>he cares about who wins and who loses the fake wrestling

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>he cares about who wins and who loses the fake wrestling match and takes it very seriously. he voices his displeasure about these results, and other things that displease him about "the business" on an internet forum populated by teenagers and fat smelly 30 year olds who still live with their parents. he does this for hours upon hours a day, all day every day. he would prefer to do this than do things like go outside, or have sex, or get a hobby. his consumption and thinking about wrestling does not cease after 3 hours and 15 minutes of RAW, 2 hours of Smackdown, and 1 hour of NXT a week, plus an additional 3 hours for a PPV (or 4 or 5 if it's Summerslam or Wrestlemania). he is very knowledgeable about wrestling jingo and buzzwords, and uses them frequently in both real life situations, and online - giggling each time he types them. he does not believe there is anything wrong with any of this - in fact, he is quite proud of it.