>"THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!"
What are some of the all-time great calls from WWE commentators?
inb4 "OHHH MY"
HE JUST LEF A SKEEDMARK ON DAT BOI
THE BIG DOG IS ON THE HUNT
"THAT MATTY ICE.....HE, HE GOT MELTED!!!"
>>2897834
Name anyone who was stronger than prime Kane
Protip: you can't
but which side was Kane on?
IS IT SYMBOLIC?!
>>2897834
"WE HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH DOMINANCE SINCE TRIPLE H RETAINED THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT SUMMERSLAM 2003, WHICH YOU CAN SEE ALONG WITH EVERY SUMMERSLAM IN HISTORY ON THE DUBYA DUBYA EEE NETWORK FOR ONLY 9.99 A MONTH, START YOUR FREE TRIAL NOW AND GET THE SMACKDOWN EXCLUSIVE PAY PER VIEW BATTLEGROUND"
*Completely misses signature move*
THE METHODICAL PHYSICAL DISSECTION OF THE LOWER ANATOMY BY DOCTOR BRET HART ON THE PATIENT STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
>tfw Kane will never have a final monster heel run with a full-mask without shitty attire and fake hair
AWW SON OF A BITCH
>>2897834
AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN
.....go to hell Hulk Hogan.
>>2897834
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE CROWDS JUST HAVING FUN MAGGLE
>He's putting those educated feet to good use.
>A MIRACLE ON BOURBON STREET
>WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT
>THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY
>>2897858
steiner
bagwell
nash
goldberg
lesnar
cena
big show
sheamus
undertaker
rock
hogan
andre
punk
warrior
luger
braun
henry
sting
khali
hhh
snitsky
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
>>2897834
As Gawd as my witness, he is broken in half!
Mercifully, it's over. (After the UT/Mankind HiAC.)
Jeff Hardy, reaching for immortality! (Ladder match for WWF title against UT.)
>>2897924
> Punk
Lol
>Do you have no conscience? Do you have no heart? Do you have no soul, you son of a bitch!
My favorite has to be Heenan saying Janetty was trying to escape through the barber shop window.
>>2897921
A miracle on bourbon street is not stepping in piss.
>hol kolgan you can go to hell
>>2897985
What an act of cowardice!
>>2897834
"That's it, he's dead"
>STOP THE DAMN MATCH
"I just had an out of body experience!"
(Hbk kicking out of tombstone)
>"THE BIG DOG"
>>2897924
>bagwell
>lesnar
>sheamus
>undercarder
>rock
>punk
>warrior
>sting
>HHH
>snitsky
this has to be bait
JR was on fire during Trips v Taker WM27
>NO NO THIS IS TOO MUCH!
>WHAT! WHAT DID WE JUST SEE?!?
>>2898084
It is, punk's ohp is lmao1pl8
HE'S GOT A BICYCLE!
I'VE BEEN IN THE DANGER ZONE
"wow"....
>>2897930
"Lookin real jacked baby"
"Poufect"
https://youtu.be/xscT_HZW_wQ Why ?
>>2897930
"AWWWWWWWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY, QUACK QUACK!!"
>>2897857
kek
"Only two men have eliminated all 29 competitors in a royal rumble match"
>shawn michaels
>chris benoit
this was in 2017 royal rumble
>>2897937
This desu. Taker v Hardy was legit mark worthy to me.
>GET UP THERE KID, MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS
JR sold that match like a mother fucker.
"What a maneuver!" - Vince McMahon
WHAT A MANEUVER
BIG DOG EATS MY ASS
>>2898256
I don't even like Jeff Hardy and I wanted him to win the belt because of how hype JR was getting.
>>2897858
Are we using the HiaC as being "prime" Kane in terms of strength? Because him ripping the door off the HiaC was taken from another event -- I can't remember specifically, but Cornette mentioned it as the inspiration for using that again during the Kane angle.
>>2897924
>bagwell
>nash
>undertaker
>rock
>punk
>warrior
>braun
>sting
you fucking idiot
>>2898006
"that's it, he's dead"
quietly the best king call
he took his wife's name
>>2897930
I got one from Great Balls:
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
When Kurt Angle came out with the milk truck and soaked Stephanie McMahon (and everyone else)
>"BAH GAHWD. THE BILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS HAS BECOME THE DAIRY QUEEN!"
THERE'S A LADY IN THE MENS BATHROOM!
>>2897834
Funny thing about this one is I always hear it as JR in my head even though it was actually Vince, kinda Mandela effectish
Redacted's 18 year Odyssey
BIG BAAAACK BODYDROP
HE DIDNT GET ALL OF IT
>"It's me Austin"
"Aw son of a bitch"
1...2....3 HE GOT HIM.... OH WAIT NO HE DIDN'T
>>2897937
"GO FOR IT KID!! MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS!!"
>>2900773
This
>"You lookin real jack baby."
>>2900759
It was Paul hayman you dork
>>2897834
KANE?
>TO THE BACK
Kurt Angle and Benoit fighting in a Steel cage match. Kurt Angle moonsaults off the top of the cage.
"you gotta Be KIDDING MEEEEE!!!!"
JR, Stone Cold and Paul Heyman commentating while he was going up to the top was pretty good too.
BATISTA IS DOWN
BATISTA IS DOWN
BATISTA IS DOWN
"No no no! This is America, this is Smackdown, we speak English. I'm sick of bilingual schools, bilingual courthouses, bilingual legal systems. Bilingual my ass!!!"
HE BEAT ANDRE THE GIANT WITH THAT MOVE!
>>2901364
Beat me to it.
My personal favorite match of all time.
Hottest crowd ive ever seen
>>2897924
Definitely bait. Didn't even list Claudio.
Unironically Otunga with "he hit him with No Chin Music!"
>>2897847
AW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK
>>2897834
FOR THE LOVE OF MANKIND!