Dave wore his signature BIG DICK JEANS to the Convention what

>>3024981
such a flair mark that he sits in a figure 4 position

>>3024981
>that sitting stance
>those jeans
>those shoes
>shirt tucked in

Is he fucking autistic

>>3024989
have you never listened to WOR? based dick meltz is autistic as fuck

>>3024989
probably, but also old

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>>3024989
of course he is

>>3025003
no unfortunately my winky has been inside a vagina so my subscription won't go through

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>>3024981
WHAT ARE THOSE!!

>>3024989
Very autistic.
NOt the same autism you have, the fidget spinner kind.
He's more the record keeping, remember detail sperg out occasionally type of Autism.
ala. the only form of acceptable autism

>>3025021
Both Chris chan and rain man autism are not acceptable

>>3025021
fidget spinners are cringe
ding-dong diddly posting is the best autism

>>3025005
Dave must be typing in a dos command prompt on his Windows 95 computer.

>>3024981
>manlet
>balding
>no ear lobes
>sitting like mongoloid
>t shirt tucked into jeans
>running shoes at half decent restaurant

>>3024981
This board is riding his cock more than reddit, fucking hell

>>3025054
>not knowing /asp/ pretends to hate big dick meltzer just for the lulz
He's /ourguy/

>>3024985

shoot keked at this

>>3025061
>being this much of a delusional meltzer slave
SAD

>>3025024

false story

Dave autism has led him to having a loving family and being a literal legend in his field

he's doing ding dong diddly OK

>>3025061
ya makin me ding-dong diddly cringe ya manlet dweeber

>>3025068
>>3025078
>worked by big dick meltz
KEK

serious question: how do they determine who sits next to Dave?

Presumably every person going to the "convention" would want to sit next to him (or maybe Tom), rather than sitting next to fucking Vinny or Ed from San Antonio or something

>>3025085
You sit next to the person you hate the least

>>3025082
ya seethin

>>3025089
>y-ya seething
>m-meltz sucks!
Cringe as fuck

>>3025091
>B-big d-ick meltz!
>B-based meltz!!
>M-meltz stick y-your cock in my m-mouth
Consider suicide.

>>3025091
ye ya sure are seethin

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imagine not owning this shirt

>>3025100
>obsessed with dicks this much
Holy fucking cringe!!

>>3024989
>spent his life following wrestling
What do you think?

>>3024981
Holy fucking CRINGE!

do you have to pay to speak to Dave at this event?

>>3025343
yes something tells me (((Meltzer))) would charge for it

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>>3025107
Tell that to your fellow Meltz-Drones then, ya ding-dong diddly fag
>>3024981
>>3025061
>>3025082

>>3025583
Meltzer slaves exposed and BTFO

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>>3024981
>tucked into jeans
>sitting like that
>autism shoes

Dave is too pure for this world and must be protected

>>3024981
>taking a picture (w/ flash) at a group of unaware people in a darkened restaurant
Whoever took this picture is on Dave's level of autism

>>3024981
That 57 year old autistic man reckons he has better abs than John Morrison and he wasn't joking either

Does Dave have a wife, kid?

>>3025750
yes and yes

>>3025343
Nope, you just gotta pay for your dinner. It's not really a convention with badges and panels, they get together every year for the summer (used to be for UFC, now WWE) for a big dinner at a Brazilian steak house Friday night then a suite party after, then SUPER CHINA BUFFET DAY before watching Summerslam Sunday. Interspersed with karaoke, mini golf, watching wrestling/MMA. And you get to meet the freaks like Ed In San Antonio, Filthy Tom Lawlor, and "Granny" Gladys Gibson

>>3025750
Two kids, a wife, and a house in the San Francisco Bay Area. Say what you will about his star ratings but dude is living a good life while reporting on what he enjoys, it's why he gets so invested in what's actually a good product in and around the ring.

>>3025786
this is in vegas tho, super china buffet is in washington

>that Irish faggot arguing with Dave during the entire Q&A
Nearly ruined the show

Fuck this retard

>>3024981
>that sitting pose
>those autism shoes
Fucks sake

>>3024981
He really is hideous. Jews do not age well

>>3025812

were you there? or can you hear the Q&A somewhere

>>3025085
>Wanting to sit next to Filthy Tom and listen to him talk about Kane all night

Did I miss le edgy man's entrance yet?

>>3025854
it was recorded as a WOR