ITT: Couples whose kids have a great chance at being wrestling

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>>3081516

>>3081516
More like have a great chance at going bald early and being vanilla

>>3081867
/thread

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>>3081867
New pic, this two are always together.

>>3081867
Can we make this happen somehow

This could could be the legit GOAT

>>3081880
Look at Charlotte's hand on AJ's hip. She thirsts for him so bad.

>>3081867
>>3081880
AJ and Ric go way back from the WCW days. AJ has probably known Charlotte for 16 years.

>>3081516
>that vest
>that shirt underneath it
>that belt clip
wtf

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>>3081872
Is that what Very Mysterious Ice Cream tastes like?

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>>3081955
He used to have a gimmick of dressing horribly and insulting the audience saying that all Americans had peasant fashion sense and he only wore the latest styles of Europe, which none of them could afford anyway. Because he was a wrestling Swiss banker, you see.

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I work at the Allstste Arena in Rosemont in catering (we service the Skyboxes for food/beverage). And back in 2007, one of Stephanie's kids, Aurora I think, ordered a root beer float.

So I made it and took it into the walk in cooler and proceeded to put my DNA all in it. After I was done, I topped it off with whip cream and took it up.

When I got to the box, the girl was asleep on the couch. So Stephanie took the root bear float and ate it!

I pretended to bus the room, so I could stay and watch and I couldn't stop laughing. To this day, I still get diamonds thinking of Stephanie licking my whip cream off her lips!

What's this have to do with wrestling prodigies? Well, her daughter Murphy Claire was born 9 months later! Or should I say OUR daughter.

My kid is a McMahon. The purest and most powerful wrestling offspring known to man. And when you are cheering my baby girl in NXT in 10 years, please honor me by making yourself a nice gooey creamy root beer float!

>>3081942
And she is clearly thristy for him.

>>3081981
it's a god damn travesty that the shitty OLE chant followed that dirty muzzi to WWE, but "HEY!" didn't follow Cesaro

>>3081516
Steph and Trips' girls, obviously.

They won't even need talent to get booked like prodigies.

>>3081981
I honestly think he should do that gimmick in WWE.

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>>3081516

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This would BTFO all the others.

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Their kid is gonna be goat on the mic

>>3082104
Are they dating?

>>3082109
I don't know about dating, but they took a picture together so you know for sure they've had sex.

>>3082105
Their kid is going to grow up in such a far left household he is going to rebel and become the next Hitler until he kills himself when he realized he has inferior spic DNA.

>>3081867
Charlotte looks taller in ring

>>3082115
According to the idiots here, a pic doesn't mean anything.

>>3082109
Dating isn't a word that means much to Braun. She was the only woman in the locker room who didn't break in half like a dry twig when he laid claim to her and laid down some pipe. That basically means she's his property now and the primary recepticle for his grotesquely oversized penis.

>>3082105
Imagine the promos that kid will hear when Mommy and Daddy are mad at each other.

>>3081984
This is probably the most retarded pasta ive seen on here

>>3081984
kek
How can anyone say /asp/ is the worst board?

>>3081923
The only way Natalya is getting pregnant by TJ is if she wipes some of his jizz off a photo of Cesaro.

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>Eddie's workrate
>Thickie's mic skill
>Drama King's height

>>3081984

BASED

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Who will be the Janetty? John Danielson or Dan Cena?

>>3081923
The sheer amount of anti-charisma would cause the destruction of the universe

>>3082744
>John Cena
>Having kids after watching thousands of kids who idolize him fucking die

>>3082109

No. He does though travel with Nia and Alexa sometimes between shows.

There's a video out with them going to Target and Bran putting Alexa in the kid's seat of a cart and wheeling her around the store while she pretends to pout and act like a child.

>>3082811
>There's a video out with them going to Target and Bran putting Alexa in the kid's seat of a cart and wheeling her around the store while she pretends to pout and act like a child.
I need a link of this. Sounds hilarious.

>>3082105
They can call their kid Blackstizo Machismo

>>3082599
>white enough to pass as somewhat white
>last name to appeal to little pacos
Fuck that kid is going to be a GOAT

>>3082811
>pretends to pout and act like a child
C U T E

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Their kid would be mega hot.