>there will never be absolute banter of this class and quality

>>3099980
It's genuinely middle-tier banter, nothing particularly witty that a guy like Cena couldn't just bury with ease. Rude is based and all, but like Perfect every promo was the same.

>>3099983

anon, he put jake's wife's face on his tights right over the cock and nuts

>>3099983
Literally put Jake's wife face on his dick how is that not quality banter?

>>3099985
As was the style at the time.

>>3099988
i mean it's literally not banter, for one.

>>3099998

needs to wear an onion on his belt

>>3099983
In a truly even playing field Cena would get heemed by even the most average mic worker

>>3100588
This Cena is great but he'd have gotten wrecked by Heenan's banter alone.