Why does he run and wrestle like he's 10 years older than

Isn't one of his legs legit fucked?

>>2891095
Probably since he always stands up really fucking weirdly

>>2891095
He's bow legged. Always has been but its just more noticeable in his current vessel.

He has Jimmy Legs.

Weren't they supposed to become broken tonight? Jeff posted a thing on twitter saying ''7.17.17'' a week or two ago

>>2891226
That's for his band.

>>2891093
Because Matt is a shoot genius who has turned being lazy into work rate.

>>2891111
I thought he had a fucked up back. So it's his legs then?

>He hit a fucking moonsault despite looking like he can barely walk

Neat.

He's more broken than Jeff.

>>2891093
>Jeff takes the big bumps
Yeah, sure. But Matt takes ALL the other bumps, 90% of the bumps, for their entire career Matt played the role of the guy who gets worked over by the other team and goes for the hot tag so Jeff can hit his three moves and win. Because Jeff is a shit wrestler and needs to be out of the ring as much as possible to protect him.

>>2891093
What do you mean "big bumps"? Doing a swanton dive on someone isn't a "big bump". Taking suplex is a bigger bump.

>>2891093
He took too many dicks up the poop chute

>>2891093
He has always wrestled like that ever since the TLC and Brood days in the fed. That is actually one of the things that took me out of the broken stuff because all the promos were good but then I remember he has to wrestle. I'm aware most wrestlers try to take as many shortcuts as possible but if his wrestling was just as good as the broken personality he would be top tier

>>2892079
This. People need to understand that selling is very important, all the top guys have to do it well. Jeff is crappy botch queen that can't even sell. And now he's old and slow too.

Matt has always been the one taking the sick bumps that allowed jeff to set up a high spot.

>>2892079
Hello Matt

>>2892085
Nah, he was a great wrestler until his guts spilled out of his stomach in 09 I think or whatever.

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>>2892082
You know exactly what he means by "big bumps".

>>2892087
His old age Poetry in Slow Motion is just sad to watch.

>>2892091
Would have been great if he went back to the same shape he was during that Edge/Lita return feud

>>2892093
Those have always been rare. For the most part Jeff has always wrestled soft except for those spots.

>>2892101
He literally can't, he's too old and too... broken.

That gimmick gave his career more legs than ever. It saved his career, because he is very creative.

>>2892110
>he is very creative

Hi Matt, Dutch sign those papers yet?

>>2892118
Why do people on /asp/ do this?
Pretend they are talking to the subject of the conversation being had?
it's super fucking weird.

>>2892099
Poetry in motion still looks fine. Are you referong to whisper in the mind? Because yeah... Taking an entire minute to climb on top is bad enough, but his opponent always has to look like a retard waiting for it.

>>2891093
Jeff has hollow bones and nothing in the way of extra weight, besides his hair.

>>2892123
Is's a 4chan thing and it's been very common for many years.

>>2892124
Yeah, but there's no built-in cheap joke to make with Whisper in the Wind, tho

>>2892123
Hi wreddit, how are you finding your time on /asp/ so far?

>>2892131
More like Old Rumor In The Woods.

>>2891093
Because he's a shitter and I get aroused at the fact that he'll never ever even sniff a world title in WWE. Eat shit, you retarded hick!

>>2892123
Cringe

>>2892079
This.

Matt is actually a decent worker, and works 80% of Hardy boy matches. Jeff is the hot tag guy, who just comes in, hits a few moves and rhey win. Yes Jeff does crazy spots, but how often does he do them? A few times a year?

>>2891682
It came up when he was on fear factor. He can't bend his leg's straight or some shit.

>>2892149
>meanwhile Matt has 0 idea you exist and never will as you piss your life away seething about him
Reassess your life m8

>>2892289
>seething
I have won he is a shitter who's only held shitty titles that don't even exist anymore like the ecwwe title or the european title and held the US title once. Not even an intercontinental title. He's a dumb hick that got cucked on live tv he has lost at life and his failure makes me laugh

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>>2892409
Imagine being this mad

>>2892149
>>2892409
See your therapist.

>>2892409
>R A G I N G
Matt is worth significantly more money than you will ever see in 10 lifetimes, has a hot wife who will cut the throats of his enemies in a heartbeat and a nice family and tons of land and lived his dream being a pro wrestler.
Someone has certainly failed at life here Anon, but it's not Matt Hardy.
It's you.

>>2892450
>>2892465
I am laughing

>>2892478
He has failed at his career, I have not failed in mine. And his wife is batshit crazy.

>>2892513
>he failed at his career
>25 years in the business

>>2892109
assuming even one of these spots isnt dangerous af, this makes the hanging off the title belts spear look like a pumphandle drop

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>>2892513
I aM lAuGhInG

>>2892109
nigger what the fuck??

>>2892542
>>25 years in the business
>15 years a jobber
>8 years leeching off his brother in a tag team
>2 years as an undercarded
>achievement

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>>2892109
he did that stupid shit nearly every week to try and make tna worth a fuck

>>2892717
TNA was worth a fuck before he and the other wwe rejects and hogan came and shat it all up.

>>2892709
>undercarded

Why did Matt even buy that giant house? Already living in your head rent-free.

>>2892717
>nearly every week

TNA doesn't even have a weekly schedule you dunce

>>2892149
Lmao his wife is hotter than any woman you've ever been in contact with

I remember hearing that leg drop from the top of the cage he did to edge really fucked him up. Still has chronic back pain.

>>2892724
He inherited a lot of land and made money off his shirts and as a wrestler. Doesn't change the fact that he was an undercarder.

>>2892236
You don't have to have a great "workrate" when you draw all the dimes.

>>2892779
>made money off his shirts
So he drew all of the dimes

BASED

>>2891093
Because he has a family and isn't in his mid 20s anymore

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shoulder was up btw

>>2892717
What the fuck is this???
Was he trying to be hard and just suicided himself through a table to be intimidating?!

>>2895008
he saw a ghost on the table

>>2895008
This is when Jeff started to become broken after Matt beat him at the final deletion.

>E-drones want a gimmick they don't even know about.

>>2892123
it's an easy way to dismiss the content of someone else's post.

>>2892123
>summerfag
>plebbit
>newfag
You be the judge.

>>2891093

Matt took big bumps, too. The most crazy bump in TLC 1 was when Devon knocked Matt off the ladder backwards into the table outside the ring.

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>>2895070
>calling me an e-drone cause I didn't know the spot.
>Thinks that I would debase my eyes by watching baka gaijin wrestling at all

NJPW for life, nothing personal kid