How much must the horsetties be LITERALLY SEETHING every week

Read this out loud and then rethink how you are spending your life.

>>3116001
A lot.

Bayley
>p..please don't b..boo me
Crowd
>BOOOOOOO

Sasha
>stop stalking me at airports you fat sweaty marks
Crowd
>BOOOOOO

Alexa
>say what if Alexa is da bomb
Crowd
>WHAT......YEAHHHH

BASED ALEXA WORKING THE CROWD BETTER THAN ANY OTHER WRESTLER ON THE ROSTER!!!!!!

>massive pops
I'll take things that never happened for 500. Sasha is more popular than Bliss btw

>>3116017
No one likes neckbeards. Sasha still got a bigger pop than Bliss on Monday.

>>3116019
>Horsha fans believe this
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3116001
All I saw when I read this was Bliss as a heel is getting massive pops.
She's a shitty heel then.

>>3116025
The crowd tends to cheer whoever they like regardless of how Vince books them.
Do you need to be reminded of Bryan's "No!" gimmick?

>>3116025
She's shit in general.
Only waifu fags care about her. The girl has no actual wrestling talent whatsoever.

>>3116001

That picture sums up how shit the booking is.

Sasha is positioned as Bayley's heater despite them both being faces, and Alexa gets to go out and point out how stupid it is, positioning her as the voice of the fans, despite her being a heel.

No shit the babys are getting booed.

>>3116035
>Austin is shit in general. Only beer fags care about him. The guy has no actual wrestling talent whatsoever.
>Jake Roberts is shit in general. Only bible fags care about him. The guy has no actual wrestling talent whatsoever.
>Savage is shit in general. Only cocaine fags care about him. The guy has no actual wrestling talent whatsoever.
>The Rock is shit in general. Only ethnic minorities care about him. The guy has no actual wrestling talent whatsoever.

>>3116035
Oh, so NOW wrestling talent is the most important thing, and not charisma or The Look? I'll be sure to remember that next thread whining about vanilla indie midget nu-male smark badwrongs.

>>3116047
except all those guys actually can wrestle. Even Rock was decent. Bliss is just absolutely shit tier in the ring and a health risk

>>3116047
No one ever said any of these

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>>3116001
Who cares. All of these shitters will be buried soon enough.

>>3116065
>health risk
What does this mean?

>>3116073
she botches frequently and is too small/weak to properly control her opponents in a safe manner. Look at whenever she has to take a suicide dive or something. Can't catch her opponent.

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>>3116047
No one has ever said Savage or any of those guys can't wrestle you retard

>>3116019
Not anymore. Bliss eclipsed Sasha at some point within the past couple of months. She's now the biggest non Bella name in the women's division.

>>3116069
BASED SHOVEL JAP

>>3116047
You know right well that those things were never said by more than a tiny minority of fans. Bliss being a shit wrestler is a widespread opinion, even a lot of her own fans don't try to deny it

>>3116069
This. It's only a matter of time until based Asuka tears through the 4 geeks and five feet of green

>>3116084

I just checked google trends and Sasha is still ahead in youtube searches, though she has fallen greatly from her peak last year.

They are dragging the division down to prop Alexa up

>>3116047
>Austin shit
Before his neck injury the guy was very talented in the ring.

>Jake the Snake
Also good worker and probably best mic work ever.

>Macho Man
top 20 worker probably of all time. Yes his promos were insane, but that is why people loved his character.

>the Rock
So so ring work, but one of the most charismatic wrestlers of all time.


Bliss doesn't have a fraction of the talent any of these guys had.

>>3116069
Asuka will either end the Bliss meme for good or elevate her higher than ever before. All depends on who they choose to break the streak. They could try to redeem Bayley or just continue pushing le total divas

I prefer Bliss over the other women on the roster, but the way they've let her bury both shows women's divisions is ridiculous

Shit, even Blissboi admitted the last title change was stupid. Just think about how long she's been champion or been in the title picture on both shows. No other woman has gotten this kind of push and I have no trouble admitting her ring skills aren't the reason

>>3116093
She's still barely ahead in YT views but has fallen behind Bliss in google searches, which is probably one of the more important metrics

>>3116059
Oh please.
Alexa Bliss is mediocre as fuck on the mic, and when is being a 4'11 womanlet that looks like she can't beat anyone in a fight "the look?"

>s....shes hot

So is Lana, yet she's a complete jobber on SD. And yes Lana is also far superior on the mic than Alexa. But suck hard in the ring though.

>>3116101
And it sure as hell isn't mic skills either seeing as she cuts less promos than ever before. It's looks, plain and simple

>>3116101
Baby Trish can't be stopped.
She's getting pushed to the moon and back and you're just going to sit there and enjoy it.

>>3116069
>he actually thinks bliss won't pin asuka clean within two months
O N E
N
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D D T
D
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>>3116106
Yea, they aren't really letting her do much anymore. She beat Sasha with a simple ddt. Credit to Sasha for making it look like she was knocked out, but the fact that she's allowed to win a championship match with a fucking ddt is just flat out idiotic.

I can already see her doing the chickenshit thing at No Mercy and staying out of the fight for the majority of the match. Then she'll wait til everyone is down and pin someone. If you have to hide your champions weaknesses this much, maybe she shouldn't be fucking champion

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>>3116112
Trish 2.0 hasn't hit the main roster yet

>>3116125
This kills the ratofags. Mandy is the real future.

>>3116082
man it is just too easy to rekt these Bliss shitters when her cringelord fans are putting out all this material for us to work with.
IMAGINE wanting to be lumped in with this kind of person. Alleged "grown men" who choose to identify with and root for the bitchy little sophomore girl. Speaks volumes about a person's psychological development.
The photographs are just icing on the cake.

>>3116119
Emma and Sasha will work 80% of the match at No Mercy, since Nia and Bliss both suck at wrestling. Nia at least can just wreck the other girls because of her size. Bliss will spend most of the match outside of the ring doing nothing, and will indeed pop into the ring at the last second to steal the win.

>>3116118
Kind afraid this will happen. If anyone should end Asuka's streak it should be Charlotte or Sasha. But we all know with her current push it will more than likely be Bliss. The most unlikely person to do so. In an actual wrestling match Asuka should gut Alexa in 20 seconds flat.

>>3116125
>>3116127
She will be a 10 champion within her first 3 years on the main roster. Multiple people who worked with him for years have said Vince has a thing for blondes with fake tits.

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Reminder that Asgooka is a reckless shitter and based Vince will bury her the second she hurts someone

>>3116142
>wwe '''''''''superstars'''''''' can't take a few bumps and bruises
Pathetic

>>3116144
Bliss actually can't. You could probably count the number of bumps she's taken on one hand.

>>3116150
Seriously what's up with that? It's odd that she does virtually nothing in any of her matches. It's not like she's a bettered veteran

>>3116158
She can't wrestle.
So she rarely does anything in her matches. Only real bump she takes is when she does Twisted Bliss, and she hardly even uses that move anymore.

>>3116142
Jinder recklessly injured Finn. Vince responded by giving him a 5 month and ongoing WWE title reign.

>>3116158
>>3116170
Reminder that Sasha carried Bliss to her only passable matches in her entire career.

Also, at least the Twisted Bliss was a unique and athletic move and she pretty much never uses it anymore. Do they really not have enough faith in Bliss to let her keep doing it?

>>3116187
Vince was already looking for any excuse to further demote Balor though. Bliss is his main girl

>>3116208
It is just a very sloppy looking moonsault. There is nothing special looking about it. Still a better finisher than her ddt.

>>3116246
Never said it was special, but it's at least something that no one else really does and I'd rather her do a sloppy looking moonsault than a painfully average ddt

>>3116170
She's a heel, they're not supposed to do flippyshit

>>3116264
The problem is, she's not good at any of the normal shit

Y'all worked into a shoot from one match. We don't know what Sasha did to deserve the loss but its likely Bliss will lose the belt at No Mercy in place of Sasha. Now would you want Snax or Emma burying Sasha or Bliss? It makes more sense for Bliss to take the loss to pass it on to the others.

>>3116011
This faggot seething af

>>3116237
>Vince was already looking for any excuse to further demote Balor though.
[CITATION NEEDED]

Workrate fags can't take that you can't get over on workrate alone on the main roster.

>Bliss gets pushed to the moon and beyond to the point that she has buried both women's divisions
>Bliss general disappears

Huh, really makes you think......

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>>3116001
So...what you are say is, that Alexa is a shitty heel?

>>3116311
Nobody's asking her to be Bryan Danielson level workrate though. Even the Ultimate Warrior and Goldberg are far more passable at wrestling than Bliss is. Hell, most Divas were more passable as wrestler than Bliss. Bliss' unbelievable look along with her complete lack of ability to take actual bumps and her inability to sell most things outside exceptions like that scream last night make her unfit to be a Champion.

>>3116323
Really activates the 'ol Ambrose doesn't it?

>>3116293
Bliss isn't losing at No Mercy

>>3116311
Nobody said you can. None of the horses are workrate types anyway. Once again you contrarians ignore what's actually being said and spout memes. It's not about muh technical skills, Bliss can't even take a fucking bump.

>>3116353
Probably not...I still wait to see her singles match with Nia, specially if Asuka is supposed to return at TLC and when Sasha and Bayley are in that gimmick match at Survivor Series. They pretty much have to put Asuka in there with Nia and Alexa or else they might get exposed.

>>3116362
This. Look at Sasha, for example. If you buy into the Botcha meme and disregard the fact that practically everyone has had their best singles match against her. Take all of her wrestling skill out of the equation. She can still sell like a motherfucker. Sasha is the only person that has actually made Bliss's offense seem painful and at times devastating.

She's flexible and knows how to take a fucking bump. So, even if she had Bliss level offensive wrestling skills, which she clearly doesn't, Sasha would still be able to make her opponent look good. Bliss on the other hand, takes moves like she's a dead fish

>>3116325
But i guess she sucks a mean cock. Has to be the reason she is being pushed so hard.

>>3116035
But neither do the horsetties. If we're being completely honest the only "good" female wrestlers are the joshis.

>>3116949
The horsetties are waaaaaaaaaaay better in the ring than Bliss. Vince must feel the same way because someone must have told him what kind a trainwreck a 1 on 1 Bliss vs Nia match would be