>ywn have a cute wife and a loving family like Kevin

>>2836761
Why do all Leafs have soulless dark eyes?

Damn, his wife really is a qt. Good for Kevin.

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>tfw you're the autistic one in your family

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>>2836761
I just want to have kids with the person i love ;.;

>>2836761
>ywn leave yourself open to losing half your shit when the bitch gets bored
Feels good

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>>2836774
>tfw you're the Jannetty of your family

I-I'd settle f-for just a gf

But I fucking hate kids.

I have a qt Chinese gf who I can see myself spending the rest of my life with. Don't really want to get married, but she could definitely talk me into it later in life. We have a cute doggo who absolutely loves us; way better than some snotty nosed brats. I'm going to save a lot of money by not having kids, and look a lot younger and less stressed than all my friends who have kids. Why ruin your girl's body with kids?

>>2836885
Ding-Dong Diddlycringe.

>>2836761
>cute wife
>cute

Kek! I can understand you obese kissless virgins having low standards, but this is to much

>>2836885
>qt Chinese gf
what does she smell like?

>>2836885
This. Fuck kids. Just a massive drain on resources and time.

>>2836885
>>2836903
Found the samefagging supreme edgelord

>>2836895
Like Bath & Bodyworks. What does being a virgin smell like?

>when your son has a better look than you

>>2836885
>>2836903
I don't really want kids. I think kids are cute and fun, but having my own would suck because it's not the same. Especially once they get to be a little older and you're no longer cool. And then they move out.

Only thing preventing me from saying I flat out will never have kids, is the realization that I already live my life with sone regret for being a recluse for so long. I'd hate to be 40 or 50 and wish I had kids when I was younger but not have the ability to reasonably do that. Regret sucks and so does the passage of time, especially when you're lonely.

>>2836909
Kek, you're obviously lying.

Keep stroking to amateur asian porn, dude!

>>2836909
cheetohs and stale cum.

>>2836918
Kill yourself you worthless scumbag

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>tfw you realize you'd raise his kids just so you could have his wife

>>2836909
pretty bad man, i shower every day but still smell bad

what does she taste like? different to white girls?

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>>2836919
>the amount of salty (You)s someone gets on /asp/ when they mention having a gf

>>2836943
I tried Europeans, Americans and Asians, they all taste the same

Never fucked a black girl (and I don't want to) but I suspect it would be the same still

>>2836948
We both know you're a loser spending most of your free time feeding your porn addiction

>>2836908
>everyone who disagrees with me is a samefag
Lmao salty as fuck

>>2836765
Ukrainian blood

>>2836948
Fuck you. If one of us is a virgin we all are. Kys

>>2836948
Literally just one "salty (you). And yourself Carter.

>>2836948
Misery loves company. "Im a lonely virgin so u feel better knowing everyone on here is in the hole im in"

>>2836948
>outing yourself as a fedora tipping genetic dead end on 4chan post 2013
>actually think people are mocking you for your mail order gf

STRAIGHT OUTTA REDDIT