RIP Xavier Press F to pay respects, he got murdered by

Fuck that weeniedoo nigga

/UCE/ 4 lyfe

that line was shit you faggot redditor
porn isn't R rated

F

>>2838262
shhhhhhh... shh... it's ok xavier, nobody's laughing at your 5 inches of fury

>>2838310
No, I think xavier is a fucking faggot and wish he'd be fired, but an unfunny joke doesn't become magically funny just because it happened in a wrestling ring.

Xavier was the only member of the New Day to not get murdered in that, honestly.

I missed the segment what was the exact line?

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an unfunny joke about him having sex that got him widely praised while the girl still takes the brunt of the abuse.

yeah, big F

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>>2838262

>getting this worked over a single line on a wrestling show

>>2838479
Xavier saved some face but the damage is done
Kofi "JaFakecan" Kingston is done too
Big E is the one that escaped with least damage, just some tits joke

Wait was the rap battle actually good? I went to a bbq.

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>>2838524
SEETHING

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Who was BTFO harder, Zero dimes Cassetty or Kofi and Xavier?

F

That rap battle segment was better than it had any right being.

>>2838859
In order of BTFO-ness:
1. Xavier
2. Cass
3. Kofi

anyone know where I can watch the rap battle?

wuz it good?

wuz new gayz kangz n shiieeettt

>>2838901
youtube. I am watching it right now since I didn't watch smack tonight

>>2838906
post the link friendo wtf bra bro

>>2838204
Segment about to start now is it too cringe to watch?

>>2838914
im 1/2 way through. USos r good New gay is gay. as predicted

>>2838910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSVruWU5qco
I think they took out the Paige sub people keep talking about

You may entertain on Smackdown Live
But your dick be only level Five.

USOs r good rappers guys.

>>2838910
>>2838917
Found the entire segment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96F5x3P9X_Q

>>2838917
They did. That and the fake Jamaican thing about Kofi were the only good parts of the segment

>>2838917
I thought Kofi was gonna make a Samoan gyno joke.

>>2838929
The total divas line was good too

>>2838936
Same

>>2838572
Better than it should be

>>2838260
This

This segment was worth it just for all the corpsing. Think anyone got reamed after the fact for having a giggle during the segment, or is it beyond kayfabe at this point?

>>2839023
If you make Vince enough money he literally doesn't give a fuck what you do, and in this era New Day are on that level

>>2838204
You know when you can get people to boo the New Day you're doing something right. BASED /uce/. Also Wale was pretty good all things considered.

I had to stop watching the segment after Kofi started fat shaming. As a 375 pound man I find that offensive. I'm not going to spend my time or money watching a company that takes pride in making fun of me.

>Wale had to disqualify the Usos because it was so obvious that they had better raps

New Gay and bronies on suicide watch

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>>2838204
>Xavier in trouble for fucking Paige

This segment was so good. I was in tears.

>>2839235
Brock looks more like an albino gorilla everyday

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>>2839268

>>2838262
Semantics. Try harder

Are there people that think the Usos actually won this? They had a better flow to their lines, I'll admit that, but in terms of actual hits New Day was styling on them.

>You have huge pecs
>You fucked a WWE wrestler
>You had a Jamaican gimmick once
Shit

>You're only here because of Total Divas
>You're only here because of your cousin Roman Reigns
Fucking REKT.

>>2838916
Nice blog

do u guys think they came up with these jokes themselves or it was scripted? some went a little too far desu...

>>2839618
Uces & New Day are bros IRL

Xavier has a tiny dick. Not at all a black guy dick.
Paige seemed disappointed to be riding it.
I was hoping they would have made some jokes about that.

>>2839576

Don't forget that they're too fat to take their shirts off.

>>2838572
Big E is pretty proud of his pecs too so he got off easy, it'd be like the usos mocking big daddy pumps biceps.

>>2838204

F

definitely not scripted. they edited out of the youtube clip. the only thing saving the uso's jobs is the WWE's pineapple nigger nepotism

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New day just caught the bodybag for free

>>2839576
bro, are you one of these white faggots who post on blackpeopletwitter.

you reek it. The fakeness.
I cant believe white people still act like niggers.

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>>2839703
>WWE's pineapple nigger nepotism

>>2839757
The fuck is black people twitter?

>>2838262
>>2838353
Imagine being this much of a miserable cunt

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>>2838841
They went for the nut shots right off the bat with reference to Rikishi, Xavier's tape, Kofi being Jamaican, and Roman. Usos got disqualified for stepping on the sneakers of the host
It was actually not bad

>>2839223
Hey Kevin Owens

>>2839223
You suck at trolling, try harder

this smackdown was seriously fucking great. i thought this rap battle was going to be shit but it was hilarious. i laughed more times during this episode than i have in the entirety of this year of wwe.

>>2840212
I laugh my ass off every time the ratings come out

They call him Big E because that's his cup size Kofi said he was Jamaican but we know that was lies