It's been a while since I've done my fantasy booking

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It's been a while since I've done my fantasy booking greentexts, and the whole Kurt Angle affair storyline seems interesting so here's my shot at it. Lemme know if you guys like it.

>RAW, Kurt's theme plays as he prepares to address the audience.
>He grabs a mic
"Well, the secret is out, this may change my life, my carreer, but I don't care.... Fue truth is..."
>Suddenly "IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAME"
>Trips comes out, he looks pissed.
>Angle just stays silent as he walks down the ramp.
>Haitch gets into the ring.
>They face off. Crowd is silent, waiting for them to move.
>Suddenly they start violently making out.
>Crowd fucking explodes.
"THE TRUTH IS, I LOVE TRIPLE H. OH IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMN TRUE."
>Steph's music plays.
>She walks through the ramp, gets into the ring.
>Looks at Hunter like "WTF dude"
>Hunter pedigrees Steph. Grabs a mic.
"HE DIDN'T ONLY WIN A GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS, HE WON A GOLD MEDAL IN MY HEART TOO."
>Angle vs Steph set for SummerSlam, Haitch is the special guest referee.
>Angle murders Steph. Angle Slam after Angle Slam, puts her trough the table. Moonsaults on her from the top of the 'Tron.
>1,2,3. Angle wins.
>He and Haitch embrace, their love is finally out to the world.
>Suddenly, AJ Styles attacks them with a chair.
>The gays don't want none.
>AJ Styles vs The Gay Community is now real.
>Fantasy Warfare is now fucking real.
>Ratings go up 2000%
>Dana White kills himself.
>Wrestling is saved.