If Paul Levesque's ring name had been Hunter Hearst, he'd

>>2896228
Hunter Hurts Houses

>>2896228
If CM Punk was a punk he'd be called CM Punk.

If Steve Austin was incredibly handsome, he'd be called Stone Hot.

If Dwayne Johnson became a musician, he'd be called the Rock Star.

>>2896258
If CM Punk was from Baltimore he'd be called BM Punk

ya need to go back ta wew with ya unfunny threads

>>2896303

This is actually a /sp/ meme, newfriend.

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>>2896264
>if

>>2896228
That's why he added an extra one, to be Triple H - literally "one better than" H.H. Hulk Hogan.

It's so pathetic when you realise it.

>>2896323
Apparently Austin got the spinster crowd all hot and bothered along with Rocky

Wonder how true that is

if undertaker was generous he'd be undergiver

>>2896264
Stunning Steve Austin

>>2896328
No it's not, you fucking retard.