*suicide dives towards you* "exploder suplexes you* "blue

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>>2964889
>suicide
>exploder
>bomb
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!

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What did he mean by this?
Why would he work in a country that is literally Hitler, I don't understand.

WWE really dropped the ball by not giving him a terrorist gimmick. Have him threaten to blow up the arena and have Roman make the save. If people would rather die in a terrorist attack than cheer Roman I think it's time to push somebody else.

>>2964920
Vince would do it but only if company was going towards bankruptcy

>>2964920
Smarks would find this shit hilarious and cheer Sami. Then it would be all over the news the next day and WWE would be dead.

>>2964945
I can just picture all those neckbeards chanting allahu ackbar as Sami tries to detonate his suicide vest. It would be pretty cool to watch Sami try a new way to wage Jihad every week.

>>2964920
>>2964951
brb, booking this in TEW. Will report back with the results.

>>2964889
*skips whatever he's in

>>2964889
Is his theme the worst in the E?

>>2967534
in the same fed with big cass, nia jax, jason jordan and BURN IT DOWNNN? not even close