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>record low ratings
>has brought in ZERO casual fans in 5 years
>ratings steadily plummeting since he came back
>never shows up for work
>literally gets paid to show up and have Heyman talk for him
>no one subscribed to the network for him
>has the move set of 2000-era Hulk Hogan
>does ONE suplex 5000 times in a match and calls it suplex city
>Wrestlemania 19 did 560,000 buys compared to 850,000 buys for Wrestlemania 18 and Wrestlemania 20
>needed roids to beat the Rikishi of MMA
>outdrawn by a manlet leprechaun in UFC
Why do people pretend that this lazy faggot is worth his paycheck?
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they just like big sweaty men
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>>2848540
>>has brought in ZERO casual fans in 5 years
I'm a casual. I only watch for Brock, Braun Strowman and Rusev.
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>>2848540
Nice thread OP,
HOWEVER
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>>2848540
I'd honestly beat brock with Joe not because ofbrocks paycheck but beceause you can create an artificial monster in the non anoai samoan that won't cost you a bajillion and brocks stock is pretty much dried up considering his age.
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>>2848849
If you want a monster use Reigns or Stroman. Joe is just a fat pig.
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>>2848872
reigns tuck a war with brock did not draw dimes.
joe raping heyman did
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>>2848872
Get the belt off Brocketty and put him in a program with Braun. It's the only match up people want to see after Brock vs Joe
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>>2848540
Don't forget that putting the strap on him is a giant signal to potential customers that the top champion will certainly not be appearing at the upcoming WWE Live event.
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>>2848872
Samoa Joe is a more believable badass who would fuck you right up than Roman Reigns. You are a hopeless mark if you think otherwise.
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>>2849030
>fat ass Joe
>believable badass
top fucking lel
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>>2848540
Agreed, brock is not a draw. Only wrestling/ufc fans know him, he ain't as big as that faggot manlet conner in terms of mainstream appeal.
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>>2849030
>gets bitch slapped twice by Nash
>got exposed by Teddy Hart
>badass
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>>2849048
lol what a mark
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>>2849081
>marking out for a fat boy
>calls someone else a mark
wew lad
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>>2848872
>Reigns
>monster
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>>2849144
>Joe
>monster
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>>2848540
I try explaining this to smarks and marks alike, but they always make the same excuses. Casuals don't give a single fuck about Lesnar. The Rock or Stone Cold (who is never coming back in a wrestling capacity) can draw.
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>>2849144
Coath
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>>2848849
>brocks stock is pretty much dried up considering his age.
Joe is a whole 2 years younger
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>>2849030
>get bitch slapped by nash twice and do nothing but cry to management
>back off from that geek cm punk after he makes fun of you for being fat
>getting beaten up by some literal who indie manlet who's name i seriously can't remember
He sure is plausible
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>>2848872
>"Roman Reigns could totally beat up Samoa Joe, because he looks better and I am 12."
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