You're on WWE creative for one night and get to choose a

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This guy, a WWE HOF'er

Stone Cold

>>2903464
Donny Osmond

David Arquette

Juice, now that he's loose

Dave Meltzer

celebrities rarely every work out, they get torn apart by the crowd who is there to see wrestling

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Robert Englund, but he can't do any Freddy mannerisms and has to behave normally

>>2903486
HOLY F**KING YUM

>>2903487
TRANQUILLO

all of the F.R.I.E.N.D.S in a way tornado tag

>>2903487
Correct answer

>>2903487

I'd be surprised if this fat fuck could even get in the ring

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The new Queen of the Women's Division.

>>2903582
>reddit libcuck worked into a ding-dong diddly shoot

>>2903464
People hate celeb appearances so someone who is comfortable being a heel, like Callum McGregor.

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Alex Jones vs Rusev in a classic american babyface vs foreign heel would draw uncountable american dollars

>>2903620
Holy shit

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>>2903620
Could he have Donald as his manager a la Brock w/ Heyman?

Are you posting BBC whores on purpose?

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>>2903464

2pac

Back from the dead to raise hell in the WWE.. The twist is he did a Macchiaveli and faked his death in order to be WWE champion and headline Wrestlemania.

Westside in this mother fucker!!

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>>2903464

Or

Eminem vs John Cena

At Wrestlemania with a big build it would tear the roof off.

Many dimes would be drawn.

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JUST DO IT DAMMIT

>>2903848
he could be a good manager

>>2903464
I really want to know what color Katy's butthole is. I bet it's bright red

Trump. I'd advertise it for weeks in advance, let everyone know he'd be there. Get protestors riled up, but more importantly, give people time to prepare.

Trump hits the ring, suddenly the steel cage comes down. Under the ring was a pack of black guys. They rape Trump to death, he can't escape and SEcret service is held off by me with a kendo stick. The president is filled with cum in all holes; these guys even slice in a few new ones to define. Melania watches from D.C. and smiles slightly, she's finally free.

>>2904104
Hell, this would get me to watch Raw.

>>2903487
This is my non memeing, legitimate answer

>Roman turns heel and wins his matches being dominant but cheating occasionally (think Asuka)
>on a PPV match with Ryder
>Ryder survives several spears kicking out at 2
>Roman misses a spear and gets hurt in a corner
>Ryder about to hit the Broski Boot
>The Rock enters the ring and hit him with a chair
>The Rock acts like Roman's manager
>works the crowd with lines like "Oh boy, we only arrived and FAT critics already have their VENOM ready to boo the WWE champion. WWE fans LOVE The Big Dog #bigmerchsales #hugedisconnect"
>announces he will enter the Royal Rumble because none of those indie jabronies should main event WM
>at the rumble he eliminates Cesaro and Jericho while they're distracted fighting each other
>next entrant is Vin Diesel
>Vin Diesel enters armed with a kendo stick
>eliminates Dwayne, eliminating himself to keep beating Dwayne until kayfabe injury him
>The Rock injury will heal around WM
>they agree to fight at WM, career vs career (If Vin Diesel loses he will stop acting and would be only a producer, if The Rock loses he will quit wrestling forever)
>they work a lil' R-rated RAUNCHY match with a bit of COMEDY that saves wrestling #thankyouVin #thnkyouDwayne

minaj vs naomi
g string twerk off

>>2903620
genius

OJ Simpson

>>2903486
She recently exploded onto the scene.

>>2903787
they're a draw brother

Chester Bennington

>>2903464
I wouldn't book a damn soul. WWE should be focused on making their own talent the draws, not some celebrity who could give two shits about being on an episode of RAW.

If I absolutely HAD to choose a celeb though... one of the more prominent actors from the MCU. Probably either RDJ or Chris Pratt. Marvel rests atop the biggest mountain of dimes these days.

>>2904664
Whats your fucking problem?

>>2904160
Dwayne Johnson, the actor? That Rock?

He sure looks like a wrestler though, bet they could train him to take a few bumps before Wrestlemania.

>>2903487
I'd do this and then I'd have Roman spear him. I'd make sure to tell Roman to run into the guy as fast and as hard as humanly possible.

Pretty sure Roman would be over as a babyface after that.

>>2904104
How would secret service handle an appearance on Raw by the president, anyway?

I assume the answer is "they'd never let it happen", but hypothetically.

>>2903464
A "Mark Cuban's going to buy WWE" angle.

>>2903846
Shit, that reminds me of that Cena-Federline feud.

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>>2903486
her vs aliyah

Name this stable:
>Donald Trump
>Mike Pence
>Tom Brady
>OJ Simpson
>Their manager LaVar Ball

>>2906648
The New Opiate of the Masses

>>2905807
tell me you're not comparing that bitch with Eminem

>>2903606
>gets triggered

>>2903486
>Based Ariana makes an alliance with Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar to destroy Sami Zayn

How hard would you mark?

>>2907274
then for once they can play up the fact that Heyman is a Jew and Ariana can come on every week in skimpy outfits abd try to seduce and tempt Sami Zayn into commiting haraam acts, onky for Brock to show up and annihilate him, eventually culminating a WM main even where Brock has Ariana and Heyman in his corner, and Sami has Muhammad Hassan and Layla in his. It would be a true larger than life Wrestlemania

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>Heyman brings Dillion Harper to fix the women's division
>Becomes the newest Paul Heyman girl, goes over Bayley, Sasha, Nia, and Alexa
>Eventually goes over Asuka and Kairi
>Becomes unified Womens champion
>Eventually vacates it and she becomes Big Dog's valet

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>>2907289
>Layla El as a Hijabi dominatrix

my dick is diamond

>>2903464
cringe af

>>2903486
yum af

LeBron James

>>2904104
>>2904108
samefag

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>>2903487
The best dimes, believe me

>>2903487
>record low approval ratings
>record low inauguration attendance

lmao Trumpetty

>>2909358
he's basically Ellsworth of presidents

In 2012 I would have booked a Mixed Tag Match between Daniel Bryan and An vs Stacy Keibler and George Clooney. That would have drawn the masses. And both teams are very close in wrestling ability.

>>2909440
Aj not An

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>>2909362
Soon to be Benoit.

DC vs Brock at WM

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Kendra Lust

She knows and loves the business.
Fit af.
Can take a bump.
Not against silly storylines.
Would boost lockerroom morale.

>>2909462
OP said for one night, she's not doing any of that shit in one night. Plus Vincent wouldn't let a pornstar go on live TV

>>2909469
With exception of the storyline she could do everything listed in one night. She could also do a quick one night storyline ( opening segment, middle segment and main event). If you know get work you know she can fit in a lot in one night.
Maybe today Vince wouldn't let a pornstar on live tv, but it wouldn't be a first (Jenna Jameson). It's all hypothetical shitposting anyway so I'm not concerned with that.

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If it's not a LaVar Ball & Tom Brady tag team with Donald Trump as their manager/advocate, I don't want any celebrity appearances

>>2903620
>dude outed himself as a fake
no dimes

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For some reason the yanks love this fat fuck.

>>2903464

There's 3 options that would draw dollars

>Beiber making an appearance and getting a stunner

>Taylor Swift in a segment with Alexa Bliss

>Conor McGregor in a segment saying he'd beat the fook out of the entire locker room only for Brock/Roman/Cena to come out

>>2911465
Its a shame some of the biggest and baddest of wrestler are no longer in their prime.

Id love to see the McGregor segment, but instead hes met by Taker, Ron Simmons, and Haku in their prime. McGregor would have to beat himself up to keep himself from dying.