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>bad writer
>manlet
>weeb
>Jew
>adored by reddit and /wew/
>cried about The Young Cucks
>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>dead father
>still uses a computer from 1995
>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>compensates by just fantasy booking
>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>balding
>used to have a mullet
>dresses like a friendless teenager
>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>Hillary voter
>employs Bryan Alvarez
>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>wrong about Mauro
>wrong about Punk
>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>stammers
>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>plans change
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you forgot

>never the guy
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>>2895336
>makes six figures a year
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>>2895336
Based, stick this thread

>>2895346
And you keep paying for it goy
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>>2895336
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>>2895336
worked
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He was also completely wrong about the Angle thing and last night pretended like what he originally predicted would be preposterous and will never happen... he's a fucking joke, he's no better than Cornette or Russo
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>>2895336
>couldn't report his dad's death
>rated it 2 stars because the wrong guy went over
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>>2895336
I blame this jew for all those weeb teenagers worshipping new jamal cuck wrestling
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>>2895336
>frank deford hired a bad sports writer

retard
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>>2895336
rent free
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>>2895336
Makes more than you
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>fucked rats with Pillman in the 90s
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>>2895336
>OP's Status: Worked
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Based Meltz has the marks SEETHING.
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>>2895346
Seven. He has 650k newsletter subs + endorsements.
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>>2895814
>650k
Prove it
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>>2895336
>dead father
God i fucking hate edgy little cunts like you
>imb4 le worked xD
what kind of fucking dickhead sits on /asp/ and joke about dead people, especially one who literally nothing harmful to you.
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>>2895821
W O R K E D
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R
K
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D
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>>2895336
>>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017


This is the single most pathetic part of the whole OP.

It's laughable that an actual MORE sustainable business model would be for one guy to buy an $11 sub, re-write all of the Melts' paywall content, and then re-sell it for a $1 subscription instead.

You would easily get more than 11 times the subscription.
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>>2896088
The current state of media consumption dictates that you need not spend 11, 1, .001, or 1111111... it all ends up on YouTube in the end mein Freund
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>>2896100
exactly. it's fucking ludicrous.
Media as product is a dead concept. People don't realise that the "great firewall of China" on their internet is not about keeping the rest of the world out. It is acting like a girdle, keeping the scale and extent of Chinese media piracy held in to a somewhat containable area of the web.

Once that comes down, there will just be free-to-browse editions of all content, replicated hundreds of times over. Fighting it will be like trying to push the tide out with a broom.
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>>2896138
Expected a "cringe" or "seething" response, got one of the most enlightened posts I've ever seen on /asp/... if you stick around maybe this board won't die after all
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>>2895821

I'll bet they wouldn't allow this kind of behavior on /wooo/. You should head back.
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He also sperges out if he ever witnesses anyone trying to have fun in the course of putting on a wrestling show. Only exception is for his butt boys and their lol xd meta bullshit that exposes the business.
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>>2895336
Name 5 better journalists right now
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>>2895816

>WON has almost than half as many subs as the Network

Bull fucking shit. Even on reddit where they suck Dave's dick all day long, only 6% of them claim to be subscribers.
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>>2896413
me
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>>2895373
He always said it was Gable or Jordan.
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Imagine being so poor that you can't afford 11 dollars a month for the convenience of not having to go to youtube or outlaw sites
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Imagine being so retarded that you pay 11 burgers a month to know what's going to happen in man drama one week before everyone else
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>>2896650
You literally don't even know a week early, because, um, y'know, plans change.
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>>2896650
*with a 66% margin of error
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>"ya y'know, living in OP's head is like uh....uh, it's just one of those things where like uh..OK, OK OK, so the mentality is just one of those things, where umm, it's like.........there's so much frickin room in here! It's crazy!! And it's like totally rent-free!! I've got enough room in here to store all these old newsletters and my VHS tape archive of Memphis and All Japan and all that stuff."
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>>2896637

>$11 for shit that's posted here minutes after it's released
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>>2895336
W O R K E D
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>>2896753
based
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>>2895336
you forgot to mention he doesn't pay any rent since he lives in your head
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>>2895821
>pretends to be a fan on anonymous imageboards so he can defend himself
>not going well
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>>2895394
kek
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You now realize that there are people who pay more money per month to listen to Meltz talk about wrestling than the fucking WWE network to watch wrestling
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>>2898126
the radio shows are more interesting than wwe tv
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>>2898124
So it's basically E Drones who believe WWMEME revisionist history vs. The wrestling purists aka ppl on Dave's side
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>>2895336
He's a literal autist who has spent decades of his life talking about FAKE FIGHTING as if it was real bro.
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>>2898135
Lmao he's never spoken about wrestling as if it was real. Reading is your friend.
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>>2895336
Meltzer BTFO
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>>2895830
>>2896160
>>2898038
Worked. I was the one who made the thread. Lmao.
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>>2898294
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>>2895394
lol
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>>2895821
worked.>>2898294
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>>2898321
That was me too.

>>2898426
Lmao. These nigga getting worked so easy.
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>>2896753
kek, spot on
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>>2898321
holy shit, how will he ever recover from this
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I really wish I had his job.
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>>2898681
talking about fake fighting as if it was real to a bunch of autists isn't a job ya pencil neck geek
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>>2898687
I mean, it is for him. Beats the hell out of what I do for a living.
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>>2895373

They predicted the illegitimate son angle a week ago
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>>2895336
>wrong about Mauro

he was literally the first to report that he was coming back
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>>2895336
lol
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>>2898687
Actually it is. You would be surprised what idiots will pay for. Just because Meltzer is a hustler doesn't mean he won't get paid.
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>>2895336
worked
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