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>HOW DO YOU STOP [Braun Strowman/Brock Lesnar/other unbeatable

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>HOW DO YOU STOP [Braun Strowman/Brock Lesnar/other unbeatable monster]
>Go to GM
>Ask for No DQ match
>Immediately kick them in the crotch when the bell rings
>Spend the entire match hitting their throat, eyes, head and groin.
>Hit your finisher, then hit it four more times for good measure
>Pin
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>>2904898
>ask for a no DQ match
>bring out a shotgun and shoot them in the head point blank
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>>2904918
There's nothing wrong with this
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>>2904898
>a low blow can get you disqualified and is only done when the referee is knocked out or something, performing one will get you heat
>inverted atomic drop is performed without any complaints from the referee, performing one will not get you heat or any special reaction whatsoever
explain
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>>2904933
Sure, you'd win the match, but then you'd be arrested for murder in front of thousands of witnesses.
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>Iron Man match
>hit your finisher
>ping opponent as many times in a row as possible for those sweet free points
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>>2904947
But you'll go down as the GOAT for working the fuzz into a shoot.
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>>2904918
>letting your opponent literally work you into a shoot
Top lel, you mark. You'd just embarrass yourself.
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>>2904944
Apparently that targets the pelvis, not the groin.
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>>2904944
Opponent getting dropped on his junk =/= directly striking their nuts.
Same reason why dropping them Dick first on the ropes is fine but kicking the ropes while they're dangling there isn't.
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>>2904944
>Periodically called a Manhattan Drop, this is a move in which the wrestler puts their head under the opponent's shoulder and lifts the opponent up and then drops their "lower abdomen region" or groin first on the wrestler's knee. Even though this move is an indirect low blow, it is considered a legal move because the groin is not being targeted.
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>>2904955
They're being dropped on their balls, not dick. And being dropped on a knee is far worse than a forearm nudge to the crotch.
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>>2904947
I'd rather go to jail instead of putting Lesnar over
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What about Hardcore Holly's nut kick with his opponent on the ropes?
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Spear him, jackhammer him pin him
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>>2904961
>being dropped on a knee is far worse than a forearm nudge to the crotch
Not in kayfabe it isn't. Remember what we're talking about here, wrestling isn't real.
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>>2904959
>groin first on the wrestler's knee
>the groin is not being targeted
so it's just a case of
>it's retarded but just roll with it
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>>2904961
Even worse, the balls are the actual "pain train" zone as far as hitting below the belt goes.
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>>2904918
Going getting another match again.
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>>2904971
It's supposed to hurt your spine (think of landing ass first on a hard surface) not your balls, your balls are just collateral.

Just like Holly's Midsection Kick which is a kick to the gut but obviously your balls are getting hit too.
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>>2904963
Sup, Austin. How's the podcast?
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