Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm Straight Edge.

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>I'm addicted to comp- AGHHHHHHH!!!

>>3024693
punk showed more guts getting in that cage than you have in your entire life, you fucking leftist. How can you sit there and criticize a man who had the BALLS to follow his dream? Yeah he lost, so what? It's not about winning. It's about being true to yourself.

>>3024697
>it takes balls to take a multi million dollar cheque for a 1 minute fight

>>3024697
Hi Phil

>>3024686
>I do do drugs

>>3024705
>cheque

Shut up cucque

>>3024705
Um sweaty it was nearly 3 minutes ok cutie pie

>>3024697
>you fucking leftist
CM Punk is Far-Left you cuck

>>3024697
Cm skunk is a liberal ya doofus

>>3024897
How's your president, American?

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>>3024686
*gets booed*

>>3024952
Doing pretty great actually

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*loses immediately*

>>3025244
>being this delusional

>>3025621

still got paid tho

>>3024697
>It's not about winning
You know how I know you're a loser?

>>3024693
Kek

>>3024697
lmao what balls? you honest to god think any of the autists here no matter how low their testosterone wouldn't have stepped in there with Mickey "big balls" Galls for that kind of money and exposure?

only a true fat fuck nerd would respect Punk for getting his ass whooped because "hurr what a competitior, following his dreams"

fact is Punk has zero athletic ability and is an edgy skinny pencil necked dork who got lucky and talked himself to the top and winning fake matches made him believe in his own hype and toughness, then uncle fat boy Dana White threw a couple of mil his way to fight in the UFC and he truly believed he could win

then he got his ass handed to him backwards in 2 minutes and was exposed as the unathletic talentless cuck he is

>>3025742
Punk could be making plenty of money in the WWE. It wasn't about the money. I'm sure he would have gotten in the octagon for free

>>3024907
>>3024940
no he's not you fucking morons, he's straight edge (a conservative philosophy)

reminder that CM Punk literally thinks he's The Wolverine and/or Punisher

>>3027419
Conservatives in USA drink more. Trump voted democrat until 1990 and trump doesn't do do drugs or drink beer or smoke. Only wine sometimes.

>>3024686
>believing your own hype
rasslers are such divas, total faggot

>>3024686
If only being straight edge meant not becoming addicted to being the center of attention.

>>3024697
does this anon realize how stupid he sounds, or does he walk around life in the dark? Posts like this remind me of how easy it is for people to be stupid these days. One day this thing will be allowed to vote...consider that

>>3027670
you're being worked for (you)s
not responding is the biggest insult you could give him, it shows that he couldn't even succeed as an obnoxious retard

>>3027419
straight edge came from far left washington dc punk bands lol

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>>3027419

>>3027889
and? so did anthems adopted by nazis about white guilt.

>>3024686
GOAT

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>>3024697
You sure got em.

>>3024697
You're built week and used to second place trophies you peice of trash

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>>3024697

You guys do realize if he came back tonight the internet would explode. No other superstar would evoke that reaction.
>Rent Free
Next!

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>>3031033
The return of the GOAT will cause riots in the street.

>>3024686
i was raised in the streets of chicago!

>look it up, he was raised in lockport the yuppiest suburb by chicago