>1. Work hard.
>2. Stay out of trouble.
>3. Strive every day to be smarter than the last.
That's it. Anybody can do what I do. But you won't. Because you're too lazy. Because you lust for cheap thrills. Because you're too easily distracted. And so you scramble for excuses for your lot in life. But the truth is, you're all just willing to be weak.
No need to shoot on me nigger, fuck you
imagine taking the advice of a pothead stuck on whoO5 live
>>3073836
You were doing great until you said "work hard". Then you lost me.
>Taking advice from a stoner in his late 30s who is somehow Paul London's Jannetty
>>3073836
Sounds like advice to be a mediocre wage slave for rest of ya life instead of a success
>>3073836
Remember when /asp/ pretended to give a shit about this guy for like a week?
>>3073932
He's good and should be on a real show but how is anyone supposed to remember him when he's on 205 live.
Weak?
I fapped for the 15th time and ignored the pain in my dick for nearly 2 minutes. That took effort and dedication.
And I did that while watching Maryse through ring ropes and trying not to cum to Miz's face.
>>3073978
You're my hero
>>3073884
ehhh... no. london is the jannetty
>>3073836
I love this promo. One of the best promos of 2016 for sure. TBK is GOAT and /ourguy/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgiWlUeZ4lc
His scary smiles alwas give me a chills. I miss TBK when he actually gave a shit.
> Booker, you could never do your best as what I do my worst
Somebody stop this savage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYpA8lM2aJo
>>3073932
I dunno what happened to everybody else, the dude has been doing great every week like clockwork.
>>3074025
This match had absolutely no build because the guys were on totally separate brands and Kendrick went and made it feel real with just one promo AND he got Kalisto over as a babyface.
It was really great how instead of Kendrick being vindicated or Kalisto triumphing, the match ended with Baron Corbin running in. Good stuff.
>1. Smoke weed
>2. Get fired
>3. Be Paul London's janetty
>>3074025
>>3074922
>take a great match
>ruin it with a pointless run-in that goes absolutely nowhere
>>3075266
Kek
>>3073932
I still remember fondly his 5 minute interim World Champion reign.
>>3073836
Based Kendrick. I hope in a few years he gets a small feud with Cena for old time's sake.
>>3079421
What went wrong?