I'm breaking the conspiracy.
DAVE MELTZER EXPOSED
>Exhibit a
>Exhibit b
"Dave" is an actor, the real Dave is David who is a sports marketing executive contracted to the highest bidder (currently NJPW) to construct positive reviews under the Dave Meltzer persona.
>Exhibit C
He is also a producer for Catfish. Taking into his experience on the show and his vast "knowledge" of wrestling he is playing the ultimate con. The greatest catfish known to man.
>bad writer
>manlet
>weeb
>Jew
>adored by reddit and /wew/
>cried about The Young Cucks
>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>dead father
>still uses a computer from 1995
>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>compensates by just fantasy booking
>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>balding
>used to have a mullet
>dresses like a friendless teenager
>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>Hillary voter
>employs Bryan Alvarez
>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>worked into a shoot by a Twitter porn-bot
>worked into a shoot by Baron Corbin
>worked into a shoot by Kevin Nash
>worked into a shoot by The Simpsons
>wrong about Mauro
>wrong about Punk
>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>stammers
>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>plans change
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>>3090604
In yo mum's pussy
>>3090618
cringe
>>3090619
seething
Could based OP be the hero wrestling deserves?
Is okada vs omega 6/5?
Is Dave le Jew boogeyman?
Is Vince a genius?
Is Vince Based?
>>3090648
Find out in the next episode of /asp/ virgiNEETy™
Has there ever been a worse thread on this website?
>>3090753
This is GOAT. You're just seeething you didn't crack the code
>>3090520
>>3090526
>>3090532
Conditioning = broken