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I saw a WWE fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant, and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking WWMEME fan. He was there with his stupid WWMEME fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate WWE fans so much.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in pro wrestling. He didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Samoa Joe t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at WWE Shop like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in pro wrestling with the best money in pro wrestling please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN PRO WRESTLING RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness WWE fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in pro wrestling heaven.
I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like ''dude what are you talking about'' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. I fucking tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking WWMEME fans
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>>3068451
He probably thought you were a weird fat guy wearing a Minoru Suzuki shirt who couldn't stop staring at you and chuckling himself then went home with his confidence still in tact and fucked his hot wife
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Anyways, >>3068451, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to see WWE a while ago; you know, WWE?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the TV hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Up Next: Cena" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to a live event just because Cena shows up, fool.
It's only John Cena, JOHN G. CENAN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out to watch Cena spew bullshit, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna raise the Hustle sign." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you his action figure if you get out of those seats.
WWE should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the Hard Camera table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start cheering, and then the bastard beside me goes "This is awesome!"
Who in the world chants "this is awesome" nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY think this match is awesome?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "this is awesome"?
Coming from a WWE veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, cheering Roman Reigns.
That's right, cheering the Big Dog. This is the vet's way of attending.
Cheering the Big Dog means more powerhouses than vanilla midgets. But on the other hand the boos are a tad louder. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you behave this way then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>3068451, should just stick with today's TV Highlights.
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>>3070539
Finna. Now this is what I'm talking about. This is made of epic and win. My jimmies are ding dong diddlied. You sir, win one internet.
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>>3068451
The absolute state of the OP.
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OP confirmed for faggot
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>>3068451
Fucking cringeworthy
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