>WOOOOOOoooooo >LMAO >YEAH >FINALLY... >RICOCHET

>>2840361
No idea what this is.

>>2840361
Got any links to his promos?
I've only seen that one with Mysterio and it was fucking terrible.

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>>2840361

LMFAO

>>2840361
>LIKE FUCK LUCHA UNDERGROUND
whats his problem

>>2840373
The one at G1 also fucking sucked, he didn't really say much
OP sumarised it very well

>young bucks vs. ricochet
is the world prepared for such cringe?

>>2840361
Is this the most disappointing voice in wrestling? I think only lashley comes close, but he at least makes up for it in a lot of ways. With ricochet, once you hear him speak, it's game over

>>2840361
lol there's a reason they gave him a mask so he wouldn't need to talk lucha underground made him a star he's fucked anywhere he needs to cut a promo

>>2840414
He doesn't sound intimidating, if anything he sounds like a nerdy whitewashed black guy, Osprey sounds more intimidating because of his accent.

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>>2840361
Umm.... NO.
He didn't actually say Lucha Underground.

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>>2840421
>nerdy whitewashed black guy

There's a reason why he barely spoke in Dragon Gate

How can someone be the most beautifully graceful wrestler in the world and a blithering mess on the microphone?

>>2840416
He's one of those people who can get over with just ring work and should never be close to a microphone, EVER.

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>mfw he kept just calling him Taguchi because he can't pronounce Ryusuke

>>2840433
Wow, he said
>a certain underground fighting promotion
Wonder what he meant

Why would you call out LU like that when they pushed the hell out of you and YOU signed the contract?

>>2840549
dude was in the main event of their second season even

>>2840494
You wouldn't call your coworker by his first name in Japan, especially when he's 10 years older than you.

>>2840414
Cedric Alexander
Billy Graham
Gangrel
Jack Thwagger

>>2840494
Have any more rare Taguchis?

>>2840549
he's dumb faggot

>>2840549
Because indy shitters are shoot retarded.

>>2840414
Lashley is like Anderson Silva.

>>2840361
His mic work is so bad it's great. It just felt like he was reading out a bunch of tweets.

>>2840636
This. Also, Future of Flight doing a tope w/ hat and glasses still intact. Great moment.

>>2840549
>main events the first LU episode
>after that gets put in many main event matches and feuds
>holds the title for a long time
>even gets the trios championship with Rey and Dragon Watermelon

>>2840658
>Loses a "Loser Must Retire Match" to Pentagon Dark on June 26, 2016 (has not aired on television yet).
How convenient that you didn't add that to your list.

>>2840669
>not aired
Because I didn't know? Thanks for the spoiler, nigger.

>>2840669
"That match was also for the Lucha Underground Championship which Puma had just won less than 24 hours ago from Johnny Mundo."
-t. Tony Schiavone

>>2840402

LU wouldn't let him wrestle at the G1 special.

>>2840690
That's on him for signing the contract.

>>2840696
He'll be free next year also LU is going to end next year or 2019.

>>2840696
LU's contracts are ridiculous. Terrible company.

Is he going to WWE after his LU contract runs out?

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>>2840361
Y'all need to stop hatin on mah boi King Ricochet.

How many of you can can land a piece like this one?

>>2841413
>How many of you can land a passable 5.5 with an Inoki chin
>then ditch your child to wrestle like youre on WWE schedule when you have control of your bookings?
Im good, bro

>>2841183
Probably staying with New Japan for a while, he's still the highest paid indy shitter.

>>2841413
Boring fit girl body, no tits, average face, has no bearing on who he is, let alone his quality of performer.

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>>2840361
Kek. Very apt summary. He probably thought him shooting on LU will get huge pop.

>>2840759
Seems pretty standard to me
Most TV promotions wont let you wrestle a major companies large event

>>2842057
>Most TV promotions wont let you wrestle a major companies large event

Thank god TV is dying

I don't know how Mark Burnett and these suits get away with this shit.

>i haven't seen my kid in 5 months because im always wrestling

Hahaha how is that even real. Hahahah Nigga just walk away from the ring for a weekend. Like say say no to the bookings

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>New Japan in the US special
>Time to impress the people and make them want to buy tickets next year.
>book Richochet holding a live microphone

>>2842012

Bro just stop. You're trolling at this point

>>2842099
Ricochet please get /asp/

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>>2840613

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>>2842096
He couldn't even work the stupid microphone when he first got it handed to him

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IF YOU ARE A YOUNG WRESTLE TRAVELING THE WORLD AND HAVE A KID INSTEAD OF SLAYING PUSSY YOU DON'T GET MY SYMPY AT ALL!

>>2840361
LU did him a favor. they probably would have used him in a 16 man tag match just to lose.

>>2840361
>SHOUTOUT TO DWAYNE