You're in the Dojo and this guy grabs you in a wrist lock and tells you you're facing a Karate black-belt in a legit fight next month - what do you do?
pull guard
>>3124929
I defect to All Japan
sell out the Tokyo dome and draw billions of yen
>>3124929
Shit myself
>>3124929
respectfully get brain damage to prove pro-wrestling is the strongest.
>>3124929
>what do you do
A barrel roll
y..yes Inoki-san. W..w..whatever you say.
>>3125172
Heddu Batto very good, number one. Gedo-san say make more yen if do Heddu Batto.
>>3126703
THIS
>>3126766
fakku za warudo
>>3125003
kek
seppuku