Anyone else here unironically a fan of The Empress of Tomorrow®

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No, she's a fat autistic monkey.

>>2845455
>>2845456
kys carter kys

>>2845461
cringe

>>2845442

>I love her hair
>I love her outfits
>I love her theme music
>I love how William Regal calls her Oscar
>I love her accent
>I love her post match interviews
>I love her mask
>I love her coat
>I love her kicks
>I love her moves
>I love her belly
>I love her black stripe
>I love her thighs
>I love ASUKA!

>>2845442
Yeah. It was awesome sitting front row at an NXT Live show and getting to see her.

Didn't manage to make eye contact though. I was able to with Nikki Cross and that one lady with the prizefighter gimmick and MMA gloves. Also had a high five with Ohno where we both gripped each others' hands really hard for some reason. Was weird.

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>>2845442
Her character and matches are dope. I don't particularly want to fuck her, but that isn't really a requirement for me to be a fan of someone.

>>2845442
Official Top 5 Asuka body parts:
5: Asuka's feet. They're cute. They're warm. They're just the right size. I can't say enough good things about them.
4: Asuka's hair. It has the perfect length and color, you'll never get bored of looking at it. The smell is also amazing. I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses? And don't get me started on the fluffiness.
3: Asuka's hands. You won't believe how skilled she is with her cute, little fingers. When she gives you a massage, you'll feel like you're going to heaven.
2: Asuka's belly. It's the very definition of softness. If she lets you touch it, consider yourself lucky, because you're in for a treat. The area around the bellybutton is especially recommended.
1: Asuka's eyes. They shine brighter than the stars on a clear night. Gazing into them at a candlelight dinner will make you forget about all your worries and take you to a world of warmth and comfiness. But make sure not to get lost in them, because you'll have to make the most out of your date with Asuka, the cutest girl in the world.

>>2846095
Are there people that are only fans of wrestlers who they could see themselves having sex with?

That's pretty sad.

>>2846108
So much this

>>2846122
Yes. Most of this board and anti-smarks in general.

>>2845442
My favourite wrestler right now.

>>2846122
that's pretty much exactly what this guy >>2845455
>>2846099 has based his hate-fueled obsession with Asuka on.

It's honestly pretty depressing.

this board is dead

>>2846334
it was cute

>>2846095
I normally don't care for women's wrestling, but I like her bonkers character.

Based shovel Jap

>>2845552
cuck

>>2845442
Yes, is one of my favorite wrestlers right now.

>>2845442
Love her. She's the most entertaining personality in the company since AJ became a generic WWE babyface.

>>2846334
You are the all time grand master of cringe with your Asuka hate obsession. Did you get rejected by someone that looks like her?

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>>2848615
>he can't even deny it

Imagine being so beta that even asian girls think you're a pussy, holy shit.
His "pure" waifu must've friendzoned him and hooked up with some asian manlet who actually had the balls to approach her.

>>2845442
Yeah, she makes me cum every day so I owe her a lot

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>>2848734
Every time someone confronts a bait/shitposter on here with facts or reality, you all respond with the exact same posts and the exact same pictures.

Are you going to say that I'm seething next?

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>>2847019
I wish I was rejected by a girl who looks like her, because at least a girl would have talked to me.

>>2846203 I love how the camera zooms back, like "whoa, shit.".

>>2845442
She is so fucking boring

>>2845442
Yeah. By far the best female wrestler in WWE, probably ever. She's fun to watch, unique look and is surprisingly a great promo despite her limited command of English.

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I saw her at a house show last november and lots of weebs marked out for her. I am bored of Aska wins lol now though

>>2848931
we aren't talking about your mom here kid.

>>2848970
Oh epic weeaboo bants!

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>>2848920
cringe

>>2846203

>that cute smile after she fucked up


C-cute!

>>2848967
>ADHD wwe babbies can't handle a long title reign
No wonder the belts are hot potatoed so much

>>2849186
not having a single loss even in a house show is shit i dont mind the long title run per sey

>>2849745
Exactly the way it should be. Bayley was a strong champion and they needed a strong challenger to take the top spot from her. There was no time for Asuka to lose since she was quickly pushed into the title scene.

>>2849745
She had like one feud before becoming champion. There was never an appropriate time for Asuka to lose a match. Even less so after defeating Bayley because champions on NXT rightfully don't lose matches until the one where they drop the belt

I do.

>>2848922
Well shit now I feel bad for you.

>>2848967
>anyone that marks out for an asian is a weeb
Kill yourself

>>2846980
ding-dong diddly

>>2849769
Cringe

>>2849866
Worked

>>2849804
this