>vanilla midget >praised by edrones >ran to wwe because

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She's fat, ugly, old, and talentless.

>cute
>undefeated
>beat Goldberg's streak
>high charisma
>4 star match with Emma
>sexy
>4 star match with Bayley
>great entrance music
>sells t-shirts
>over as fuck
>4 star match with Ember Moon
>Ember Who? She work here? *chuckle*
>sells the masks
>kawaii ring attire
>4 star match with Nikki Cross
>yum thighs
>soft belly
>popular model
>no flips
>stiff kicks
>works the anti-smarks
>good dancer
>vibrant hair colors
>large boobs
>owns over 5000 game software
>teaching inferior gaijin chicks how to wrestle
>blazing a trail for Hojo and Shirai in WWE
>small business owner
>talented artist and designer
>Empress of Tomorrow
>kept exclusive to WWE Network so weebs spend their NEETbux on her
>being a draw in a foreign country where she doesn't speak the language

Remember when you got destroyed earlier today OP?

>>2893501
i hope this is pasta but even saving that is maximum autism

>>2893504
Take your meds, son.

Fatsuka BTFO

>>2893501

Based. OP BTFO

>>2893481
WHEN I SMOKE THE GANJA IT MAKE ME WANT TO MANJA

YA COCONUT

>>2893501
>owns over 5000 game software
really? source?

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>>2895827

>>2895906
She's perfect. She's also a better programmer than most of /g/, but probably not as good as Karlie Kloss

>>2895913
She used to be a video game designer then when she became a wrestler she was still a video game reviewer for a few years for a magazine.

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>>2893501
Also not afraid of a little colour

>>2893481
>>2893501
Samefag

>>2895918
>She's a female video games journalist
oh my God..........

Based KanA+ dominating the women's division and looking sexy doing it.

>>2896908
Kys smark

>>2895944
I really wish this match hadn't been scrubbed from the internet. Shit was crazy.