Rank the percentages of wrestlers living in your head rent free

>>3085029
>1% EVIL
>99% hot gas

90% cody
10% more if Cody beats suzuki

/asp/ would be

>70%: Kenny Omega
>20%: CM Phil
>5%: ZSJ
>5%: Young Bucks

>>3085045
This

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>>3085034
Cheeky fuck.

>>3085029
>100% Jinder Mahal

He's the reason I stopped watching wrestling entirely.

>>3085029
I'll freely admit to being worked into a shoot by ZSJ. I can't stand watching that fucking skeleton tap out people 3x his size and weight. I want him dead in a ditch.
So guess 98% ZSJ.
1% Jinder
1% Suzuki. I don't hate Suzuki, he just scares the shit out of me, and the 1% is me having nightmares about him.

Taichi 100%

>>3085029
73% Jihad Zayn
17% Midget Balor
6% Meme Ambrose
4% Romanetty

>>3085029
Balor Finland 25%
Kewan Owens 20%
Sammy Zayn 20%
Stephanie McHam 15%
Shinefske Nakamura 5%
Randy Ortons 5%
Zawierr VVoods 5%
Dreaern Young 1%
Bray VVyat 1%
Seth Rollin 1%
Dean Ambtose 1%
Bryan Danial 1%

>>3085110
FUCK I forgot Bryan in mine

>>3085081
This except Jinder

FUCK Zack Skele Jr

>>3085045
You forgot Melle Meltz

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>>3085071
I was hoping at least one nigga would get it

>>3085029
>40% Failey
>30% Dolph Cringler
>20% Nia Snax
>5% Needs-a-Snack Sabre Jr.
>5% Bray "Rambling Fatass" Wyfatt
>100% Reason to Remember the Name

>>3085081
>1% Suzuki. I don't hate Suzuki, he just scares the shit out of me, and the 1% is me having nightmares about him.
You reek of leddit, lad.

>John cena

Piece of shit has single handedly ruined wrestling for me

>>3085029
cm punk lives in the heads of people here 100 percent.

>>3086444
John Cena is the last face of the company that was and is actually over.

>>3086460
Compared to Stone cold or Hogan he is fucking garbage.

>>3086400
Kek

>>3086463
No shit, I'm saying he's the last in a long line of company men who was actually and is currently over. No one is ready to usurp the throne.

>>3085034
kex

Can someone post the pic of CM Punk on a recliner in /asp/'s head saying "Get me another Pepsi"

>>3086487
no

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>>3086487
I gotchu

>>3086496
Thanks

>>3085091
based taichi working marks & smarks alike

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>>3086509
U got it

>>3085029

80% Haitch/Stephanie (no explanation needed.)
10% Roman (Sucks. Get out of the WM main event. Embarrassing final 'Taker match. Hate that vest.)
5% Sasha (Annoying on social media. 4x champ?
5% Cena (Don't want him to be a 17x champ)

>>3085045
This, Omega is the GOAT. Glad I wake up on mondays knowing I haven't been brainwashed by WWE like all these other edrones am I right guys?

>>3085045
Asuka is posted way more than ZSJ and the Cucks

>40% Deannetty
>35% Young Cucks
>20% Kenny Beta
>5% Balor
The rest doesn't really work me enough

>>3086536
get a fucking room

CM Punk: 60%
Roman Reigns: 40%

>>3085110
Cringe

As an anti-smark
>The GOAT Daniel Bryan 100%

>>3085029
50% nakamura
50% jinder
bpp has gotten stale for me and nakamura matches are boring

>>3087670
>As an anti-smark
>Only hating GOATman because smarks love him
Why do you base who you like or hate on the preferences of others?