/wwe/ General #1657 - Time To Feed Sheamus To Reigns Edition

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save us double j

>>792120
>Have someone do a run in Finisher
>Roman gets right back up and beats him, his opponent and another Run in.
Can we just murder Vince? Like Someone go to jail for our sake and end this fucking overpush.

Rate this Raw

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>>792131
It was there/10

>We are going to have a fucking of Paige vs Charlotte at TLC

>Reigns will beat Sheamus

>Wyatts still do irrelevant shit

This fucking pisses me off but I'm still going to watch this every week.

>>792131
Pretty shitty. WWE is going through its hardest times right now, but they don't seem to want to push anybody in the lower card or they continue with retarded stories such as:

>The direction of Ziggler vs Breeze
>Stardust and whatever the fuck he is doing
>The Wyatts and whatever the fuck they are doing
>Ryback and whatever the fuck he is doing

The only reason Reigns got a pop is because they are making his feud the only relevant thing. Dean is the Becky Lynch of the Shield. They better establish Dean vs KO or something, because we need champions to defend their titles at PPVs.

>>792131
1/10
It's 1 was for Swagger and Slater.

Your life is literally in the gutter if you plan on tuning in next week.

>hurrr durrr no wrestlers to do a brand split
>smackdown had fucking big boring cunt show and kurt angle as their only main eventers after the rock left
>hogan and taker never really touched the main belt
>this helped build up lesnar, edge, mysterio, guerrero, jbl, cena and probably some others
>theres shitloads of unused people on the roster to build up and make smackdown guys
Literal retards think there's no roster because RAW has the same faggots every single week.

>>792131
fun/10

>>792144

>It's a brand split faggot

Why don't you just watch NXT you moron?

>Comparing early 00's smackdown roster to the dog shit of today where everyone is getting injured, works impossible schedules, 3 hour RAW and a damn near non-existent mid-card.

18+ and lose weight but not before you have sex you redditer.

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How does it keep getting worse?

>>792131

Worst of the year / 10

I know there have been terrible ones after summerslam, but this one is the worse of the 3 that I can remember.

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>>792152
>How does it keep getting worse?

Is there anyone fun for the New Day to challenge?

Seeing the Lucha Dragons and The Uso pisses me off

>>792155
I like how you faggots think you can book better while Raw is lacking stars. Shut up and stop blaming them, they are doing the best they can with what they have.

>>792131

1/10. wwe is just so awful right now. they deserve their shit ratings

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>>792157
Enzo and Cass

>>792162
When did you learn how to use 4chan vince?

>>792157

They brought in the Dudleyz to try and "spice it up" and I thought for a second that they'd keep the feud going until TLC cause that's what they're kinda known for but Bray needs new old people to feud with.

>>792162
>they are doing the best they can with what they have.

"no"

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>>792131
out of ten.

>>792168
What would you have done to make Raw better then?

>>792170
There are so many things wrong with it we shouldn't have to explain

>>792151
nice memeposting cancer
>>792162
They got themselves here though because they are focusing on one person at a time instead of building multiple people.
>build no one but rollins all year
>gets injured
>hurrr durrrr dont blame them
And before Rollins they had Lesnar booked dominating everyone worse than 80's Hogan while building no one.

>>792174

There's nothing memeposting about insulting a literal moron who thinks a brand split is a good idea in 2015 with this lackluster current roster during a time when RAW has to be 3 hours long.

You're insane and possibly clinically retarded. Even more senile than Vince.

>>792170

do you want me to write you a novel?

>>792177
Please, just book this Raw better

>those massive pops and "Yes!" chants for Reigns

Did I just step into the twilight zone?

>>792144

>Calling Big Show boring in the late 90's - early 00's

Want to know how I know you're under-age?

>>792176
>5-10 min matches
>hurrrr its so hard to fill up raw
I wonder what they could do...
>not building or pushing anyone at all so they just let the few established guys do dumb shit for 20 mins each

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>>792144

>hogan and taker never really touched the main belt

Hogan literally beat Triple H to become undisputed champion whereas biker Taker was constantly in feuds with Angle, Rikishi, JBL, The Rock for it. Are you high or still in high school?

>>792182
>big show was good on smackdowns goat era
Nah, it was the storylines, he was still shit and boring.
>heyman made his seem good
>lesnar made him seem good
>jbl made him seem good
His opponent made him good because they were entertaining my nigga

>>792183
>>hurrrr its so hard to fill up raw

It being hard to fill up RAW isn't an opinion, it's an actual fact that Triple H himself admitted. Stop typing like an idiot for 2 seconds and realize your neckbeard fantasy booking won't work or even fix anything, it will just make everything worse for everyone.

>>792179
Well when you have a piece dirt surrounded by shit, the dirt seems more pleasant

>>792184
How many times was Taker and Hogan champion and how long did they hold it from 02-05?

>>792120
Putting the title on him may be a brilliant move in hindsight.
The crowd and universe in general may get behind Reigns now because at least he's a better option as champion than Sheamus.

>>792191

But it's not even the smarky Yes chants that they were doing hoping Reigns would turn heel, they were actually rooting for him. Something no crowd has EVER done til now.

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The product is absolutely fucked and almost unsalvagable at this point. And the thought of Roman possibly winning the Royal Rumble again is too much to bare

>>792190
Triple H also said there's no backstage politics, hand picked guys, favouritism from higher ups holding people back and... he said punk lied about everything when he left.
>believing wwes greatest jew ever

>>792195
go to bed Vince

>>792199

How the hell is Triple H saying, "The thing I'd change about the product today is making RAW 2 hours long again" propaganda? It's pretty clear that this thing suffers from being way too long.

Today they were actually trying hard to waste everyone's time. They told New Day to go out there and meme about just to eat as much time as possible.

Are you actually demented in the head?

>>792190
> it's hard to fill up RAW

Over a third of the WWE roster is lucky to make it to RAW once a month

>>792174
Hit the nail on the head. WWE is in the gutter because their focused on making short-term attractions for quick PPV buys instead of building their main talent roster.

They need to stop marking out on the fucking Attitude Era shit and start building the new stars properly.

>>792202
YOU'RE GETTING ROMAN REIGNS, AND YOU'LL LIKE IT DAMN IT!

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http://411mania.com/wrestling/road-dogg-responds-to-criticism-of-survivor-series/
dang

>>792211

Well if we end up getting more crowds like this night's Raw, it probably would be more welcoming.

Ruthless Agression > Attitude >>>>>>>>> PG/Reality

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Funko POP is the worst bullshit family

>>792207
>Over a third of the WWE roster is lucky to make it to RAW once a month

So what? Replacing Cesaro with a Heath Slater appearance won't make RAW any better than it's supposed to be. You still have to fill the same time slot. RAW is still 2 hours long but you're just force fed 1 hour of commercial breaks in between.

How in the hell does Brock bleed so easily

>>792217

Found the underage mark

>>792222
He purposely busts himself open on the ringposts

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>owens vs ambrose in a tlc match

BBY GRRL WAS OVER AS FUCK TONIGHT

EAT

IT

SMARKS

>>792204
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>>792207
What this guy said.
"fuck everyones injured how will we fill raw?"
>use wasted talent
or
>send out the same cunts we use every week and give them double the time to bore everyone with dumb shit
"why not let them actually wrestle for longer if we aren't using anyone new?"
>wrestle?
>this is sports entertainment damnit!
Greentext is Vince

>>792216
In all seriousness though, putting him up against Sheamus is good for him because he's the preferred of the two and he might even get over if he's the one to finally put the Authority away.

>>792222

Him AND Reigns bust open from like the slight hit. And it's only them for some reason, unless someone botches a move on Cena.

>>792219
So you now realise it's their shit creative and booking and not "but its too much time to fill up :(" good

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>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3f2wsq
>Timestamp: 53m53s
>(WWE Network Exclusive Post-SS footage, in case you're wondering)
>Creative: "So you're gonna lose the title, *just* as soon as you get a taste of the summit."
>"You lie on the mat, recollect your thoughts, and rise to the sound of thunder, but in reality, it's the sound of the entire arena giving you a standing ovation."
>"Think about it, 'Thank you, Roman!' sounds good, doesn't it?"
>"You leave the arena, melting the hearts of millions (AND MILLIONS), and become THE face of the company. Way to go, champ!"

My fucking sides, what were they thinking...?

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>>792237
>no cheers
>hear boos from a distance
>all in all a dead crowd

I love this

So are Barrett, Sheamus and Rusev going to be a stable? How would you feel about it?

>>792247
I liked that Euro storyline when they did it in a WWE game

That ending was the shit cherry on the shit sundae. Why did Barrett come out? Why did Reigns no sell a finisher then go on to beat the shit out of the WWE WHC,Rusev AND Barrett.
Abyssmal

I can't believe I'm actually interested in Goldust and PTP vs Cosmic Wasteland and Ryback vs Heath Slater

>>792247
If they're gonna do it, they should go the distance and make it actually threatening.
The idea of A Brute, a Warrior and a King with some old timey euro garb could be entertaining. But if their just going to be jokes that Roman beats every week it's shitty short-term booking.

>Del Rio not selling his current gimmick by getting a belt in the style of the MexAmerica flag.

It might be a little more better if he did.

You know how you used to have an essay to do and your teacher said, "It needs to be 10 pages long" and you go and copy paste info from google and irrelevant information, cause you've run out of content to write?

That's what RAW was like tonight. Adding irrelevant people like Goldust, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, Prime Time Players, The Ascension just to fill up this shit show.

Missed the entire Raw (outside of the new day segment)
How shit was it?

>>792256
>Heath Slater

He needs an NXT reboot like Zack Ryder.

>>792247
>How would you feel about it?

My feelings are negated by the fact that Roman got hit by the bull hammer, no sold it, then proceeded to beat up all 3 of them.

Almost as bad as Kane and Taker taking out the entire Wyatt family then asking for a 2 v 2 match.

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>>792254
>facialabuse.com

>>792258
Lucky you, Worst Raw of the year and up there with the WOAT.

>>792258

It was especially shit. Worse than the worst RAW you can last remember which was probably not from that long ago.

I think I'm actually done lads. See you next /wwe/. Hope you all make it safely into the new year. It's fun meme'ing around and shitposting but there's only so much complaining you can do before you realize the joke is on you for still watching this literal circus.

>>792256
Those irrelevant people were more interesting than their main storylines. I actually want to see Heath Slater in a program since his last angle was fucking 3MB + hornswoggle vs Matadores. Much more interesting than DA UNDERDOG ROMAN or whatever the fuck Deanetty is doing

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>>792254
post the gif/webbum

>>792258
Not very good, even for RAW standards

So are people actually watching these irrelevant ass Raws with literally nobody important on them?

(I was watching Based Brady do his thang on the Bills of course)

>>792262
>>792264
>>792266
That bad? Like what was worst part?

>>792265
>I actually want to see Heath Slater in a program

Heath Slater will never rise from being squash material. It won't happen.

>Roman and Dean

Who even cares about these hacks? Dean especially, they don't let him talk, he's just le crazy man, he can wrestle well technically but his gimmick makes him one of the sloppiest wrestlers on the roster.

To think, Roman would just be another Wild Samoan / Headshrinker pre-2000.

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>>792266
Nevermind

>>792269
How do you feel about an ad/dream sequence for a texmex burger with Mark Henry, JBL, Torito, and Torito dressed as JBL? There was probably worse stuff on the show; maybe the divas title match

>>792269
The Divas championship rematch being 30 fucking minutes or the main event where Roman no sold the Bullhammer then proceeded to beat Rusev,Barrett and Transitional champ Sheamus

>>792247
>Barrett and Rusev in the main event scene
I couldn't be any more hype.

>>792272
I fully acknowledge that Heath Slater would get squashed, but actually seeing him on tv with some mic time is a breath of fresh air.

>>792272
>he can wrestle well technically
>one of the sloppiest wrestlers on the roster

That's a contradictory statement.

You are either good or are shit in the ring. There are no "buts".

>>792272
I thought that Dean's match with Ziggler last Raw was technically pretty sound, not amazing but there was some good stuff in there that I don't usually see from him.

He's a good wrestler, just not great at the moment. He's got room to grow.

>>792269

There was a meaningless tag match, Dolph/Ambrose vs. Owens/Breeze where everyone got jobber entranced. Paige vs. Charlotte wrestled unhinged for 20 minutes again, Mark Henry vs. Neville in a meaningless 2 minute match, Kalisto and Sin Cara were allowed to cut promos, I mean shit, if I had to intentionally book a bad RAW this would probably be it.

>>792269
over half the program was blacks and women, new day did a racist white guy voice and the announcers had to pretend paige was snapping when she was just being a dainty chick.

>>792276

>Barrett and Rusev in the main event scene

Lel what fampai? They're literally just henchmen. Next week is Barrett vs. Reigns akin to what you saw tonight, after Sheamus loses the title, they all go back to being in 6 man tags that go nowhere.

>>792278

Good job cutting out:

"but his gimmick makes him one of the sloppiest wrestlers on the roster."

>>792275
In fairness, no-selling a finisher is bullshit but at least they had him using a chair to fight back to restore a little believability.

>>792258
Divas title match ended in double count-out, pointless.
Pointless tag match between Dean/Ziggler vs Owens/Breeze (what?)
Roman looking strong against the entire Eurotrash Authority
El torito burger king dream sequence ad segment or some shit
Neville vs Mark Henry botched the ending
Usos made an appearance

>>792284
>Next week is Barrett vs. Reigns akin to what you saw tonight
That would be the main event scene.

>>792289

>That would be the main event scene

>Being fed to Reigns is being in the main event

>>792287

Oh, so gimmicks now effect ring ability? What else smarks are going to use to try to kiss the asses of their favorite guys?

>>792287

Is botching every other move his gimmick? If so, then that's a shitty gimmick.

>>792293
While it was because of injury too, but Austin using his technical style back from his WCW days as opposed to his redneck brawler style wouldn't have really fit his gimmick.

>>792298

>backpedaling to a legend to use an an excuse

No.

>>792293
>so gimmicks now effect ring ability?

Yes they do, I don't know if you know this mark, but heels wrestle differently than faces. Also I'm not even a Deanetty mark, the matches Dean used to have with Punk 2 years ago are so different to the horse shit he churns out weekly. The former were actually watchable.

>>792293
Are you really asking this?

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>actually watching Raw

>>792237
god that Brothers of Destruction-Wyatt Family match was shit

>>792306

I feel defiled for putting myself through that.

>>792309
Likewise. I legit don't want to watch the next raw for once

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It literally took me just 10 minutes to skim through the entirety of RAW.

>mfw there are people in this thread right now who devote 3 hours of their week to watch the current abhorrent abomination that is current day RAW
>mfw there are LITERALLY people in this thread right now from the UK who stay up until past midnight to watch current day RAW

kek

KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldo6_aftzp0

Yes! Finally a new smarkbusters review.

>>792311
Quick peruse through the results on wwe.com, watching the videos that interest me and I'm done.
No need to watch the whole thing at all.

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Anybody know where I can listen to the Bryan and Vinny show for free? The YT channel that uploaded them all got blown the fuck out.

>>792306

to be fair, it was just background noise while I watched MNF

>>792308
What was the point of making it a 2on2, if BoD squashed ALL FOUR members of the Wyatt family a week prior, with no problem?
Kayfabe-wise, you'd have to be retarded-as-fuck to challenge them again without having MORE backup.

>>792318
I don't think the 2-on-4 squash was mentioned at all because they realized how badly they fucked up with that. I thought Bray changed it to 2-on-2 because he knew Kane would turn on Undertaker or something. Nope, just a regular match that sucked ass.

>>792313
Fuck off Smarkbustuh

>>792315
Yeah, kind of annoyed they got removed too.
Meltzer just completely making fun of RAW was the reason I've bothered watching it the past few weeks.

>HEEEEEY, WE WANT SOME BAAAAAYLEEEEEY

Okay, fucking done with NXT 'til they sort out the crowd issue.
>inb4 b-but they're not even *trying* to get themselves over, t-they're just having fun...!
Yeah, because standing up during the Main Event, whilst Fandango'ing ISN'T getting yourselves over?
Not even a "we are awesome" chant on RAW is this cancerous.
>mfw TakeOver's taking place in London (read: ANYWHERE BUT FULL SAIL)
Thank fuck.

>>792315
>Cena paid some money to pretend-fuck that bitch while Dolph did it for free

>>792315
Brandon NIchols and thewrasslinnetwork uploads their shows. Props to them

>>792315
>The YT channel that uploaded them all got blown the fuck out
You mean Real Dad? He's back, and has been uploading B&V shows incognito now. You didn't hear it from me.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMNFD3w-g_mCVGVxMGLVjJw/about

>>792324
Neither upload the Retro Tuesdays and Raw reviews, I don't think.

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>>792325
Yep, Real Dad. Was pissed when he got taken down. Thank you, Anon, you are my greatest ally

>>792326
Sometimes they're a little slow. If you're just looking for the raw reviews, I just type in "brian and vinny raw" or what have you in the search and see what was most recently posted. They have SS reviews up already

>>792311
I'm from the UK and in this thread right now, but I didn't stay up to watch Raw and I'm glad I didn't

>>792328
they had their SS review up for free anyway

TOP 5 WORST FINISHERS OF ALL TIME


1. http://youtu.be/TqWudY_iViM
2. Knock-Out Punch
3. Wasteland/Bullhammer
4. Beauty Shot/Zig-Zag
5. Heart Punch

>>792332
What about the rack attack? People have to pretend like it hurts

>>792322
>went to NXT show few months ago
>trying to enjoy the show like a normal person
>literally everyone around me won't stop trying to attention whore for the camera, the smell is awful as they begin sweating profusely from the physical activity

fuck the NXT crowd

>>792332
>Byron Sixton

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>>792332

>tfw no Y2J with Jerishill gimmick as an Authority henchman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0FbmFo_bF8

He does it well enough outside of kayfabe so why not?

>>792332
>no overdrive/playmaker
smdh
>>792335
its a back breaker you pleb.

>>792332
>no bearhug
>no ddeane-ty
>no every retarded submission that would never hurt
KO punch is the biggest load of shit that came about because kayfabe is dead
>tfw muh kayfabe is dead

>>792342
Wrestling With Wregret?

>>792322
lol you are not going to enjoy the London crowd at all, mate

IM JUST ONE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>792345
English fans are legit just having fun though, chanting and joking around died in the early 00's in America and Full Sail is just faggots trying to be different.

>>792332
>not Cena's fireman's carry takeover that beats literally everyone for some reason

>>792351
18+

>tfw stables are dead and the only one is the best thing about raw
>tfw fun segments have died and the last one i remember was team hell no therapy
>tfw entrances and themes are mostly shit now, making the crowd dead and making the roster seem bland with no one sticking out
>tfw mid card is dead and its just main eventers and jobbers
>managers are a dead thing too
>valets make no sense and just get thrown around from guy to guy for a few weeks
>no actual gm like based bischoff or people power man, just shit authority corporation lite
What other good shit has disappeared from the WWE?

>>792355
Forgot about the Wyatts on that first point t b h because they really are dead.

>>792355
Based Batista

>>792355
You're forgetting the Wyatts but that's forgivable considering their credibility died long ago

I remember liking Dean's stupid prank segments from last year

Mostly agree with the rest but music is subjective

>>792351
>hating on a direct insult to lesnars finisher that used to have one of the goat names
Pleb

>>792360
> liking a shitty parody of Brock's awesome finisher

>>792120
>>792356
Just saw survivor series
>deanetty BTFO
>BRAYYY LMAO BTFO
>Paige BTFO
based vince killing the IWC neckbeards! THANK YOU BASED VINCE, im going to buy some WWE merch soon because of this.

On another note does anyone think HarpGoat was kind of spared a bit?

>>792355
Workhorse's like Seth Rollins and Cesaro and Dbry are dying left and right. The US open challenge, i loved the idea that it could be anyone kind of built a bit of suspense even though Cena would always win

>>792347
BUT IM A ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

>>792360
>>792362
>Not recognising the homage to Tommy Dreamer

Rick Rudes entrance music is fucking GOAT

>>792359
What themes do you legit like from main roster guys? I was talking about them standing out mostly, not just if they're nice to listen to.

No one introduced from 2010 onwards really has a theme that's theirs if you know what I mean.

>>792362
FU ;)

>>792369
Sasha's theme is GOAT

>>792371
For your average viewer (most people dont watch nxt) she's a nobody though

>>792368
Rick Rude is fucking GOAT

>>792372
Yeah, she totally hasn't been getting WE WANT SA-SHA! chants on RAW

This is the first time in a while where I just skipped Raw after the first 30 minutes. None of these fuckers interest me.

I missed Seth, pham.

>>792375
In IWC states yeah, she had dead silence when she came out tonight. There's only like 4 IWC states too.

How would you book a WWE reboot.

You are allowed to use the Wyatt's or Undertaker's magic powers

Can you guys help me? I'm trying to find a Ted Dibiase Sr. promo where he goes to a jewelry store and buys all the rings on display. I can't seem to find it anywhere.

>>792376
>tfw raw was so shit i wanted seth back and i find his gimmick and title reign boring
It's getting really bad out here nigga

Kalisto is such a fucking geek, please never hand that boy a mic

>>792374

Truth.

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>>792380
Fucking this man. Even if everyone who is injured came back, it would still be the same boring shit. This is depressing the fuck out of me

>>792376

>RAW was so bad he wanted the lowest drawing champ since Bret Hart back.

It truly was horrendous wasn't it? I started rewatching 2 years ago and this is the first time I've had an existential crisis 3 hours after watching

>>792378
>actually let every young guy that was introduced from 2012 onwards beat cena since they all fucking faced him and lost
>no rematch after KO beats him
>dont bury ambrose like a retard
>dont bury cesaro
>push new day past the tag titles to make them a real threat
>dont make everyone wrestle 50 times a week
Wow looks like we have other guys to use now our champ died

>>792381
he can actually speak english hes already surpassed half the roster with that.

>>792377
But it's already happened way more than 4 times, silly.

>>792375
that was a month maybe a month and half ago, she comes out to silence, hell the so called deanetty of PCB becky gets a reaction.
IWC STATUS:
BTFO

>>792388
States aren't small mate

>>792389
It happened at survivor series dumb dumb, I couldn't care less about divas and noticed it.

>>792385
>>dont bury ambrose like a retard
>>dont bury cesaro
they buried themselves
>>push new day past the tag titles to make them a real threat
you mean that raw where they beat down big match john?
>>dont make everyone wrestle 50 times a week
its like 5 times a week its the travel that gets to them too.

>>792390
They also aren't visited by WWE more than twice in a month over the year

Only nobody here is you, pally

What's up guys i just started watching wrestling for the first time in like 10 years. I really like this Roman Reigns guy. Why does the internet hate him?

>>792394
THIS to be honest

>>792394
They hate good looking tall guys. They want small fat ugly guys to win.

>>792393
>chanted 8 times
Sounds about right
>>792392
>they buried themselves
Really nigga
>beating someone 3 on 1 makes them a threat
wat.

>>792394
Watch him a couple more times. You'll pick it up

>>792396
>this meme
Almost as great as
>please have sex
or
>hurrr durrr reddit/smark
or
>18+

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>>792396
> they want small fat ugly guys to win

Why does HHH play a face so much better than a heel and why does HBK play a heel so much better than a face when they're the opposite irl?

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>>792396
>they want small fat ugly guys to win

>>792327
Based Real Dad. So happy he's back up and running

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>>792396
>They want small fat ugly guys to win.

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>>792401
>why does HBK play a heel so much better than a face

Who /read spoilers of Survivor Series and RAW and didn't bother watching/ here?

>>792402
>>792404

Are you trying to prove a point that you're gay?

>>792406

I envy you. 6 hours of my life I will never get back.

>>792405
>imfuckingplying
Even when he turned heel for a month he btfo of canakeks in that short time span he had to do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgW2G5QoHFY&app=desktop

>>792407
lol imagine being this insecure about your own sexuality

>>792409
One of the best heel promos of all time tbqhwyf

>>792410

Imagine being a mark for charisma less vanilla midgets.

>>792409
Even his pseudo-heel turn against Bryan the night after HiaC 2013 was glorious

LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE PUKE

Well nobody really gave a good reason. Roman Reigns is an interesting character and from what i've seen the last few weeks, they lack those. That Bray Wyatt character is pretty cool too.

>>792413
> actually thinking that description fits

Dunb-as-fuck

>>792415
He literally has no character though, that's the problem. Boring, shit on the mic and has shit scripts.
>>792409
Post yfw this promo triggers bretcunt and he spergs about how the goat is gay

>>792415
> Reigns
> character

He's literally Cena!Lite

People don't like him because he's getting one of the hardest pushes EVER despite being mediocre-at-best in pretty much every way

>>792421
>hardest push ever
>not even wwe whc

just shut the fuck up

>>792417
Ha, ow wow, egg on my face

Non-ironically saying "vanilla midget" in 2015 still makes you a shoot moron tho

>>792411
>>792414
Because he's a GOAT heel, I'm surprised no one ever really says this.

>>792396
why do you think owens is so over? he looks like 90% of the IWC, complete with neckbeard and their opinions.

>>792421
He's not as bad as he used to be, I wouldn't mind him if the Superman Punch wasn't so fucking retarded

>>792422
Post clips of Reigns cleanly losing a singles match in WWE

>>792426
the marks love it though.

>>792424
I think it's because his best heel work in D-X kind of flies under-the-radar

>>792422
>was champ for 5 mins and cole has to remind us because vince wants everyone to remember
Did Mysterio get that treatment? Nope. There's not enough support for them to make him champ yet so they can't do it

>>792426
He's still pretty mediocre compared to most his peers

There are dozens of guys signed to WWE who are better than him in at least one way and no worse than him at any of the others

All he is is a pretty face with the wettest longhair

>>792431
its as if it just happened and its basis of the feud or something.

>>792429
Shame t b h, I'd put him in my top 5 heels ever and top 5 crowd workers ever too.

They should have made Miz world champion again. He deserves it

>>792431
There's never going to be enough support for Reigns to be champ

The crowd basically LAUGHED at him for getting fucked over in the worst possible way

Really should've just had him sell out to beat Ambrose

>>792434
Please stop shitting up the thread with the "Reigns is amazing and isn't being forced on everyone" crap. To add to that Mysterio thing, he didn't get a rematch either after Cena cashed in on him.

>>792438
Kill yourself please

>>792438
He's a good shit talker on Xaviers youtube channel, not main event champ material though.
>that awful im awesome gimmick
>now ripping off the rocks hollywood gimmick and doing it terribly

>>792440
Rey got his rematch for the WWE Title the night after SummerSlam 2011

>>792442
Miz is the worst fucking part of UpUpDownDown by a goddamn mile

why the fuck is new day so good. I want to hate them but I cant

Can Deanetty recover?

>>792446
They're allowed to do what they want and have fun

By an astonishing coincidence they're the most over act on the roster

>>792447
hes right back where he was in the low mid card. so yes.

>>792443
lol really? Don't remember this, are you rusing me cunt?

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>I don't like Sheamus

Based Sheamus is carrying the belt to WM and winning.

>>792449
I tried saying this during murica posting time and just got "hurr durrr theyre just chimping out niggers"
>tfw firing the millions of writers and just letting wrestlers have more wiggle room will give us more new day tier shit
Why isn't Vince the only person that needs to be consulted? And Stephanie should be removed from creative asap

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>>792131
Could've been worse with Rollins/10

>>792452
It was a match for the WWE Title

Not a match against Cena

>>792455
Vince is the reason "creative" is as bad as it is

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Why the fuck are there still 2 divas segments and why the fuck do they tend to be longer than most of the segments

Come off it with this divas revolution crap

>>792456
TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! ROLLINS IS A FUCKING GOD COMPARED YOU! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU THINK YOU ARE SOME TOUGH SHIT? I BET YOUR PARENTS ARE FAILURES AND THEIR PARENTS WERE ALSO FAILURES! YOU ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY LINEAGE LEADS BACK TO NOTHING BUT FAILURE. IT IS A GOD DAMN MIRACLE THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU'RE RETARDED ANCESTORS MANAGED TO FUCKING REPRODUCE YOU STUPID PATHETIC PIECE OF TRASH. I HOPE YOU FUCKING SUFFER WHEN YOU DIE. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, I HOPE SOMEONE ENTERS YOUR HOME, RAPES YOUR MOTHER, KILLS YOUR FATHER AND SLOWLY PULLS YOUR FINGER NAILS OFF, THEN TEARS YOUR TOES AND FINGERS, THEN FUCKING RIPS YOUR LIMBS APART BEFORE FINALLY PULLING OUT YOUR FUCKING EARS AND THEN SLITTING YOUR THROAT SLOWLY WITH A RUSTY KITCHEN KNIFE! HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>792425
that and hes talented af. He's like a short fat neckbeard brock lesnar with how likeable he is.
The dude can wrestle and he's entertaining.

He's supposed to be a heel but i think a tweener is more suiting

I'm afraid that vince will just ruin his character though if they give any signs of being a face

>>792458
'no'
Instead of wrestling minds giving him ideas he has hollywood capeshit tier writers giving him them. He's said time and time again he will try anything he think might work

>>792459
sempervive posted on the f4w board awhile back that paige and nikki do well in ratings

>>792457
But he lost the belt to Cena... So he didn't get his rematch like I said. It went from him winning, losing to Cena cashing in and then Punk returning.

>it's a WWE brings up a dead person to draw heat on a shit match nobody cares about episode

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>i watch wrestling for the matches

The last digit of this post is how many months it will take for Rollins to return.

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>>792468
>I watch wrestling for mediocre shit storylines produced by 'creative'

>>792466
His rematch clause is for the WWE Championship

Not for a match against Cena

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>>792468
>I watch wrestling for the entertainment

>face is a blatant case of nepotism
>heel points this out and we're meant to feel bad for the face
Why is this Charlotte x Paige feud so shit?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGbr0KVmnNg

Reminder that sports entertainment is superior to wrasslin.

>>792464
> implying Vince listens to anybody

I guess it's easier to pretend that le writer boogeyman is responsible, instead of Vince being an insane, out-of-touch megalomaniac

>>792473
because wymyn

>>792471
>cena cashed in on him
Cena was champ my nigga, thought I made that clear t b h

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>Promos are cool and all but i'm really a big fan of the athletic displays performed in the squared circle

>>792463
Owens isn't even that short, he was practically eye-to-eye with Reigns & Ambrose backstage last night

>>792459
>those shitty kicks
bryan should be banned from teaching people how to wrestle geez

>>792476
when has Vince not been an insane, out-of-touch megalomaniac?

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>>792332
Did he try to modify the fucking overdrive?

>>792476
>muh out if touch old man ruins everything
What you're saying is easier to believe actually, funny how when he's on RAW he's still entertaining as fuck though init f a m

>>792481
He admitted in his book he has no idea how to teach.

>>792480
yeah, he definitely isnt no eddie guerrero or rey mysterio in terms of height

But memers will come in here and start spamming le manlet meme in response to you

>>792478
Cena didn't cash-in on Rey.

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>>792473
>>792473
Paige is terrible

>>792482
1989?

He was least forced to do what the customer wanted in the late 90s/early 2000s

But the 'E has been on a constant decline for the past 15 years and somehow, that's the fault of writers who have the turnover rate of a Spinal Tap drummer

>>792477
AJ was legitimately entertaining though and so is Sasha
>inb4 she's an indian boy meme

>>792484
When was the last time Vince was on TV and entertaining?

2012?

>>792488
>people actually consider her attractive

>>792488
Great cleavage, though.

>>792485
Sara Del Rey & Simon Gotch were two of his students so he must've done something right

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>Kurt was asked if he could wrestle anyone from WWE, who would it be and why, and he immediately answered "Daniel Bryan, without a doubt." This got a big pop from the crowd and a "Yes!" chant. He went on to explain that if Daniel Bryan can get himself fit and healthy, then they "will" make something happen. (This was one of many little hints dropped throughout the evening that Kurt may return to WWE when his TNA contract is up, though at no point did he actually confirm this.)

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>>792493
That's what happens when you wear multiple push up bras

>>792492
Yeah, they're called "heterosexual men"

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>>792490
>AJ was legitimately entertaining
>DUDE I'M SO CRAZY NOW I'M NOT OH I'M CRAZY AGAIN LMAO

>>792496
Yeah, I know but I'm content with just the cleavage.

>>792495
Everyone knows not to listen to Kurt when it comes to him and his WWE relationship.

I mean I love the guy, he literally sacrificed his body for the WWE, but as long as Haitch is there, his chances are slim to none of coming back unless he goes full time and dies in the ring.

Seriously though, I miss those blaring horns and the you suck chant

>>792497
#destroyed

>>792495
> this match was booked for PWG in 2006 but Angle had to pull out after signing w/ TNA

#ThanksDixie

>>792498
That's literally what Paige has done on multiple occasions.

In fact, that's how some ex-creative guy described how they write all their divas.

>>792503
And it's shit

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>>792315
>tfw I'd rather fuck the dude

>>792500
>but as long as Haitch is there, his chances are slim to none of coming back
IIRC one of them said that the reason H didn't resign Angle again was because they had too much talent as it was and they wouldn't know what to do with him. Kind of hilarious now that most of their top guys are either taking time off or they're injured.

>>792502
>outlaw bryan
Didn't miss anything then

>>792504
I know, I'm just saying it's not like AJ invented it or anything

>>792507
filtered (^:

>>792508
> 2 of the best wrestlers on the planet having a match in a company where they can go all out

We really dodged a bullet there

>>792490
>AJ was legitimately entertaining though
being a whore and doing the stewie head tilt to show shes "crazy" and her shitty side bump?
>so is sasha
yea breaking your neck and using an old meme for a gimmick

opinions and such but man, glad vince hates smarks

>>792498
>implying aj didnt have some of the best character development wwe has put out in the 10's
Probably the best t b h

>>792507
I mean this is the guy that didn't think it was believable to have the WHC belt on Haitch (and subsequently got called the fuck out by Brisco) or that Steph would ever leave him for a guy like Kurt.

But if that's true well that sucks. Still don't believe it but eh

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>>792332
the fuck was that?

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>>792514
>WHC belt on Haitch
I mean Haitch didn't believe Kurt was a legit champion

>>792512
>smarks
Holy shit you faggots are dumb, smark is this generals version of "i dont like your post so youre reddit"
Stop posting

>>792512
Vince hates you too, no matter how much of a kek you are for his delusional vanity booking.

>>792513
go to bed, Punk

>>792323
now he fucks nikki that shes hotter than when he was with her, man big match john cant stop burying him.

>>792511
I literally couldn't care less about the actual matches unless HBK is in it because I'm a filthy mark for him.

>>792511
>PWG
>all out
no it would have been good but they would have interjected some comedy spots for it.

>>792520
Great point you shitposting moron

>>792517
I honestly don't know how Kurt got in to the main event with the GOATs he got thrown in with when he started, shows how good he was if anything.

>>792526
>Someone commented to Kurt that they had heard that Triple H had resented Kurt's meteroic rise in the WWE and had held him back in some ways, and then asked if Kurt ever knew of people being pissed off with him being new and in the main event. Kurt replied that to his knowledge he didn't personally think that Triple H had done so, but absolutely is aware that people in the locker room disliked him for a while at the beginning because he was brought straiught up. He then said he couldn't blame anyone for that either as he too would be annoyed if he had been working for 15 years only to be leapfrogged by someone just because they were a world class athelete. He said he was very lucky to be put into programs with people like Austin, The Undertaker, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Triple H and The Rock because they knew his skillset was limited for the first year or so of his WWE career and they protected him because they knew that they could make money with him. He praised all of these wrestlers saying that without them he wouldn't have ever been able to improve and stay on top.

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>>792518
>tfw you realize /asp/fags are not retarted like /sp/fags

>>792526
He got shit on pretty bad when he first came in because he was pretty green to the whole WWE system obviously. I remember reading comments from way back when how he was doing dark matches with Owen Hart and how people commented about how far down the card Owen had fallen to be wrestling someone like Kurt.

>>792531
>circlejerks
They may not be as dumb, but they are way more annoying. /wwe/ was a rare general that still condemned trips/avatarfags and circlejerk bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V0fje7WGKE
what the fug

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Shut the fuck up neckbeards and shitposters.

I'm about to show the ladies in the thread what a real man's body looks like

>>792528
>>792533
>tfw no one protected hassan even though he got nuclear heat and wouldve made shit loads of money
A Cena in full muh murica mode vs Hassan would've been amazing t b h

>>792541
Best part of that dog shit RAW

>>792543
He apparently had a real shitty attitude backstage so he wasn't exactly getting help from anyone from the locker room either.

I think even Undertaker got mad with him or something, and this was back when he was essentially the locker room leader

I don't know about you guys, but I like the fact that they're still maintaining the European stable and not just flat out dropping since Sheamus has got the belt.

Just please, please, please end the fucking Authority stable.

>>792522
> I watch WWE for its "entertainment" segments

You're not even worth a macro

>>792546
I forgot who it was but in one of those youshoot interviews someone said he got shit for his gimmick and that it wasn't him at all. He even bought everyone a round in the bar and everyone poured the drinks on the floor, wrestlers wasting alcohol means he was fucking hated.

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>>792545
>This is me not my character saying this
What the fuck Kofi

>>792542
>>792544
I miss him so much

At least Silas Young is doing a great job channeling him in ROH

>>792550
Hurricane Helms

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>>792544
>>792542
How do I get a girl to do this when they look at me

>>792170
Not push Roman

>>792549
Sorry m8, watching holds and submissions bores the fuck out of me, unless the match is moving quickly (like Cesaro vs Cena tier) I get bored since I'm not invested in any characters at all. New Day is slowly making me care, but I don't want to because I see them getting broken up for no reason like classic WWE booking.
>new day will disband in 2016

>>792551
>kayfabe existing since punks rant
m8 it's not 1999 anymore

>>792557
If don't like watching matches why do you watch wrestling?

That's like watching porn and skipping the fucking

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Uh, uh Y'know

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>>792558
I don't know man, it was just out of place even for a segment like that.

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>>792562
WHAT'S GOING ON, DAVE?

>>792559
It's WWE you pleb not NJPW, since when was WWE not about the characters and enterainment? Vince does everything he can to not make it about the wrestling. But like I said, I'm not invested in any characters other than New Day so I don't watch most matches.

>>792554
my god

>>792562
It's like, uh, yeah, you know. So anyway, that happened, you know, and uh, you know. Yeah.

>>792531
>retarted

Triggered t b h

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>>792566
> implying NJPW isn't about characters & entertainment
> implying WWE can write entertainment & characters

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>>792564
I'm well uh ah um I'm you know

>>792563
Mate, they're walking around with stick ponies, Big E was wearing the Toy Story girls cowboy hat and Kofi had his hair resemble a fucking horn. New Day itself is not kayfabe. That comment was random as fuck though

>>792570
>implying wwe didnt have good characters and entertainment up until this year
>implying you speak japanese and know wtf is happening in njpw
Nigga

>>792574
WWE has been on a decline since 2000-2001 mate

NJPW doesn't have 20-minute promos that don't actually say anything, they tell their stories in the ring

Y'know, like how pro wrestling is supposed to

>>792575
>he doesnt think 02-04 smackdown was goat wwe product
>know nothing about what is happening
>muh wrestling storytelling tells me everything somehow
wew lad

>>792578
> being too pleb to understand basic conflict without having a 20-minute promo to spoonfed it to you

SmackDown! was good during the 6 Era because Heyman is a true wrestling genius instead of thinking he's one like Vince

Also, pretty funny considering the SmackDown! 6 Era was a WRESTLING-based product

You can't even keep your own retardation consistent!

>>792579
Yes you're right look at this wonderful WRESTLING storytelling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFVD0u90CmQ&app=desktop

>>792580
> JBL
> SmackDown! 6 Era

Dumb. As. Fuck.

>>792579
>this whole post
Fucking hell you're a faggot, I bet you go to Full Sail

>>792582
> bringing up Full Sail for no reason

Does it hurt to know that they've first-hand seen more great wrestling than you ever will in your lifetime?

>>792580
the next year they did this same exact spot with Cena, complete with Cena blading too hard

Why are people talking about jap wrestling here? This is /wwe/. Go to your /asp/ tripfag circle jerk thread

>>792583
>say i dont care about wrestling
>hurrr durrr you havent seen good wrestling hahaha
You're literally retarded

>>792588
> I don't care about wrestling
> posting in the wrestling general

>/sp/memekucks getting full fledged btfo by actual wrestling fans

>PAY ATTENTION TO MY CONTRARIAN OPINION GUYS, ROMAN IS GOAT! XD!! FUCK THE SMARKS. LOOK HOW DIFFERENT I AM!!

you faggots are pathetic lmao

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>>792591
Reigns is actually elite though.

>>792594
Elite at getting shit on by fans and being keked by MITB

>>792589
its the wwe general dumbass. thanks for making it obvious youre just shitposting though

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>>792599
> I watch wrestling for 20-minute opening monologues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkikVD-8Iw

>>792597
Sheamus is elite also though senpai

>>792602
BASED

>>792604
No arguments here, guy can go when he's not booked like shit

>Royal Rumble 2016

3...

2...

1...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rHaQ2ucRQU

How hard do you mark the fuck out?

>>792607
lol he's been on NXT a couple of times as Hideo's mentor

INDEED

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>>792608
>>792607
fuck yes