>post "lots of mandrama incoming this weekend" on Facebook
>dad sends me a text asking me if Im gay
>mfw
>>3022818
Based mom working anon
Now maybe you will finally stop being a cringeworthy faggot. Based dad.
Stand up for yourself OP, like John Cena would.
Grab that Louisville slugger he got you for your 14th birthday, wait till he's taking a bath, and go in and tattoo him. That's what I did.
Hell, I even domed my mom with a toaster when she said she wouldn't get me the Royal Rumble ppv. Parents just need to be broken in, like animals or women.
>>3022818
So what's your gimmick?
>>3022818
That's what you get for using 4chins lingo outside the site
>>3022864
>using Facecuck
>>3022818
Based dad. Also thats what you get for having family able to see your face book. Actually fuck that, thats what you get for using face book.
>>3022818
>No Dad, I'm not gay. I'm just going to watch muscle men roll around in their underwear for five hours.