You know what's sad and pathetic? Guys like DBry, Balor,

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You know what's sad and pathetic? Guys like DBry, Balor, Seth, Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Sami Zayn, CM Punk, and AJ Styles are the type of wrestler the modern beta nu-male infested crowds of the 2010s want to see (or rather, think they want to see)? I'm not going to lie, I'm not an impressive physical, masculine specimen myself. I'm tall but I'm skinny and not "tough". But this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING. This is the big leagues. Go to your local bingo hall if you want to see uncharismatic, everyday-looking guys who look just like you do flips and shit. Is that so hard? It's cheap to get tickets. Like $5 or $10, and you're supporting the wrestlers directly.

Don't you understand that in 1998 guys like those I mentioned above would be nothing more than enhancement "talent" for midcarders? It is incredible to think that we go from having guys like SCSA, Rock, HHH, Taker, Sting, Goldberg, Hogan, Hall, Nash at the very top of their respective companies - charismatic, tall, ripped, extremely talented, tough-as-nails badasses - and crowds LOVING IT... to having guys like Bryan, Styles (talented wrestler, but seriously, he's midcard level in any other era), and Finn Balor clamored over but all the fucking faggots in the crowd?

>hurr durr b-but the crowd wants it!

Numbers don't lie, the era I talked about was the greatest era of all time, the crowds were hot as FUCK, tens of millions of people tuned in every week, it was everywhere in pop culture, wrestling was actually considered cool, why? The stars were talented MEN who everyone could look up to. But this current beta nu-male generation is threatened by that, so they lust after short skinny mediocre guys to feel better about their mediocrity. Then they they wonder why ratings are plummeting ("b-but they rose slightly and briefly under DBry"... LMFAO, do you realize how much they skyrocketed under NWO, and Goldberg, and SCSA and Rock?)

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