He was the next Stone Cold Steve Austin. He was gonna push the

>>3107093
>He was the next Stone Cold Steve Austin
Good one OP! Almost had me until this point

>>3107093
Just imagine his return OP, it'll be like Brocks but 1000x louder. He'll usher in the new age of a golden era

If Phil had an ounce of athleticism or the ability to get cut, he would have main evented WM.

>>3107093
Gaytch buried him

>>3107093
>What the fuck happened?
He forgot the golden rule. There are only two things that are real in the business. Money and miles. And maybe if someone would've told him that, then maybe things could've been different.

>>3107093
Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahhaa

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>>3107093
SAVE_US.PUNK

>>3107093
The minute Vince finds out yer an mark for ya self ya r doomed

>>3107093
>What the fuck happened? He became a complete joke now
What are you talking about? He hasn't been part of the company for 4 years why do you need to keep making the same threads over and over.

>>3107098
That was literally the first line. How did I ever have you to begin with? Faggot.

>>3107129
>That was literally the first line.
Good one! Almost had me until this point

>>3107100
Yet Roman Reigns struggles to lift a broken down old man and before that bore the audience to death with his match with Haitch

>>3107106
Austin didn't understand that either which is why he left to begin with when he was told to job to Brock on free tv.

>>3107116
Are you forgetting who his son in law is?

>>3107151
HhH is fuxking his daughter theres literally nothing he can do

>>3107145
Oh, he understood pal. He understood more than you could ever know.

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>>3107168
>literally admitting you're wrong on 4chan

>>3107123
last best thing to happened to the company

>>3107129
kekd

>singlehandedly turned a mainstream kids show into a niche geek hobby built around autists seething when things don't go the way they imagined

>>3107138
Athleticism doesn't matter. What matters is the LOOK. Rock and Austin didn't do anything particularly athletic, but they looked big.

>He was the next Stone Cold Steve Austin. He was gonna push the WWE into high ratings like in the Attitude Era and revolutionise the industry aswell

Literally not a single living or dead soul believed such a thing. None. Zero.

If you pretend you thought it, you are trolling.

Good day.

>>3107093
CM Punk's career from the pipe bomb up till the cabana podcast was an object lesson for those who were paying attention that the WWE CAN'T be saved or redeemed. He was literally the last reprieve for the WWE but they have already gone over the cliff. Its over, and currently in irreversible free-fall.

>>3107145
Job for free, you retard, he cared about losing potential PPV money

Punk could have been the guy if he did either or both of these things: beefed up to look like a credible babyface threat to guys Big Show, Mark Henry, or the Rock, and played ball with PR. He was too honest to be a company guy and too small to look like he could beat anybody bigger than Cena in a non-DQ match. It's hard to make a face of the company look like a good guy when he can only win 'clean' when chairs are involved

>>3108807
That philosophy has died Anon. Look at Anime but before anyone goes full sperg mode about this remember this. Wrestling can't survive by going.

>>3108721
Austin was barely 6' legit and Rock did a kip-up every fucking match.

>>3108656
>WWE was mainstream pre-Pipebomb

Maybe a decade before it you underage turd

He'd be winning geek of the week every week if he was still around ya pinhead

>>3107116
vince is a mark for himself