NOW GET THE DIMES, THE DRAWS, FROM MY FAILING PROMOTION I'LL

Cringe

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I HEAR MELTZER IN MY HEAD
HE TALKS TO ME
ABOUT NEW JAPAN
HE LIVES RENT FREE

YOU GOT YOUR DIMES AND YOUR BIG DRAWS
ALL DESIGNED TO ENTERTAIN

BUT WHEN DIMES START GETTING NOT DRAWN
YOU START PUSHING ROMAN REIGNS

I HAVE A VOICE THAT IS MY SAVIOUR
HATES THE 'E AND AND LOVES THE DOME
I HAVE THE VOICE THAT HAS THE KNOWLEDGE
AND THE POWER TO GIVE 6 STARS

I HEAR PINHEADS SEETHING
I SEE MCMAHON CRYING
I TASTE THE TEARS OF CRYBACK
I SUBSCRIBE TO MELTZERS WEBSITE

I HEAR MELTZER IN MY HEAD
HE TALKS TO ME
ABOUT NEW JAPAN
HE LIVES RENT FREE
HE LIVES RENT FREEEEEEE

HE TELLS ME SOMETIMES THAT PLANS CHANGE
HE TELLS ME ROMAN IS AN ANTI-DRAW

HE TALKS TO ME (TALKS TO ME TALKS TO ME)
TALKS TO MEEEEEEE

What song this is supposed to be? Across the Nation?

>>3138744
fuck yourself. i've done 20 of these and you can't stop me posting them sporadically all night

>>3138781
I like it keep going

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>>3138787
>PUSH ALL THE MIDGETS
>PUSH ALL THE FUCKING MIDGETS

>>3138709
>>3138757

Lol more

Your lyrics are trash. They don't flow anything like the original song. Plus, they make you sound like a huge anti-smark turbo nerd. I can't wait for your juicy response.
>ya seethin
>have sex
>gain height (who the fuck even says that)
>jack off to Kevin Nash
I'm better than you, and you know it. I write lyrics that draw dimes. I'm a legitimate award-winning musician. I bet you don't even know what key that RAW theme is in. I do. I can play every part on every instrument in the song, including vocals. You ain't got shit on me.

NO DIMES. NO DIMES. NO DIMES. NOO DIIMES.

NO DIMES. NO DIMES. NO DIMES. NOO FUCKING DIIMES.

NO DIMES. NO DIMES. NO FUCKING DIMES
NO DIMES. NO DIMES. NO FUCKING DIMES
NO DIMES. NO DIMES. NO FUCKING DIMES

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>>3138857
Forgot the theme

>>3138849
ya seethin

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COME ON, YA KNOW I GOT DIMES, YEAH

DRAW. MAKE THE SMARK SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH
(MAKE THE SMARK SEETH)

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO SEETH
ding-dong diddly
PINHEAD YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE JANNETY
AND I'M THE MICHAELS

PINHEAD WHAT I GOT, IT COMES FROM THE EAST
BRING IT TO JAPAN AND DRAW MAD DIMES WITH ISHII

STEP INTO THE RING AND MAKE THE DIMES FALL DOWN
STEP INTO HE RING AND MAKE THE DIMES FALL DOWN

SEETHING (YOU KNOW YA ARE MAN)

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YOU THINK YOU DRAW DIMES

ON THIS DAY, I DREW NO DIMES
I NEED TO GAIN THIS HEIGHT

5 FOOT 8, AND A GENERIC NAME
BUT MY WORK RATE IS QUITE HIGH

SPOT MONKEY
IS WHAAAT I AM
FLIPPY SHIT AND AWESOME DIVES

MY GIMMICK IS I AM A WRESTLER

ANOTHER CHANCE TO DRAW
CHANCE TO DRAW A DIIIIIIIIME

I'VE BEING TO ROH AND TNAAAA
OHH
DROPPED ON MY HEAD IN NEW JAPAN
OWWW

THE TIME HAS COME TO CHANGE MY WAAAAAAAAAAYS

ON THIS DAY, I DREW LOTS OF DIMES
I GAINED HEIGHT AND GOT A CLUE

6"8, NOW A MASTODON
AND I'M DRAWING ALL THESE, ALL THESE DIIIIMES

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DIIIIIIIIIMES DIIIIIIIIIIMES
(LET'S DRAW!)

>>3138899
fucking kek

To the tune of Keep It Coming by Nate Dogg, because I like that song

Unless my memory's dead (unless my memory's dead)
Wasn't that long ago (wasn't that long ago)
Made an awesome thread
I'd only hoped Carter didn't show
And I love to banter, m8
(love to banter)
(love to banter)
Na, na, na, na, na
I'm on this board to make good posts
(... board to make good posts)
And you can't deny that
(No, no)
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea
I want you all off of this board, go 'head and post on Wreddit
Whoa, we all know what you're about, your posts are usually shit
Carter, as long as I am here you will be BTFO
Now, I'll go and say what everybody already knows
HEEEEEE'S DEEEEEEEE-NYING
(my better writing)
CAAAAARRRRR-TERRRR'S CRYIN'
HEEEEEE'S DEEEEEEEE-NYING
(my dime drawing)
CAAAAARRRRR-TERRRR'S CRYIN'
YO, he's broke as a bum on the side of the freeway
Singing "Hey Mr. Russo, give me a replay"
So I can receive pay, shitpost comfortably
Got Yelissa huntin' me, wantin' my company
Tryin' to get me to seethe, I post quality
Recognize the best, worship me just like a deity
Never get worked, ready to tell it to him strong
Best poster here, make sure my name lives on
Man, you're wrong, said Inoki was hot as me, better genetic lottery
Make a mockery, if you ain't bringin' it real, lackin' the skill, average run of the mill
Whatever you feel, Carter, we can handle this
Just come to No Mercy in Los Angeles

>>3138929
Rap is crap.

>>3138929
i just made you do a song which took you 45 minutes of ya pinhead think about that. take ya songettys and scram

>>3138938
All that matters is that I had fun doing it. It's not about you, it's about me. This name isn't a gimmick. It's the truth.

>>3138849
>worked
And outted as a newshitter.

>>3138929
cringe

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DRAWING DIMES IS SO EASY
GAIN SOME HEIGHT AND THEN HAVE SEX
BRAUN MAKES A FOOL OF MANLETS

5"8 IS TOO SHORT TO DRAW
CAN'T DRAW DIMES IN BLACK SPEEDOS
HEIGHTLETS GOT NO PLACE TO BE

I SEE THE DIMES IN MY HANDS
TIME TO HAVE SEX, HIT THE WEIGHTS
ding-dong diddly SEETHING

DRAWING DIMES
DRAWING DIMES

SEE THE PINHEADS ALL SEETH
LIVIN IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE
BINGO HALLS CALL YOUR NAME

WE ALL KNOW WHAT DRAWS THE DIMES
HEIGHT AND POWER MOVES YES IT'S TRUE
HAVE SEX, GET A CLUE.

I SEE THE DIMES IN MY HANDS
TIME TO HAVE SEX, HIT THE WEIGHTS
ding-dong diddly SEETHING

DRAWING DIMES
DRAWING DIMES

>>3138899
Unironically a masterpiece. Others are shit

>>3138990
DRAWING DIMES IS A MYSTERY
WE ARE THE FOOLS OF HISTORY

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VANILLA MIDGETS IN THE RING CROWDS ASLEEP AND THEY'RE UPSET
STUPID KICKS AND FLIPPY SHIT IS THEIR MOVESET
THEY DIDNT SHOWER HIT THE WEIGHTS OR GET A CLUE
BIG GUYS IN THE MAIN EVENT ON MONDAY NIGHT
DOING LOTS POWER MOVES THAT THE CROWD LIKES
INDY MANLETS WILL NEVER DRAW DIMES LIKE THEY DO

>>3138929
To shrink, cower, tense or recoil, as in fear, disgust or embarrassment.

>>3138758
He doesn't know what syllables or rhythm are, just let it go.

you guys suck

these are the only good ones:

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P

I MAKE THEM ANGRY
I MAKE THEM SEETHE
I'VE BEEN EVERYTHING THEY WANT TO BE
I'M THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P

LIKE DANIEL BRYAN AND KENNY
THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P
THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P
THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P

>GREENTEXT
ABOUT ME...

BY MERELY EXISTING I MAKE THEM REEEEEEEEEEE

ALL OF ASP
GET BTFO BY MEEEE

IN THEIR HEAD... I LIVE. RENT. FREE!

-and-

DRAWING DIMES IS A MYSTERY
IN FOUR YEARS WE COULDN'T DRAW THREE
WE'RE CONSIDERED THE FOOLS OF HISTORY...
WEREN'T OVER SO LONG AGO, WE CAME BACK AND THE FANS DIDN'T KNOW
IN NO-ONES HEAD WE LIVE RENT FREE...

I SEE THE DIMES IN THE SAND....
WHY CAN'T I GET THEM, INTO MY HAND...
LOOKING BACK I SEE WHERE WE STAND...
EVOLUTION...
EVOLUTION DREW NO DIMES...

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OHHH NOOOOOOOO

WHOOO?

I CAN SLAP DOWN THE RATIIINGS
I CAN DRY UP THE SEEEAATS
WHEN I WALK DOWN THE RAMPWAAAAYYY
THERE AINT NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT ME

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LOOK IN THE CROOOOOOOOOOOOOWDS
WHAT DO YA SEE
NOBODY'S PAYING TO SEE ME
I KILLED YA RATINGS
EMPTIED THE SEATS
IM MAKING THE SHAREHOLDERS SEEETHE, OOOOH IIIM MAKING THEM SWITCH OFF TVS

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>>3140426
You posted the wrong pic by mistake there Anon
I gotchu doe it's cool

>>3140449
no rent

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>>3138899
>5 FOOT 8, AND A GENERIC NAME
>BUT MY WORK RATE IS QUITE HIGH
Fucking hell.

>>3140457
Course he can't pay rent, he draws no dimes!!
Like Cena said, he can't do his job right.

>>3138709
>>3138757
>>3138899
These are the only good ones ya shitters.

>>3140467
in ya head

>>3140420
Surprisingly good

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OOHHH RATINGS OHHH TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
I LIKE TO BRING THE RATINGS UP
I MAKE THE AUDIENCE REAL LOUD
I LIKE TO SELL ALL MY MERCHANDISE
EVERYTIME I WRESTLE I DRAW A BIG CROWD
EVERYONES GUNNA WANT A PEICE OF ME
I STARE INTO THE MIRROR
I LIKE THE DIMES I SEE

>>3140836
>only segment where he's presented on the level of the main event talent at the time loses 1.2 million viewers from RAW

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>>3140854
HE AINT HYPE

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IT'S A SHAME FOR FANS
WHO LOST THEIR DIMES
A CARELESS BRAND THAT
COULD WIND UP DEAD

PROMOTE NO DRAWS
LIKE THEY'RE SOME KIND OF PRIZE...

NOT MANY DIMES!
NOT MANY DIMES!

OOOHHHH OOOHHHH
THESE WORDS ARE TRUE
AND I'LL MAKE EMPTY SEATS


OOOHHHH OOOHHHH

YEAH YA FIGHT FOR AIR AND STRUGGLE NOT TO SLEEP
AND WE KILLED THE RATINGS WELL
AND I WILL SEND THE BUYRATES STRAIGHT TO HELL

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IT'S ME

IT'S ME

IT"S BANKRUPTCY

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TIME TO DRAW THE DIMES

Thanks for laff guys