Can you imagine a world where /asp/ manages to somehow be a very

>ROMAN'S GONNA WORK YOU! ROMAN'S GONNA WORK YOU!

What is the sound of one smark chanting?

Like "Gold-berg":

>SEE-THING! SEE-THING! SEE-THING!

WE WANT DIMES
WE WANT DIMES

like the ole ole ole ole chant
only f*nna instead

>>2964675
*heavy breathing* LET'S *sound of hot dog hitting floor* GO *slurping from big cola sounds* GOOKA! *crying from kid in the row ahead*

THANK YOU CENA
ONE MORE TIME

>>2964692
Holy shit this x1000

>>2964669
CM PHIL! CM PHIL! CM PHIL! CM PHIL!

>>2964669
SHOW US FEET *clap clap clap*
COMMA WOMANS WRESTLING COMMA *clap clap clap

>>2964669
STATE OF YOU *clap clap clap*

>>2964692
That would be amazing

FUCK OFF CARTER
PLEASE HAVE SEX

Cringe cringe cringe cringe

WHATS HER FULL NAME?
HOW MUCH TO FRENCH KISS HER BUTTHOLE?

"HIT THE WEIGHTS! HIT THE WEIGHTS!" any time the fatties and twinks show up

>>2964725
You mean apostrophe?

>>2964669
HIT THE WEIGHTS
GET A CLUE
HIT THE WEIGHTS
GET A CLUE

WHO'S THE JAN-NET-TY
*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

>>2964669
*Jinder comes out*

POO IN LOO
POO IN LOO
POO IN LOO

Instead of John Cena sucks we'd chant Xavier Woods cucks

You all fucking know it would be

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

RACE THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

SAVAGE SHAGGED STEPHANIE
SHE ONLY CAME UP TO HIS KNEE
VINCE ENJOYED IT
HEMSLEY RECORDED IT

ZE-RO-DIMES *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
ZE-RO-DIMES *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
ZE-RO-DIMES *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>2964990
I can't hear this one. How exactly would you chant that?

>>2964725
>>2964981
Instead of going with "comma womans wrestling comma", I think we'd just chant "WOMAN'S WRESTLING" *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap* when something boring was going on, like them being on rest holds or after a bad botch.

This is awful *clap clap clapclaplap*

three uninterrupted hours of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
though that'd be the case no matter where /asp/ is 2bh

>>2965339
A bit like "THIS IS AWFUL" I guess.

>>2964990
Should be YOURE THE JA-NE-TTY in JOES GONNA KILL YOU cadence

>>2965744
I actually like this one.

Whenever someone does a yard tard tier bump or blading:
"HAVE A HOT DOG"
*CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

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HEEEEEEEY HEEEY! GOO-KA! I WANNA KNOOOOOOWW...IF YOU'LL LOSE SOME WEIGHT

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HU-MAN SWAS-TIKA! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>2965888
SAMI'S ISIS *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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>>2964677
AAAAAAARM-PIIIIITS
AAAAAAARM-PIIIIITS
AAAAAAARM-PIIIIITS

>>2965740
Doesn't work at all, senpai

>>2965924
Kek

>>2965928
kek

In the style of Goldberg's Gonna Kill You
>YOU'RE A SEETHING PIIINHEAD
>YOU'RE A SEETHING PIIINHEAD

>>2964693
Kek

WE WANT TROOTH BOMBZ!
*clap clap clap* KABOOM!
WE WANT TROOTH BOMBZ!
*clap clap clap* KABOOM!

DING DONG DIDDLY
*clap clap clap clap clap*

>When Becky comes out

SHOW YOUR PITS
SHOW YOUR PITS

CM PHIL
CM PHIL
CM PHIL

WE WANT ARMPITS
*clap, clap, clap, clap clap*

>>2965879
Kek

JIMMY OCEAN *clap clap clap clap clap*

RENT FREE at anyone doing a promo about another wrestler

>>2968543
WE WANT RAKESH
WE WANT RAKESH

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SHE'S A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! SUCH A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

>>2968745
kek

>>2968745
how does an Irish bitch have black eyes?

>>2965935
>>2967292
>>2967329
>>2968790
SAAAAAAAAAMEEFAAAAAAAG