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>"That was at a very young age. I remembered, probably in the first grade, being invited to a matinee film with my stepbrother and his girlfriends, and I remember them playing with me. Playing with my penis, and giggling. I thought that was pretty cool. That was my initiation into sex. At that age you don't necessarily achieve an erection, but it was cool. At around the same time there was a girl my age who was, in essence, my cousin. Later in life she actually wound up marrying that asshole Leo Lupton, my stepfather! Boy, this sounds like Tobacco Road. Anyway, I remember the two of us being so curious about each other's bodies but not knowing what the hell to do. We would go into the woods and get naked together. It felt good. And for some reason I wanted to put crushed leaves into her. Don't know why, but I remember that. I don't remember the first time I had intercourse, believe it or not."
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based, probably the best from his podcast with stone cold
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I wonder if Vince walks around in the fall getting uncontrollable erections to the sight of mounds of leaves gathered up.
I really, really, really wish he would make a genuine God's honest warts and all life bio pic or write a book or a long form shoot or something of that nature. The man has probably had the most fascinating life you can't even begin to imagine.
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Reminder that Vince is also an OG shitposter;
http://www.pwwew.net/chat/vince.htm
http://www.pwwew.net/chat/vince2.htm
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>He claimed that one of his stepfathers, Leo Lupton, used to beat his mother and attacked McMahon when he tried to protect her. He said, "It is unfortunate that he died before I could kill him. I would have enjoyed that."
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