>Shane "Joshi Smasher" Haste/Thorn He's finally

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DELETE THIS

KAIRI A PURE

>>2829437
terminal yellow fever

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What did WWE mean by this?

>>2829445
rip are robbie
Asian drivers no survivors

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wtf i hate Thorne now

>>2829437
Where did you find this op?

I always assumed they were a couple.

Kairi loves white men.

>>2829547
Asians love Australian men*

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NO WAIFU IS SAFE

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BOOYAKA BOOYAKA I 69'D SHIRAI

>>2829568
>That hand gesture

Not even subtle

>>2829437
Where does this meme come from

>>2829547
All women love white men

>>2829437
why are these chinks so much hotter than Asuka and why isn't Asuka fired yet?

>>2829613
Because they're young and work out

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>>2829437
Holy shit, it actually happened
Thorne has been thirsting after Kairi and the other stardom girls on twitter for over a year and now his insatiable yellow fever is finally paying off.

Fellow anons, bow your heads and hail your new leader:
Shane "I put the Dom in Stardom" Thorne is now King of the Joshi's in WWE

>>2829666
I hate the WWE, but I gotta give credit to this based Australian

>>2829613
Why haven't you had sex yet?

>tfw these threads are made by one guy who keeps talking to himself

Julia Hoe is much hotter desu

>>2829437
I am legit triggered by this

>If she's black, send her back
>If she's yella, I'm her fella

>>2829981
same

>>2829437
>Swimming in a pool with 2 azn qts, one of which is on his back
Why can't our lives be like this, lads?

>>2830205
Because you're a fat NEET

>>2830207
No I'm not and please don't bully me or anybody else in this thread

>>2830210
FWIW I am no longer NEET, but I am still just as miserable now as was then, except now I have to give away most of the money I earn on bills and rent and taxes.
Life is shit no matter what you do tbqh

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Would you play overpriced hide and seek with him?

>>2830222
Yes but only to exploit glitches and make him seethe some more

>>2830222
He's too busy playing Hide the Sausage with Kairi

>>2830212
Fucking this tbqfh desu.

Didn't enjoy school, didn't enjoy working, didn't enjoy neetdom, should probably kill myself.

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>>2830247
OK do yourself first, then do me

>>2830247
Make positive changes in your life

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>>2829437

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I have a new waifu anyways.

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>you will never have Kairi in your back

>>2829437
Some people get triggered by politics. I get triggered by the fact my life is not like this photo:
Nice pad in FL with a pool with me and two azn QT's. FML.

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>>2831182
Who's this Trouser Rouser?

>>2831360
I'm not porn expert, but I'm gonna guess Julie Real

SHANE "IF SHE'S YELLA IM YOUR FELLA" THORNE STRIKES AGAIN

WHO CAN STOP THIS MAN

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>no qt joshi to piggyback in a poolhalp

>>2829437
This makes me want to kill myself

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Delete this

>>2829437
Shane "Lay low on a yellow" Thorne is a handsome chad though. I bet Asuka has been a victim of his too

>>2833804
>I bet Asuka has been a victim of his too

They were sitting together during the Draft last year

Asuka about to kill Kairi.

>>2829437

Dude probably made damn sure he was the first to talk to Kairi and make her feel welcome.

Hate all you want, but he's probably smashed both girls already. Wouldn't even be surprised if it was at the same time.

>Shane "If you're white get out of my sight" Thorn
>Shane "If you're brown leave my town" Thorn
>Shane "If you're black don't want a crack" Thorn
>Shane "If you're red stay out of my bed" Thorn
>Shane " If you're yellow I'm your bedfellow" Thorn

>>2833831
Hello Shane!

How long until an autistic jap girl stabs him?

>>2829437
AH HA HA HA HA HA
NOT EVEN A WEEK

>>2833840
Shane sounds like my kinda guy.

>>2829437
wtf i love shane now

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Is Shane our guy?
>Taller than the other manlets and stands at 6'1
>Great body
>White
>Tattoos actually look good on him
>weeb
>Probably fucked a lot of Japanese girls

You know TMDK was a thing in Japan right?

>>2833955
He fucked /asp/ waifus. Obviously no.

>>2833968
yeah he's been at this game for years

the devil appears and offers you a bargain: you get to wreck every woman at the performance center to your heart's content but your on-screen persona will be a complete joke, so much so that it ruins your wrestling career forever. do you say yes?

>>2835511
I'll get used to my comedy jobber gimmick. Deal

>>2835511
>on-screen persona in NXT wrecking anybody's career

Some NXT TV personas last one episode.

>>2835511
I'd be a jobbers' jobber just to work for a company like WWE, and no, I won't fuck sluts, because I'm a good religious boy.

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>>2835511
Absolutely fucking yes right away in a heartbeat, don't even need to think about it.
YES
YES
YES

>>2835521
>I'd be a jobbers' jobber just to work for a company like WWE,

Your average e-Drone everybody

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Shane McPoyle gimmick when?

>>2835511
That is literally what wrestling is you mark.

Only a small percentage of them are going to be big stars and have a great career, the rest are just in it for the banter, the tours and the women. It's better than working for a living.

ShaneO knows the deal.

>>2835518
>>2835520
>>2835521
oh, and the devil always mentions that while you get to fuck the ladies for real, nobody will ever believe that you did

>>2835535
>Wrestling is better than a 9-to-5 job with nil commute

It's not.

>>2835540
Like I give a shit?

>>2835540
Who cares if nobody else believes it?
I was there, my dick felt it, all that matters.

>>2835540
All I need in life is to know I did, myself

>>2835511
Am I still getting a E paycheck for the same length of time as Patterson while all this happens? If so, yes.

>>2835511
Only is I am also allowed to select 2 of the Jap guys as well

>>2830247
How does one neet without suckling on their parents?

That's what you cucks get for lusting after real women

>>2835934
but that's gay desu

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How can women even compete?.

>>2829437
Calm down mate. They know each other from his time in Noah.

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>>2837002
holy fuck lad
i'm loving Americanized Kairi

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>>2837002
They can't

>>2830179
>If she's black, send her back
>If she's yella, I'm in her, fella

>>2837002
guys I am in love with her

>>2839775
How did you manage to make it worse

>>2835511
just call me eugene jr.

>>2840497
call me the dancing dragon

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>No qt pirate girl to find treasure in bed with

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Legend.