>eli drake promo about mommy's milkies https://www.

based promo. he has the rock's cadence with austin's voice. big money

This was Paul Bearer's pet project before he died, WWE has had him in their developmental system two times and saw him as nothing more than a jobber. But a guy who can cut promos like this should've at least been a midcard mainstay in the WWE.

Based

>>3095058
>our guy
>>>/wew/
it's /ourguy/

>>3095058
is this meme magic?

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>>3095058
>SHE SAID I GOT TWO BIG JUGS RIGHT HERE
That subtle audience cringe

>>3095164
Women can't handle jokes, nothing new

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>>3095058
>tfw WWE hired potato Joe instead of the GOAT
Vince fucks everything up with his Samoan fetish

>>3095058
That guy truly deserves to be in NJPW

Eli would have thrived 15 years ago, a lot of people focus on the athletic part of wrestling now but what pulls people in is a person that can work the mic and work the people.
Having seen him in Indies and he still puts in 100% in bingo halls shows he is still putting full effort on TV and GFW made a great move giving him the belt

>>3095463
they did hire dummy man though

>>3095571
After he became relevant I should've added

>>3095058
When did Eli win the big one?

>>3095058
they still havent turned this guy face? lol this fuckin company

>>3097083
Last Week.

This guy is fucking based.

>>3097094
He's pretty damn good as a heel, desu. Love hearing him ripping guys to shit.

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>>3097136
Ya think, dummy?

DUMMY

>>3095483
>the mic guy deserves to be in the company where mic counts jack

>>3097237
Chris Masters is a big guy.

YEAH

Based

>>3095058
GOAT

E

LI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_a0AW4cHWk

YEAH

>>3095079
I wasn't surprised at all when he said The Rock was his inspiration (Colt Cabana's podcast, btw)