Mastodons. Last of a dying breed in this vanilla midget """"(((New

I only see one mastodon

Because they are the stereotype that a wrestler needs to be huge and buff as hell and while all that strenght is useful in a lot of ways, the "vanilla midgets" are more talented.

Anyway at the end it is all just business and personal taste.

>>3065582
>talented

Doing flips isn't talent

>>3065596
Neither is being big

>>3065596

It objectively takes more talent than big boots, chops and leg drops.

>>3065600
Wow i just got Dubs for the first time in all the years that i have been there, thanks anon for make a reply which made me reply to you.

>>3065601

This senpai. I love Braun and if Cass wasn't such a failure I would like him too, but face it. He's the next Corbin.

>>3065568
This, Braun is the last of his kind.

>>3065600
eating 7 times per day and spending 2+ hours in the gym 6 days per week all while on the road requires discipline and patience that danyul boring and his kind wouldn't be able to wrap their heads around.

>>3065568
This. Cass's new theme and entrance has made him even feel like a bigger deal than ever before and you can't teach that

>>3065668
Oh you mean Cass the vanillanky?

Like half the tag teams in NXT are hoss mastodons

>>3065631
Bryan isn't even flippy you goon

>>3065567
Only Braun is a mastodon. Cass ia skinnyfat lanklet.

>>3065567
Only Braun is a mastodon. Cass ia skinnyfat lanklet.

>only enjoying one type of wrestler

narrow minded fools

>>3065631
>Repetitive motion and diet is more impressive than mastering an actual skill
Okay

>>3066138
spoken like someone who has no idea about body building

Goldberg says he life was hell on earth for his latest return, meanwhile fat asses like Owens don't even go the gym and can eat what they want

>But Owens has skills!

the last year of his career says otherwise

>>3066145
Reminder that Goldberg was blown the fuck up after the "match" against Owens

>>3065567
Left: Guy with a titanpush who just got ended
Right: Guy with a titanpush and will turn actual babyface soon

>>3066171
yet goldbergs match at mania with lesnar was 100 times better than the match owens had

>>3066177
It wasn't tho

>>3066190
many people have said Goldberg/Lesnar was their match of the year

I bet most people don't even remember who Owens faced

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>>3066207
>many people have said Goldberg/Lesnar was their match of the year

>>3065567
Big boys are proving bigger is better

>>3066310
If anything Cass is the best counter example to that. He is just useless and now his is out for like 9 months.

>>3066207
>many people have said Goldberg/Lesnar was their match of the year

Not true. WWE marks aren't actually people.

>>3065568
>braun
>a mastodon

This is /asp/ in 2017

Kill yourself, he's barely above vanilla midget territory

>>3066314
>7 feet
>can't teach that
>Trump supporter
tell that to Vince when he returns, he's getting a huge push

>>3066321
This. Bastion booger was the last true man who complies with the definition of a true MASTODON

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Imagine being Big CAW having Strowman in the same brand.

>>3065921
Hi Phil

>>3065567
>unironically liking big ass

>>3066463
>can't do flippy shit
>can't do strong man shit
>can't talk
It's like he's one of those 50+ year old wrestlers that just walk around the ring but at least they know how to work a crowd.