>tfw she hasn't seen a main roster show yet

>Shinsuke imagining he's anywhere else in the world but there

>>2875289
I couldn't tell if his eyes were open or not.

>>2875280
Thighs

>>2875280
Shinsuke "aspie" Nakamura

>>2875292

pantyhose

BASED Funaki making sure my wife has a good time getting acclimated to the states

Is her outfit a reference to something? 1852? Is she commemorating Commodore Perry?

>>2875280
OMFG! She's signing with Titus Worldwiieeeeed!

>>2875280
Why is Shinsuke looking bug eyed in that pic?

*sniffs fart*
Shin must be in heaven.

>>2875300
>INDEED

>>2875280
All the hype about this bitch by geeks and her midsection is soft. You think I give a shit about how good she works?

>>2875763
dude go watch porn if you want to jack off, I'll never understand people who claim to be wrestling fans bitching about having good wrestling.

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>putting on good matches
I schleep

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It's so weird to think that Hunter Hearst Helmsley was a fucking weeaboo all along. He hid it bloody well.

I wonder how the meetings between him and Vince go. How does he convince the old man to sign the nips? It's obvious they're not Vince's cup of tea.

>Nak literally sleeping on the job and getting paid
based

>>2875763
>wanting your women to be hard, toned and have other msasculine features

Why not just be gay and suck cocks already? Soft bodies are feminine.

>>2875829
He showed Vince some JAVs.

>>2875829
"NJPW is really popular on the internet right now, let's take some of their talent to piss off the smarks"
And Vince gives him all the money he needs to get it done.

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She is without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

>>2875878
Norringetty SEETHING because he wasn't as big of a draw as Based Jack

>>2875859
>piss off the smarks
How is that going to piss off the smarks?

In reality, signing all these indy darlings would only make these smarks flock to the WWE and boo whomever the WWE brass pushes.

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>>2876125
>perfect tag teams don't exi-

Based Shinsky having none of the geeks

>>2875878

But you have heard of her?

>>2876223
Because smarks know WWE main roster booking is almost always shit.

>>2875280
Wait who's holding up the wheel?

>>2876715
Tozawa obvs. It's not a trick.

Yakuza stable when? That was Hunter's intent all along wasn't it?

>>2876773
When people are fine with knowing that accepting the gimmick means their loved ones will be assassinated.

>>2875289
>Shinsuke doing zen meditation to calm his erection after being put behind Kairi for photos

>>2875836
btfo'd

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>>2876125
Did someone say face turn?

>>2876800
It would restore the credibility of the business so I'm fine with it 2bh

>>2875829
He's not a weeb, he just wants the best international talents and many of them happen to be Japanese

>>2875415
>Is her outfit a reference to something? 1852? Is she commemorating Commodore Perry?
that's what i thought

>>2875280
from left to right:
>5'9
>5'6
>5'7
>5'8

fucking midgets LMAO

>>2877191
She was profesional yachter. She wanted to go to olympics. She wasn't good enough. Now she picks chicks by riding on her motorbike and being pro-wrestler.

>>2875859
>'piss off smarks'
>when you spend so much time on the internet you think that the real world thinks the way you do

>>2877202
Nakamura is 6'2"