>Lady and gentlemen, the rolling stone! Call me Jumping Jack

Swagger actually tried pretty hard for a few weeks there, then they just dumped him down the card again.

>>3134941
He got dumped out there with that trash fire of a promo ("I have a hot wife, cheer me!"), debuted him in an angle against Borin "I need to be carried to a halfway decent" Corbin in which he won with one dusty finish, then lost twice clean.

After that it was off to house shows to babysit Mojo while Zack was away. Swagger never had a snowball's chance in hell in the """land of opportunity"""

>>3134917
Holy shit this promo could be the worst promo of all time.

He literally has wrestled for almost 10 years at this point and was a world champion...


This is why people hate wwe. He wrestled like a submission guy a crappy one despite being a real wrestler and 6ft9 or something.

Is he joining the bullet club or chaos?

>>3135122
Legit would rathrr have ryback..

>>3135122
He'll be in NOAH at absolute best

>>3135122
He's joining The Midas Stable

>>3135134
Christ, can that group get any more stacked? Midas Club civil war angle ding-dong diddly WHEN?

>>3134954
What does Mojo even do now?

>>3135202
Hype Bros house shows. Kids love him

It's like Swagger was trying to get released by going along with Vince's bad ideas.

>>3134917
God that was cringeworthy

>>3134917
>the rolling stone! Call me Jumping Jack Flash
this is the cringiest part of all. who the fuck let the writers give him this?

>>3134917
I couldn't even tell if he was face or heel at all.

I thought it was heel until the crowd cheap pop at the end. Legit worst wrestler of the pg era. Other than height hes got nothing. Even big caas might be better

>>3139382
youre fuckign retarded if you think he isnt good in the ring. but that should be expected from an e drone

GOAT

WHAT IS JOHN BRAGGER DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

>>3134917
>literally bragging about his whoretastic porn star wife
jack swagger? more like cuck jobber

>>3139366
Vince's fingerprints are all over this promo

>>3139870
>Jumpin Jack Flash came out and topped the charts in 68
>Vince was 23 at the time
No doubt he still thinks that's the hippest sound around.

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At least he taste it before Miz

>>3134917
The best part of this promo is Jack waiting people to react after his deliver , the audience doesnt care and you can see despair in the eyes of Swagger , hilarious .

>>3139903
They're his favourite band

>>3139903
Vince is provenly incompetent.

>>3135206
He's never on TV

>>3139870
>muh hot wife
Yeah I agree

>>3139917
Who hasn't hit that before she settled for the Miz?

https://youtu.be/DfLbB4n1wss


Skip to 1:33 for the promo btw...im surprised this isnt in all the worst promos of all time

>he was a world champion

>>3139917
>Maryse and Miz started dating in mid 2006 during the Diva Search Miz hosted
>Swagger only got to a WWE developmental territory in late 2006
Hmm, really made me think.

>>3134917
Once Dutch Mantell departed they had nothing left for Swagger but an imminent release.

>>3140842
was he on TV after this?