Did Vince seriously expect the crowd to break out in tears and

It's a rib on Kurt for having jungle fever.
Banged a lot of black women in the biz.
That's literally why.
Vince may say he forgives and forgets when people leave and then come back, but he never forgets. Odd man.

My wife's son.

>>2893310
Doubt that. It's more likely that Vince is just old school, and honestly thinks illegitimate children angles still hold water in 2017

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>>2893317
But it worked out so great 10 years ago!

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The moment you realize your career is being ruined for going to TNA and talking about Chris Benoit every time on social media

>>2893316
Are people memeing or do posters here seriously not understand how this meme works? Having a kid and literally never raising it is just about as opposite of "my wife's kid" as you can get.

>>2893323
>tfw your career was already the best it could've possibly been and you're just milking Vince for an extra buck before hanging the boots for good
Also known as the AJ Styles face.

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>>2893286
WHAT?

>>2893286
If JJ had even the slighest scrap of momentum this could have been a big deal. Instead he's off TV for fucking months then suddenly appears on Raw.

>>2893323
>your career is being ruined
>Pretty much retired from wrestling at this point and just getting paychecks for pretending to be the GM

>>2893286
It's just McMahon's vengeance on Angle making him a literal cuck

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>>2893335
It reminds me of... Something.

>>2893339
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Based Kurt with God-tier acting

Based Big Ratings Vince with God-tier storyline

>>2893323
I don't think it's an especially embarrassing angle, and it won't "ruin" Kurt's career.

At worst, the story is clichéd as fuck. It feels like a storyline from 1985 or something.

It probably will flop around like a dead fish, and lead to fucking nothing of any real importance, but in 5 years, no one will remember this story. No one will remember this for good or for bad when looking back on the career of Kurt Angle.

I think Russo pissed Vince off with his last email if Vince is all of a sudden doing storylines like this again.

>>2893353
good post, my man

>>2893353
#4 on WhatCulture's Top 10 Things WWE Wants You to Forget About 2017.

>>2893353
He's already known as Cuck Angle everywhere, man

>>2893356
Thanks. I take pride in my posting ability.

It took a lot of work and energy to get to the point I'm at today, posting wise.

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remember when we were hyped about a dream match of Angle vs Rusev?

>>2893361
>He's already known as Cuck Angle everywhere, man

Believe it or not, 4chan is not "everywhere"

Nobody outside of this website cares about Kurt's martial status.

>>2893364
Holy fucking Kek

Implying normies care about wrestling

Vince was thinking at 4chan audience when he turned Angle into a literal C U C K

>>2893367
Are you seriously suggesting Vince takes time out of his busy day to visit a site dedicated to the art of shitposting?

Because if so, that makes a lot of sense.

>>2893367
>literal cuck
>Jason is his biological son in kayfabe

>>2893374
Not all the website, just /asp/, and not all the time. Just enough to know about our obsession with cucks and how to exploit it for his product

>>2893376
>white man
>black son
>accept it
>not a cuck

Okay

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>>2893380

At 37 years of age, and with no NWA rasslin anywhere in sight, I can officially now say I'm too old for this shit.

>>2893286
"am I out of touch? No, it is the WWE universe who are wrong."

>>2893399
>no NWA rasslin anywhere in sight

Have you not followed what's going on with Corgan?

>>2893386
Quite sure Lance is a HUGE cuck IRL

>>2893353
My dude, this shit will never be forgotten. Mark my words, mark.

>>2893404
KEK

>>2893419
This

Once a cuck, always a cuck

>>2893339
I honestly thought that his "son" would turn out to be Swagger.

>>2893425
How exactly is he a cuck by having a kid with another woman?

>>2893455
>wasting his life on 4chan
>not even knowing what a cuck is

Terminate your existence

>>2893339
he had onestonecoldfoxofawifeWHOOW

Is he really Kurt's bastard or is that just for the storyline?

>>2893436
They are both cucks, makes sense

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They'll try and push JJ for a few months, it will be a complete flop, so we'll go to plan B. JJ will reveal he was lying all along, he is not Kurt's son. JJ didn't want to do it, but he couldn't say no because HHH was behind this plan to fuck with Kurt. HHH v Kurt at WrestleMania, winner gets custody of JJ.

>>2893466
Benoit yourself

>>2893455
>>2893468
ITT: Kids throwing buzzwords around like it's nobody's business.

>>2893463
Reddit trying to fit in lmao

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>>2893470
>winner gets custody of JJ

as bad as this sounds it is still better than whatever those monkey writers and vince could come up with

>>2893463
cringe

>>2893484
SEETHING

Kurt's new entrance theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWSCJ28Vp6w