>couldnt "report" Bray going to RAM >couldnt

>>2847885
******.25

>>2847885
um plans change

I only subscribe so I know how good the matches I've just watched are.

You forgot
>couldnt "report" his dad dying

Everything that guy says is some variation of "maybe they will, maybe they won't".

>>2847885
Hardest working journalist in sports today and possibly of all time. I think people are just jealous because his job is actually reporting and writing newsletters on professional wrestling while we just post here.

>Reported the Rumble winner and the entire Wrestlemania card in January.
wew

>>2847899

OP's right though, when's the last time he broke any kind of big story? That's what people are supposedly paying him $11 a month for, right? Fucking reddit has more reliable insiders than Dave and they do it for free.

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>>2847904
Hi Dave!

Tell Bryan Alvarez he sounds like a whiny bitch next time you're chatting

>>2847910
the only source he has left is Jericho, whos gone right now. Thats why he hasnt done shit lately

>>2847910
Well, we won't know 'til it happens, but he may have broken the main event of SummerSlam.

I pay 9.99 for his commentary, not his scoopz

>>2847927
What do you pay the other dollar for?

>>2847927
>paying money to listen to a middle aged man talk about fake fighting as if it was real
Holy fucking cringe

>>2847904

>"Cena/Taker for the title, Roman/Taker isn't very likely"

- Meltzer in January

>>2847931
Finnæ seething

>>2847910
>when's the last time he broke any kind of big story?

He was the first to report on JBL and Mauro Ranallo, and also the first to report that Mauro was negotiating a return even before he officially left.

>>2847933
Dude, he was saying Roman/Taker before the Rumble, as soon as Taker was on Raw.

>>2847937

>Mauro suspiciously misses SD due to "the weather"
>JBL sends him, then quickly deletes a series of angry tweets
>"uhh yknow, I think there may be heat between Mauro and JBL"
>Justin Roberts is about to release his tell-all about JBL bullying him
>"and uhhh, I think it might've been bullying"

And of course, no one ever actually confirmed that Mauro was being bullied, it was a complete nothingburger of a story. He never has actual scoops, he just draws conclusions from rumors and occasionally gets it right.

>>2847885
Where's the edit of that pic with the JUST hair?

>>2847961
So basically you'll just twist anything to suit what you've already decided. It doesn't matter how many stories he breaks, because he was just guessing and got lucky.

I notice you also conveniently ignored the fact that he wrote about Mauro returning in the newsletter literally months before it happened. Another lucky guess. :^)

>>2847989

>I notice you also conveniently ignored the fact that he wrote about Mauro returning in the newsletter literally months before it happened

Again, he said it might happen. He also said WWE would probably pay him hush money just to make him go away. He has to make sure he covers all his bases so that he's never totally wrong.

It's tough to say yknow uhh, plans change.

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>pwtorch will go bankrupt in your lifetime

>>2848009
>He also said WWE would probably pay him hush money just to make him go away.
So he said two things that both happened.

Just lucky, I guess!

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>>2847896
KEK . HE HAS TO KNOW HE WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HIS FATHER UP UNTIL HIS LAST MOMMEMTS

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>>2848060
That's some good shit, nigga.

He is CNN tier reporting.

>>2847885
Serious question:
Who gives him the rights to judge matches, and why do smarks care about wrestling ratings?

>>2848295
You can judge matches yourself.

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>>2848295
TELL ME

>>2848295
What takes away his right to judge matches? It's not an objective measurement, it's one man's opinion.

>>2848295
>Who gives him the rights to judge matches?
I wasn't aware forming opinions and making a platform to share those opinions needed some sort of divine right, maybe we should work on that Bill of Opinion Rights.
>why do smarks care about wrestling ratings?
Because it validates the matches and wrestlers they like, either by giving them something to point at "objectively" (despite not being anything close) as a measure of how "good" a wrestler is (le six stars) or giving them something to rebel against (1 star? fuck you i liked it). The real question is why it bothers you enough to ask a serious question like that.

>>2848295
He literally makes a living off telling people what to think about a booked sport. I never understood entertainment 'critics', what gives them the right to tell everybody what to enjoy or not to enjoy?
Meltzer is a fucking loser, he can shove his six stars up his ass.

>>2848366

>what gives them the right to tell everybody what to enjoy or not to enjoy?

We do? If you think someone is intelligent and has good taste, you'll want to hear their opinions on things to decide if you would like to spend your time trying those things yourself. They are not objectively right and sometimes you will disagree with them, but if you find that you agree with them more often than not, their opinion is useful to you.

>>2848366
You seem bothered

>>2848334
>>2848362
>>2848366
>>2848381

Bacause smarks always strokes their cock when meltzer gives their indie darling a high rating.

>>2847885
> P-Plans change goy

>>2848295
Fat fucking smarks have to keep shilling their shitty indie darling, and when normalfags tell them to fuck off, they have to shitpost with le meltz's rating.

>>2848295
The only people that put real stock in Meltzer's stars are insecure betas that need their opinions validated. This is especially common among Roman Reigns and Sasha Banks marks.

>>2847899
You should figure out what word journalist means before you use it for someone like Magoo. If he's a "journalist" so is Wendy Williams and everyone on the E! network.

>>2848295
same reason food critics exist.
most people dont give a shit, but a certain group of autists do

>>2847910
Brock/Roman at next WM

>>2848295
name a better wrestling critic
and for comparison... there might be better mma critics but he's arguably near the top of the list

>anon doesn't know

this is like, oh god, you know?

>>2848406
It's been common fucking knowledge that plans change in this business for literal decades, do you not remember when Jonah Hill was advertised for Raw literally hours before airing and wasn't even on the show because of massive rewrites?

>>2848366
>>2848405
>>2848414
>>2848416
Based Meltz has ya fatasses SEETHING

>>2848295
I like his reviews because he always echoes what I already think
Feels good having people just agree with you
He has good insight too I guess

>>2847885
>reported Almas moving up to the main roster

>>2847910
entire booking from this years royal rumble to wrestlemania.

>>2849332
Hi carter

>>2849362
The writing on the wall was clear and the card was easy to predict. He didn't get some scoop on it.

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>>2849369
Holy shit people! Gary Spivey of the Psychic Companions Network is here with us to tell the future of wrestling! Please tell us the booking for Summerslam!

>>2849376
kek

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>>2848060
Oh fuck you're crossposting with /bb/ too, you're the mark spouting seething all the time right?

>>2847885
>dad diagnosed with terminal cancer two weeks ago out of the blue

Maybe, just maybe he had other things on his mind