>begs for attention for 10 minutes straight >"lol

>didn't come out dressed as the Undertaker

Literally the only thing that would have made that segment worth it.

>>3113451
Imagine if he came out to CM Punk's theme. That would have saved the segment

dude's been somehow simultaneously phoning it in and trying too hard for years
this is the logical conclusion to his career

>>3113463
Yeah, but then there would be Punk chants for the rest of the night. Steph isn't around to shut them up.

He had me for like 30 seconds when Cena's music hit the titantron was a Cena-esque "DZ" and he came out with a towel.

If he had just done that for, come out, gone back, done another entrance and done that like four or five times, it would've been fine, but it was so fucking jankily paced and he kept talking for so long between each one and he just came off like a whiny bitch boy fucker at the end.

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>>3113451
>Impersonation gimmick
Finally this cuck's career is in it's death throes.

>>3113574
Kek

>>3114602
Axelmania was based until Axel started wearing the Hulkster costume. It was absolutely cringe when Sandow joined in.

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>>3113451
I remember when Ziggler stopped wearing pink and dyeing his hair blonde and stopped shaving. His pops vanished immediately.

Is there ever a time when it's -okay- to go backwards with your character, because that was his sweet spot. This bitter mall punk shit is gay.

>>3114589
this desu

>>3114589
>implying he could even touch the miz's cena