So how do we make this stop? Do you think if everyone just ignores

shut up dee dee dee

>>3150431
desu he puts the smark virgins in their place

>>3150431
is /asp/ the only board that blames all of its shitposting on a single person? because that's pretty wacky when you really think about it

>>3150439
That's because /asp/ is the only board where one """"person"""" has dedicated his entire existence to forcing shit memes and spamming all day, every day.

I could tell yesterday when he started spamming 'simp' in random threads that he was on his way to a full on spergout sometimes soon. Lo and behold, I check /asp/ today and this 'epic meme xD' has 'spontaeously' blanketed the entire board. The only people who fall for this shit are newfags who aren't aware of what he's doing here. Ironically, they make the problem worse when some of them start spamming his memes too in an attempt to fit in here, not even realising that nobody actually likes that shit and it's just one turboautist doing it all day long.

This isn't the only place to discuss wrestling you know. It's not even the only chan that does it either. Don't like it? fucking leave.

>>3150431
Better than people unironically discussing indie wrestling etc on the front page, or other alternative sports.

>>3150453
it's still weird to think about. like, imagine if /b/ collectively blamed every shitpost on one person

>>3150460
/woo/ is fucking aids and its dying. theyre all coming here and shitting it up

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>>3150431
filter it and hide it.

Almost everyone does ignore that embarassing garbage, it seems like whoever posts it is ignored 99 percent of the time, or replies to themself, or a newer user mistakenly replies once.

The same shit is posted a million times for a reason, it never gets over or gets any decent reaction so they spamming it. Imagine a person so stupid the only way they can get noticed is to post a million times because their attempts at trolling abd getting attention fails so hard that people will only acknowledge them as the loser with no life who can't grasp the fact that if what you are doing is failing... try something else.

It's a reflection of their real life, no attention, doing the same thing everyday and continuing to be a failure. Soon their youth will be over and they will have to endure the absolutely terrible life they made for themselves with no future and no good memories either.

It's fucking sad and pathetic. But he's just an extreme case of many people on these sites.

>>3150470
that is a worthelss comparison. /b/ gets thousands of posts a day, hundreds of new threads a day. /asp/ is lucky if we get a few hundred posts a day and maybe two dozen new threads.

>>3150476
>imagine wasting your time doing this shit

Literally worked into a shoot

>>3150431
Carter stalker SEETHING

>>3150480
>reddit spacing

>>3150480
Grandad isnt it past your bedtime?

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>>3150486
>Imagine hurting some autists feelings by hiding his shitposting
Literally BTFO

>>3150480
no1 read this whole thing dee dee dee

>>3150480
m8 you sound boring AF, maybe try reddit or meltzers twitter.

>>3150480
New copypasta?

>>3150483
okay then, imagine if the origami board blamed every single shitpost on one guy

>>3150490

I don't go to Reddit or pretty much any other sites besides this and checking my mail while eating, so I would trust you to be an expert on how people 'space' there.

Thanks for informing me that Reddit invented paragraphs, literally did not know that.

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>>3150480
>WRESTLING IS SERIOUS STUFF GUYS!!1!!

>>3150480

JUST

please be pasta or im lmaoing@urlife

>>3150433
>>3150496
>being such a bottom barrel autist that you find dee dee dee clever enough to reuse in shitposts

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>>3150509
>imagine SEETHING this hard

>>3150514
this ninja mad about the dee dee dee stuff!!

>>3150509
Almost everyone does ignore that embarassing garbage, it seems like whoever posts it is ignored 99 percent of the time, or replies to themself, or a newer user mistakenly replies once.

The same shit is posted a million times for a reason, it never gets over or gets any decent reaction so they spamming it. Imagine a person so stupid the only way they can get noticed is to post a million times because their attempts at trolling abd getting attention fails so hard that people will only acknowledge them as the loser with no life who can't grasp the fact that if what you are doing is failing... try something else.

It's a reflection of their real life, no attention, doing the same thing everyday and continuing to be a failure. Soon their youth will be over and they will have to endure the absolutely terrible life they made for themselves with no future and no good memories either.

It's fucking sad and pathetic. But he's just an extreme case of many people on these sites.

>>3150499

Let me know how thinking that spamming a forum all day everyday is a bad life decision makes me a boring person. Doing actual things like going outside or stepping away from a screen are uncool now?

Fuck, even wasting your life playing videogames would be a better way to go. Quoting Flanders a million times on a small wrestling board on a site with My Little Pony and LGBT boards? Imagine telling that to someone in real life.

Almost everyone does ignore that embarassing garbage, it seems like whoever posts it is ignored 99 percent of the time, or replies to themself, or a newer user mistakenly replies once.

The same shit is posted a million times for a reason, it never gets over or gets any decent reaction so they spamming it. Imagine a person so stupid the only way they can get noticed is to post a million times because their attempts at trolling abd getting attention fails so hard that people will only acknowledge them as the loser with no life who can't grasp the fact that if what you are doing is failing... try something else.

It's a reflection of their real life, no attention, doing the same thing everyday and continuing to be a failure. Soon their youth will be over and they will have to endure the absolutely terrible life they made for themselves with no future and no good memories either.

It's fucking sad and pathetic. But he's just an extreme case of many people on these sites.

I'm honestly surprised it took this long for Carter to come into the thread and start with his butthurt spamming.

>>3150527
Almost everyone does ignore that embarassing garbage, it seems like whoever posts it is ignored 99 percent of the time, or replies to themself, or a newer user mistakenly replies once.

The same shit is posted a million times for a reason, it never gets over or gets any decent reaction so they spamming it. Imagine a person so stupid the only way they can get noticed is to post a million times because their attempts at trolling abd getting attention fails so hard that people will only acknowledge them as the loser with no life who can't grasp the fact that if what you are doing is failing... try something else.

It's a reflection of their real life, no attention, doing the same thing everyday and continuing to be a failure. Soon their youth will be over and they will have to endure the absolutely terrible life they made for themselves with no future and no good memories either.

It's fucking sad and pathetic. But he's just an extreme case of many people on these sites.

>>3150527
firs rule of the internet is to not feed the troll dummy. why are you even arguing with this idiot?

>>3150527
You're the one spending his time trying to talk sense to funposters on one of the least active boards on 4chan. You're just as retarded but without the self awareness. Ya fuckin dee dee dee.

>>3150504
yes it would sound wacky, but hey, truth is stranger than fiction nowadays
also at least in our case, you can tell this is one person doing it

>lets stop a troll
>by making threads about him

fucking pinheads

>>3150537
I'm honestly surprised it took this long for Carter to come into the thread and start with his butthurt spamming.

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>35 posts
>11 IPs
i wonder who is spamming

>>3150511

This is what I'm talking about, it's not even a logical response to what I said, this loser can't directly confront someone or make a valid point so he uses blanket memes as if they own anybody.

I never said anything about taking this board or wrestling seriously, I said being a failed troll online for your whole life is pathetic. Try to hit me with a response that shows you can comprehend English next time.

>>3150512

Again what are you 'lmao'ing' at? The fact that I find spending your life spamming as possibly not the best decision?

>>3150516

Seething about what? Completely nullifying your 'point' in an off-hand way?

>>3150541
this

fucking simps i swear

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>>3150553
You're writing essays about Carter. Hes working ya whole existence into a fucking SHOOT brother.

>>3150561
>tfw Carter is starting to get over just because he works wewtists and ledditors into a frenzy

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>>3150566
BASED DEANGOD! The hero we don't deserve but need.

>>3150534

Talking to OP and making a point. I made food but it was hot as fuck so I had to wait to eat, saw,this shit thread at the topof the page, scrolled down, every other thread was worse, so I came in here.

Reality is I honestly hope the dude turns his life around, nobody deserves the painful future of absolute nothingness he is creating for himself. You can tell I hurt him by his frantic responses and quoting me endlessly.

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>You can tell I hurt him by his frantic responses and quoting me endlessly.

>>3150575
based carter has clearly triggered you, and youre posting in a thread about him. i doubt he even knows who you are, hes too busy out banging his 6 girlfriends.

fucking smark

>>3150575
yeah, but you will never get through to anyone using the internet. just ignore him and wait until he selfdestructs.

>>3150553
how is reading the spam and getting so triggered you write a reddit paragraph about it worse than the guy spamming. youre both manlets

>>3150581
You are literally doing that though. You can tell how butthurt you are by how much you copy and paste the stuff that got under your skin. You are trolling the shit out of yourself Carter.

>>3150584
Carter has been here for well over 3 years now, only thing that's ding-dong diddly self destruct is ya moms pussy after i fuck it.

Newfags like these are why we need carter. purges the normie scum with his memes

Carter is unironically the autist that saved /asp/

>>3150589
Carter enjoys the finest cigars and most exquisite liquor.

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>>3150431

>getting this worked

ya ding-dong diddly seething kiddo

>>3150594
GOAT

>>3150584
>>3150585

Yeah it's probably pointless. But no, I don't get mad or anything, I literally feel nothing reading the dumb responses. Anyway, I'm out, have fun.

>14 posters
>12 are followers of the cult of carter
>'its one guy'

fucking hit the showers nerd

Carter is not a person, but a thought ya cannot kill

>>3150594
FUCKING BASED

>>3150599
kek imagine losing the argument so hard you run away. dont let the reddit tab hit you too hard on the way out

pity you desu.

>>3150431
You go to /wooo/

woop woop FaM howz It GoiN

>>3150431
>So how do we make this stop?
the answer lies within, carter
> he'll finally kill himself

>>3150610
sup kid juggalo family like a motha

>Imagine having the only board that isnt dead through over moderation and then complaining about it

you dont know how lucky you are

>>3150607
its dead

Carter will go down in history as the greatest poster in sports entertainment history.

I mean just ding-dong diddly think about it.

>Works reddit
>Works wooo
>Works newfags
>Works other tripfags
>is 6' 6" (with his wrestling boots on)
>Has been mentioned on WWE tv multiple times
>Has created dozens of memes that have gotten over dare i say it well above expectations

>>3150460
>spamming autism is discussing rasslin

wew

He's the hero /asp/ deserves, and also the one it needs right now. So redditors will hunt him. Because he can BTFO them. Because he is our hero. He's a shitposting chad. He's 6'6" with his wrestling boots on. He's Carter.

Carter stalker real CRANKY today. His mama must have forgotten to buy hot pockets for the week.

>>3150617
T H I S

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>>3150629

>>3150629
Billed weight if 421 pounds

When you think about it, Carter's a very simplistic being, which makes his onslaught all the more devastating. He simply reels them in, hook, like and simper. Simplifying them into simpering simps until they're no longer simpatico, seething simplified, simply assblasted.

>>3150697
None of this is actually funny. Even saying this is reddit tier shit would be an insult to reddit.

>>3150701
Uh oh the dee dee dee is back.

>>3150701
its ironic ya goof

>>3150701
simp detected

>>3150702
>>3150703
>>3150708
Do you think anyone is actually laughing at this shit?

>>3150697
Damn.

>>3150710
I am laughing very hard.

>>3150715
Anyone besides you Carter.

>>3150710
im lollin out loud at ya makin a simperin simp of yaself

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>>3150431
Ya phinna howling ya ding-dong diddly pinheadetty simp

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>>3150431
It's funny because I started the Inoki meme and I'm in shape and train in grappling, muay thai and sambo inspired by Inoki-san, Maeda, Sakuraba and Volk Han.

Jokes on you fat redditors who love lady-boy flips tbqhwy.>>3150433

>>3150722
WOAH Harisson Ford REALLY said that shit daaaaaAAAAAAAAAMMMMM BOIIII

>>3150729
Actually I started it and I trained in Simp-san, Seetha, Ding-Dongaba, and Ya Han.

>>3150439

some other boards have their own boogymans

>>3150729
>>3150734
actually i know for a fact ya both seethin obese simps an i started it because im antonio inoki

>>3150453
This anon's analysis is 100% correct

>>3150741
Ya seething so hard its quite funny pinhead

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>>3150629

I wonder how big carters penis is

>>3150759
ding-dong diddly seismic
all those hurricans recently just cause he let it outta his pants and caused an atmospheric disturbance with his big ding-dong diddly cock

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The best part is that you can tell how triggered he is by how much he's spamming. You know he's just sitting there covered in his own filth, holding back the tears as he continues his demented shitpost rampage.

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>The best part is that you can tell how triggered he is by how much he's spamming. You know he's just sitting there covered in his own filth, holding back the tears as he continues his demented shitpost rampage.

It seriously might be time to just nuke this board for good.

>>3150804
And this shit is how you know you've really upset him. Bonus points if he makes an entirely new thread dedicated to the offending comment.

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>>3150814
>It seriously might be time to just nuke this board for good.

>>3150819
Ya height upsets ya, ya vertically challenegd imbecile

>>3150789
>>3150819
based carter simping this simp into a meltdown

>>3150827
xD

>>3150831
simped

>>3150453
true story bro.

>>3150831
FUMING
SEETHING
MEMEING
TEETHING
UPSET

>>3150833
xD

>>3150431
whoever made that pic is a seething simp

>>3150453
Fucking truth right here.

Most other boards don't have a no life sperg who not only admits he's dedicated to shitting on the board 24/7, and not only is proud of it, but doesn't get fucking banned because Hiro decided to turn this place into the textbook definition of a containment board.

>>3150863
grow a chin

>>3150863
>reddit spacing

>>3150869
How much time do you have to spend on reddit that you see someone put a line break in their post and immediately think reddit?

>>3150878
Found the redditor simp

>>3150882
xD

>>3150884
Yes i know im very funny.

>>3150885
xD

>>3150896
Thanks i'll be here forever ;^)

>>3150899
Until your parents die anyway.

>>3150918
Thats just not true. Carter is not a person, but a thought YA cannot kill.

>>3150926
Cringe.

>>3150941
Ya so grumpy

>>3150476
Holy shit that's a huge list of filters. Care to show?

>>3150944
xD

>>3150738
dont make me
post the pic of me and my training partners. going to singapore to train with Shinya Aoki in November.

>>3151304
dont make me post the pic of me goin nuts deep in ya mama ya lil simp

good thread

I'm fairly confident this board is just 5 people and 1 of them tries to create memes and then replies back to himself telling him to stop, and then creates threads like this with extra words he's trying to meme ie. 'simp' to try and make it somehow officially part of the board culture.

Maybe I'm this 'Carter' too because I've just done what I explained he's doing.

you forgot the E DRONE spam

considering that's stopped completely it was one guy doing it as well

>>3150729
Just stopping by to let you know that everybody definitely believes you.

>>3151412
will take pics next time i train you fat faggot.