>unsafe >autistic >cant speak English >cant draw

Just beat Cena and you talk about Funaki status
kys

what company would book funaki if he went back to japan today?

>>2953015
DDT

Worked into a straight shoot. Wtf I love shinkse now.

Worked into a straight shoot. Wtf I love shinkse now.

>>2953004
>unsafe
it's called strong style
>autistic
it's called charisma
>cant speak English
he's literally fluent
>cant draw dimes, only yen
draws both no problem

>>2953004
>Retarded E drone is so autistic he doesn't know what taking a real bump that isn't a tope or a jogging hug looks like because his untalented mastodons can't work a match

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Nakamura can't dr...

Nakamura can't dr...

I can't believe Vince paid millions for the NJPW equivalent of Dean Ambrose. You never spend that much on a companies lazy midcard comedy act.

>>2953004
He already has the comedy dancing gimmick, he will be exposed at summerslam by based maharaja and get depushed to the midcard scene once seff goes to smarkdown

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>incredibly safe despite stiffer style
>has a nuclear family with a qt3.14
>only needs presence to feel like a huge star
>made Takeoveretty a legit PPV
>Vince is a fanboy
>Haitch is a fanboy

Cuckter pls go

>>2956130
PICS OF HIS WIFE PLS

>>2956144
She doesn't have pics, unfortunately, but his family was at pretty much every Takeover and apparently he has two girls and his wife is a qt.

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>>2956144

>>2956144

>>2956173
The girl behind his wife looks like a japghost