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>>3134901
>THIS IS AKHBAR

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>>3134901

Even marks know this was a worked shoot

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>>3134901

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>*RAW tonight*
>show opens "Please join us for a moment of silence remembering the heroes we lost on this day 16 years ago."
>a heartfelt tribute video shows the towers collapsed, people crying and hugging in the dust, a flag still flying and Americans rebuilding
>"Thank you for your remembrance, and God Bless America!"
>crowd chanting "USA USA USA"
>*Sami Zayn's music hits*
>*plays for 10 seconds than a quick transition into some ISIS execution songs*
>*Sami comes out, serious cab driver outfit on*
>"The only thing I know for sure about 9/11 is that America deserved it. You kill my brothers and sisters around the world, inshallah in the name of the prophet Mohammed peace be upon him you have received what you deserve! AMERICAN PIGS! YOU ARE A PLAGUE ON THE PLANET! RISE UP WITH ME BROTHERS AND SISTERS, FOR TONIGHT WE SHALL CONQUER AMERICA AS WE SHALL SOON CONQUER THE REST OF THE WORLD! DEATH TO WWE! DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO ALL OF YOU!"
>*several bombs explode in the crowd, killing dozens and injuring hundreds*

Will this get Sami Zayn a Championship Match?

>>3134945
>serious cab driver outfit
Kekkles. But for real, except for the edginess of the last two, this would honestly be pretty BASED tbqhf

>yfw Braun Strowman destroys Freedom Tower tonight to build up his match at No Mercy

>>3134945
alternate ending:
>fans in the crowd, like most Americans, have guns and start shooting Sami Zayn, he dies.

>>3134974
This

>>3134945
He would be less bland if he embraced his inner jihadi and used it as a gimmick. He genuinely hates America, so it would be perfect.

>>3134901
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You ate all the pies!