>implying this isn't the best card of the year >Bork/Joe-

>>2846229
>Roman/Braun
>Joe/Brock
>Hardyz/Shesaro
I'm unironically excited as fuck for this PPV. I don't even watch RAM anymore, I've just been watching the highlights of the Brock/Joe feud.

>>2846229
is Seth Bray third to the last? literally fucking how?

>>2846229
>>Bork/Joe- GOAT main
Five minute squash

>>Big Dog/BRAUN ambulance match
The same match we've seen a million times with a lame gimmick attached

>>Seth/Brayyyy
The two most boring wrestlers on the roster having a boring match.

>>30 minutes Hardyz vs Sheamus/Cesaro
The Hardyz are a shit nostalgia act who should go away forever.

>>Enzo/Cass- actual interesting feud
Cass will squash Enzo and they'll both flounder as singles

>>Miz/Deanetty
The third and fourth most boring wrestlers on the roster having a boring match

>>Neville/Tozawa
Cruiserweights are neutered and this won't be a good match

>>Bliss/Sasha
Women's wrestling is a joke.

>>2846229
>another bork squash
>another "big dog overcomes the odds" episode
>spooky swamp man and jasethy fighting for no reason
>washed up has beens vs cesaretty and shame us for HALF AN HOUR
>cass squashing enzo
>3453544th edition of miz vs dean
>manlet shit
>wymyn shit
>being excited for this

I can't tell if this thread is serious or not. This could be one of the worst PPVs in recent memory.

>>2846243
I was asked by a casual the card for the PPV I remember everbody evejn Neville/Asian on the pre-show.

But Seth/Bray totally slipped my mind totally. What a couple of forgettable characters.

>>2846229
>>Bork/Joe- GOAT main
Neither of these guys are that good in the ring anymore
>>Big Dog/BRAUN ambulance match
Meh
>>Seth/Brayyyy
Seth hasn't been good for a while now and Bray is garbage in the ring
>>30 minutes Hardyz vs Sheamus/Cesaro
Sheamus is not that good and the Hardy's are old. Caesaro is great in the ring and Matt has been looking real jacked baby in the last few weeks but I'm not expecting much. Is it gonna be tornado?
>>Enzo/Cass- actual interesting feud
Pure unfiltered garbage. This shit doesn't deserve to be on a ppv
>>Miz/Deanetty
Snore
>>Neville/Tozawa
Pure match. Could be good though.
>>Bliss/Sasha
>wymin rasslin

I hope my guys Goldust and R-Truth get enough time on their match.

>>2846248
Imagine being this wrong and this much of a retarded faggot.

>>2846229
Yeah, RAW has been pretty good lately. I haven't enjoyed it that much in the recent past. I'm excited for this PPV. I'll be marking out HUGE for Bork vs. Smo' Joe

>>2846248
Well aren't you fun? Do you even like wrestling?

>>2846282

>Bork isn't good in the ring anymore

spot the pleb

>>2846248
>cruiserweights are neutered
On TV, and a little bit on 205 Live, yes. On PPVs, certainly not.

Gentleman Jack got dropped right on his head, the madman. I was shocked. Neville does a brutal snap German suplex.

>>2846229
It really fucking happened guys
They said E-Drones were to shit on it first, but literally within a week of the show they would all band together and use mental gymnastics to tell themselves this is one of the best shows they will get.
Haha its fucking funny seeing this play out live.
Stay classy E-Drones and dont drink the Koolaid!

>>2846290
Nope. His presence is all that's left of him.

>>2846297
Brock's selling is underrated

>>2846300
Who cares if his selling his good if he never takes any bumps?

>>2846297

>I know fuck all about wrestling

I bet you like the young cucks

>>2846300

One of best sellers and psychology

>>2846229
Why are Seth and Bray even feuding?

I'll admit I'm actually kinda excited for this PPV but fuck them for putting Neville/Tozawa to the pre-show that could be a legit show-stealer.

>>2846229
Don't have the time to watch it anyway.

>>2846310
Not sure, I am assuming it's to determine who is a lousier fiancé/Husband

>Most of the card is rehashed shit
>Bork will mostly likely not be taking any big bumps
>Neville/Tozawa will be done in typical boring WWE match style

>>2846310
Seth sent a dick pic to Bray's wife inmediatly after hearing about the divorce

>>2846331
Really, you could say this about any WWE show in general.

This one just happens to have a terrible name to go along with it's complete lack of entertaiment value.

>>2846300
He used to be great st selling, now he's mediocre.
>>2846307
I do not like the young redditors