I just found out that my mother was a huge ringrat whore in the 80's and according to her there's a good chance my biological father is a certain professional wrestler. What should I do? How do you even go about finding out if that's true or not? Shoot the guy a message on Twitter asking him if he would be willing to take a DNA test to see if I'm his basatrd kid from some whore he stuck his dick into 30 years ago?
>>2840974
WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?
>>2840974
bro just let it go. Greg the Hammer Valentine isnt going to waste time going to get a dna test because of some queer on twitter
>>2840974
The FBI handles paternity cases. Contact them if you are serious. If your mom (or you) is saying the truth then that is the legal and quickest way.
>>2840974
Which Von Erich was it again, Kerry?
>>2840974
WOO
FORGET ABOUT IT SO- I MEAN BROTHER
>>2842569
his real sons life is fucked right, maybe an /asp/ie NEET will be an upgrade in his eyes
>>2840974
Post your face. We will decide who poppa was.
>>2840974
>my mother was a huge ringrat whore in the 80's
>my mother was a huge ringrat whore
>my mother was a whore
>was
topkek m8
Lol my mother was one too
Post pics of you and your mom and let us guess the wrestler