>aliens >UFO >Tyler tells Fandango that none of those

>>2896073
Breezango are the funniest fucking bastards I've seen in a long time.
Every single one of their sections make me crease up laughing... I hope this shit continues for a long time because it's probably the most entertaining thing about WWE in years, and it's not even wrestling.

>>2896073
Seriously
Who killed Sasha

>>2896073
sweet richard simmons

>>2896073
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

Anyone got any pictures of yesterday's pin up board.

>>2897098
cringe

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>>2896073
>WWE having its annual draft next week
(if you're unfamiliar with it, they have 2 main shows and divide their whole roster between the 2. but every year around this time they swap a few wrestlers to keep things fresh and interesting)

>This year it isn't being presented as the draft. They're instead calling it a 'Superstar Shakeup'. The word 'draft' hasn't even been mentioned...

>Trump and McMahon are very close (Trump hosted 2 WrestleManias and starred in a third. McMahon's wife is even in Trump's cabinet)

>In 2003 Vince changed the name of 'RAW IS WAR' to just 'RAW' amid the Iraq war, to protect his brand from the negative connotations of the IRL war

> >tfw you realise that as a courtesy to his longtime friend, Trump warned McMahon in advance that he's gonna launch WW3 soon and that he'll institute a draft, so Vince could avoid the word 'draft' so as to protect his brand

>>2897897
eat a dick

>Fashion Files
This shit is not funny!!
Breezy and Dango need to be cut NOW
Push The Ascension instead - now THERE'S a team I can behind!! No nonsense and straight butt kicking!!!

>>2900254
Put down that cheese platter and hit the weights, Konnor.

>>2900254
xD I know right! #PushCesaro #PushTamina #PushTheColons #PushFinnBalor #CesaroForWorldChamp
#CesaroForUniversalChamp
#FuckPG
#BringBackTV-14

>>2898045
Raw is War changed names after 9/11 ya pinhead.

>>2900272
Cesaro vs Breeze would be GOAT

Shining Stars were funny too so I don't see how they apply here.

>>2900272
>#PushTamina
This can't possibly be a real thing.

>>2900302
Head on over to twitter and search #PushTamina. It's real.

>>2900313
Christ, Cesaro I get, Balor I get, even the Colons I get, but what the fuck Tamina has to offer? She's garbage in every single aspect of professional wrestling to the point I feel secondhand embarrassment whenever she cuts a promo or throws a superkick.

>>2900339
MAYBE I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE ELLSWORTH

>>2900339
Some faggot in YouTube comment section was spamming that hashtag and I told him how shit she was. He then proceeded to call me sexist.

>>2900302
Total Divas stans are REEEAAAAALLL

>>2896073
Ascensions are Illuminate goons aren't they?