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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
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Big Daddy Carder living in your head rent free.
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>>2953500
>even carder marks call him carder
We already won
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>>2953520
Who is we?
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>>2953536
the anti-carder bros aka the non-reddit
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>>2953559
Cringe
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>>2953407
whomst is that semen demon in the pink dress?
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Someone explain that picture to me? I need a good cringe.
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>>2954184
Lebron James wore an Undertaker shirt once. So WWE, looking to get some publicity, sent an Undertaker dressed in character looking like a fucking dork waiting for a Lebron James who never shows up because he's too busy for him. It'd be sad if it weren't so funny. I guess it's both.
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>>2953588
Ultimate Warriors widow
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>>2954199
Jesus Christ, I wasn't prepared for that.
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>>2954359
Neither was LeBron
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the double too double yoo E universe shoulda did THANK YOU CARDER chants at the ultimate thrill ride
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>>2954199
>>2954359
That's not what happened. Lebron James wore an Undertaker shirt once, so the bozos that work for the Cavs decided it would be a smart idea to pay the Undertaker to come to a game to surprise Lebron. Lebron didn't give a fuck and didn't come out of the locker room to meet him. Vince didn't randomly send the Undertaker for no reason, the Cavs did
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>>2954199
>>2954359
That's not what happened. Lebron James wore an Undertaker shirt once, so the bozos that work for the Cavs decided it would be a smart idea to pay the Undertaker to come to a game to surprise Lebron. Lebron didn't give a fuck and didn't come out of the locker room to meet him. Vince didn't randomly send the Undertaker for no reason, the Cavs did
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>>2955632
Actually LeBron's teammate set this up and LeBron didn't appreciate it. I think it's the fact Taker let the WWE know about it and they said that's a great idea and told him to go in full gimmick and they forced their own camera crew and Ultimate Warriors wife on him.
So Taker got invited by a friend who plays for the team and fucked things up for himself by allowing WWE to try and make it a promo shot in future video packages.
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>>2954206
Umm why the hell is she there?
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>>2953407
>i-is legod going to let us in?
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>>2953407
>i-is legod going to let us in?
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>>2955865
He also wore an Ultimate Warrior Tshirt. LeBron is notorious for having shit taste and literally no thoughts of his own. Typical double digit IQ nig nog.
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>>2956735
Haha, shows how clueless is WWE. You're a fan of sombody, well here's his widow living off his name
Note to self: Never wear my John Lennon t-shirt near WWE, They'll force me to spend time with Yoko
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