You're all deluded if you think that signing didn't

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>>3080118
>Welcome to the Jungle, "Jack". Kurt Angle's right here and he can tell you that you've been living in the Jungle from the moment you first stepped in this ring, and THAT is why you're still here. Yes, you're always hungry for more and ready to take on all comers. Because you cleanse your colon in the middle of the ring every time you fight somebody! My advice is to go "eat the world" with Bray Wyatt, because you may be big and tough and like to take your shirt off but at the end of the day you're a cult leader and a snake oil salesman just like him. That's how you survived in this jungle. Because running from the freedom of the polar tundra wasn't enough, no; you like throwing those geeky words around? You're after the 'heat', the noise, even if it's Hell for everyone but you. So what do you do, John? Who's your prey in this Jungle? I know. You went out from under the canopy where hawks like Hogan and the Rock soar high above you out into the grazing fields of little children who never got the chance to see a real Champion perform. You give them a bunch of towels and wristbands, your loyal flock and your prey at the same time. You pamper and flatter them, putting your hand on their shoulder and telling them even guys who suck can win medals, like you just did with Kurt! But don't you dare try it on me. When I said you can't bury me I meant you're not gonna pamper me one bit until my hand is on YOUR shoulder with a referee by my side! I ain't a sheep. I'm still in the deepest, darkest pit of the Jungle. I'm the kind of sick boy you won't grant a wish for. I'm still wearing Hart's sunglasses. And I'm gonna cure the cancer at No Mercy.

Screencap this and send it to WWE.

>>3080118
Holy shit. The damage control is reaching Shillary election loss levels now. This is just sad

>>3080118
Roman just go to bed, sleep it off.

genuinely worked into a shoot

Everyone and their mother knew that he'd get demolished on the mic against Cena.

What matters is that who goes over at No Mercy.

>>3080142
He didn't. Cena looked like the angry dictator his character and probably his self is. Roman was cool.

>>3080464
>this pathetic fanfiction

>this one guy running around the board trying to do all this damage control
>Posting his nonsensical schizo ramblings in multiple threads
My God, Cena broke your little pea brain right in half didn't he?

>this one guy running around the board trying to do all this damage control
>Posting his nonsensical schizo ramblings in multiple threads
My God, Cena broke your little pea brain right in half didn't he?

>>3080511
think ya gettin worked ding-dong diddly

>>3080118
Roman won the popular vote. Only rural and suburban retards support Cena.

#notmyfaceofthecompany

>>3080118
Reigns looked like an idiot and that's the bottom line

Stop

Stop

>>3080126
>implying r/le Donaldfags aren't pulling damage control for broken promises

Based Big Dog

>>3082637
>a The

>>3082637
>a The

>>3082629
cry about it buddy

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>romarks still in denial
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