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Give him the belt right fucking now. hes ascended

If braun doesnt get the belt I have honestly lost faith in this company

They have lightning in a bottle right now

BIG RATINGS BRAUN

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>inadvertently create mastodon who is mega over
>make ""samoan"" weakling who can barely remember his lines the face of the company

bravo vince

>>3109744
pretty much

can't wait until /asp/ turns on him just like they've turned on literally every other guy that WWE's put in the spotlight

dude can't cut a promo for shit and his limited repertoire can't work like Brock's does because he would actually have to wrestle every week

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>>3109754

>>3109752
>dude can't cut a promo for shit

lmao smarky smark thinking he knows character work

He's not expected to cut fucking 15 minute long rambles like The Rock

He's a monster, he'll say 5 words and it'll be fine because that's in his character.

he fucking sucks and can't draw a fucking dime without roman reigns who's the actual dime drawer. no one gave a shit about Braun this match, they were all reacting for big show.

>>3109752
but he has balances
>cant cut a promo
>has some of the most fun matches in a long time

>limited moveset
>uses his moveset better than some people with 80 moves

>>3109761
If you put Reigns in that match with big show half the audience would've walked out to beat traffic

>>3109752
People who like Braun unironically use "spot monkey" as an insult to people they don't like when Braun is the clearest example of one in a while in the WWE.

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>>3109770
>spot monkey

That term, you don't know what it means.

Braun does 1 "big spot" a match mostly.

brock will beat him in 10 minutes

>>3109766
maybe you were in a fat medically induced coma when Reigns and big show feuded and tore the house down and got the most reactions of the night for their matches and segments

>>3109777
Almost everything Braun does in his matches is a pre-planned spot, you fucking mark.

He's only hot when he's carried by BASED BIG DOG. Otherwise he's just another guy getting crickets like everyone else.

Brown Stainman stinks.

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>>3109785
>when Reigns and big show feuded and tore the house down and got the most reactions of the night for their matches and segments

>>3109777
he can't wrestle without producers plotting his match

>>3109786
so you're just proving youre spouting buzzwords without knowing what they mean

everything is pre-planned yes, it's professional wrestling. But that doesn't make a wrestler a spot monkey.

See those flippy shits who jump off ladders 10 times a match in the indies? Those are spot monkeys.

The Hardyz in a ladder match? They become spot monkeys.

Braun doing a suplex and then throwing beeg over his shoulder does not make him a spot monkey you ignorant fuck.

>>3109744
Jinder Mahal is the face of WWE?

>>3109802
>haha guys do I fit in yet XDD

kys unironically tbqh

>>3109799
>he thinks being a spot monkey means all your spots are high spots
the state of your CRINGE

>>3109799
>reddit spacing

>>3109802
>>3109808
How would you guys know what reddit spacing is? Did you come fresh from SquaredCircle? You need to go back.

>>3109785
>when Reigns and big show feuded and tore the house down
Holy fuck, you can't be this delusional. I think I'm getting wotked here

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>Spots in matches are pre-planned

Really makes me think huh

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>>3109818
I came from this hivemind you're so desperately trying to fit into.

>>3109823
>getting worked by the reddit spacing meme

Seek sunlight ya ding-dong diddly pinhead

Not gonna argue who's better but Braun is good job of a Roman push done for a monster. Feet wet with Wyatts. Ryback's multi-jobber squashes. Guys like Zayn and Kalisto up to guys that are in the title picture while taking down the old giants. Focus on 1-2 guys and talk little, not beat the whole roster and the tag champs in a handicap match and beat them clean solo.

>>3109828
>haha guys maybe if i spout old memes maybe i'll truly prove im an oldfag

>>3109834
>old memes
have ding-dong diddly sex ya faggot

>>3109720
>They have lightning in a bottle right now

How many times has WWE had this in the past 15-isH years only to throw the bottle into the sea?

>>3109706
He's the most boring fucker in the wwe, tired of seeing his ass and gimmick matches

>>3109798
Kenny Omega

Why haven't they used the "strongest man to ever compete in the WWE" line yet?

>>3110651
They did? That was Mark Henry's gimmick.

>>3109706
Can't wait for Kevin Nash to cost him the belt at No Mercy and then watch him job to Triple H at Survivor Series.

>>3109757
based big dog post

>>3109785
I-I-Is this bait?

>>3110692

t. Phil Brooks

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>Brock-Braun
>Roman-Cena

Why are they doing Wrestlemania early?
inb4
>they'll have even better matches for Mania
No they won't, stop lying to yourselves, Mania will be filled with hastily put together, contrived matchups derived from implausible feuds.

>>3109720
>2017
>having faith in WWE
You poor naieve bastard.

>>3110763
Because Wrestlemania will have the reverse matches.
Brock v Roman
Cena v Strowman

>>3110769
best comentary about E that i see here ever

>>3110763
Yeah but at No Mercy they won't have to rush the matches.

>>3109752

/asp/ already turned on him.
we hated him first.
But they build him good and he is the onlyone they don't screw up. (till now)

>>3110763
Having Roman v Cena at No Mercy is dumb af. But Brock v Braun would be fine if it ended in some clusterfuck finish where Brock gets himself DQ'd. Then Heyman could spend the next few months ducking Braun's challenges until Braun wins the Royal Rumble and forces a rematch.

>>3111095
No they didn't. /asp/ turns on everyone who genuinely gets over and improves.

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>>3109720
>Not knowing that this is a plan to make Roman look strong at Mania after beating Lesnar.

Can we just talk for a moment about how awesome his voice is? He sounds like what you would expect his character to sound like. He's got the best voice since the Undertaker.

>>3111731
Agreed. Unlike Brock the voicelet.

>>3109706
>OH MYYYYYY IT'S BROWN SNOWMAN

>>3111827
>WHAT'S STRONG BROWMAN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?

>>3109720
>Still having faith in WWE
Fucking hell man, you must have some unbelievable patience. You do know he's being built up just to be fed to Reigns right?

>>3111837
>Strong Browman
Fucking kek

>>3109752
>Implying Heyman won't be Brawn's manager after Brock loses

I remember, from the first night he debuted, Ii told everyone hes the Next Big Thing, and everyone here was mocking him and calling a bad ryback knockoff.

I wish you faggots didnt have the memory or steadfastness of a literal whore, now you all act like you knew Braun would be star

>>3111995
I thought his debut was kind of cool... honestly never believed he'd become one of my favorite wrestlers in just under 3 years though, that's for damn sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPOlHeuOz4

>>3112032
>just under 3 years

Damn its really been that long since he debuted. This just shows, real top guys need to pay their dues and grow first, and not be jammed down everyones throat like the Shieldettys

>>3112032
I can't wait for the crowd to roar for him and boo Lesnar at No Mercy

>>3112052
If they make Braun win (which I hope they're doing) I think it's going to get REALLY loud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJbnpIvs_uo

>>3112054
>he didn't answer me fast enough
>i'm multitasking

fucking kek

>>3110763
PYF big cass wins the rumble and Roman still main events WM