>edge cmon man dont leave me...
>you know i wouldnt have a career without you
>edge cmon i need you man on the podcast its my only employment option
>no other promotion wantd me
> everyone knows im the janetty of the janettoes
>i dont even mind if you smack me around anymore because i know im a good jannety who needs a good smacking
Is Christian the biggest cuck of wrestling history? His entire career is tagging alonh edge and living off his charisma and natural chadlike aura. I dont even think he likes wrestling just edge.
Based Captain Charisma Christian Cage living in your head rent free.
>>3131911
D-Von is who you're talking about, dumbass
>>3131950
Christian is only slightly better than dvon.
Dvona the jannetty of the jannetties
It goes
Dvon > christian >janetty himself >hawk > every other tag team were both janneties
>>3131911
Didn't he get kicked in the head by Del Rio?
>>3131962
based..
>>3131961
Objectively false. He fucking owns Matt & D-Von in everything.
>>3131961
How is Christian a bigger Janetty than Marty or Hawk. Did Christian fuck your mom or something, faggot?
>>3132020
Because Christian has never drew a dime ever. Has never gotten sympathy face pops. And generally owes his entire career metaphorically and poasible literally sucking edgchads cock
>b-but he ws big in tna xD
All wwe guys in tna were given gold status of some sort. Thats not an accomplishment. Atleast hawk and janetty were druggies and self destructive. Chrstians such a boring loser.
>Christian has a net worth over 6 million dollars.
>He's a Jennety.
Lol no.
>>3132028
Christian still won the WWECW and WHC in WWE which is a hell of a lot more than Marty or Hawk ever did.
>>3132044
I think we can all agree that during that era that belt was not prestigious at all.
It was a pity reign anyway for edges retirement
>>3132055
Fair enough but he's still not more of a Janetty than Janetty himself who never so much as sniffed championship gold after he threw himself through that window.
>>3132085
I actually dont know a thing about janetty tbqh. From what i know it seemed like they tried making him over but he was too dumb to take advantagr of the oppurtunities because he couldnt handle his drugs.
He was before my time tbqh.
>>3132092
Then sit yo ass down, cock sucker
>>3132385
cringe
>>3131993
Matt was fucking awesome before his guts spilled out of his stomach.
>>3132055
>won it twice
>outdrew Orton